behindthec: (slash)
in celebration of working out a difficult scene with red, you get this now instead of tomorrow. sigh.

if you follow my twitter you're prepared for this nonsense. fuck my life, this is ridiculous and indulgent and i want to write it more than anything ever.

in which colin and sophie brainstorm turn-of-the-century-scottish-peasant!ryan AND <s>BRENDON</s> THE BOY WHO MAKES BAGPIPES. )

behindthec: (grammar whoredom)
look at the sentence i almost just wrote.

Footsteps climb the stairs, and a rustling of plastic grows loud enough for Brendon to identify as shopping bags, before Ryan's shuffling into the room, releasing his load on the floor.

 
and then that wasn't enough, so we had to discuss it.

Sophie:  bahahahaa
ha
 me:  faaaaaaaaaaail
 Sophie: 
i love that he shuffles in and just does it
lol
 me:  LOL YES
"well, here i am.  *comes*"
 Sophie:  exactly
but he's shuffling, so it's like emo somehow
 me:  LOL!!!!
 Sophie:  like *sigh* *comes*
 me:  LOL!!!
 Sophie:  only Ryan would come emo

so, so true.

i lied; chapter 5 should be up tomorrow.

behindthec: (patd is for lovers)
sophie and i have this big inside joke about office supply kinks and elaborately bad metaphors related to such, but it's really all much funnier out of context.

RyanRoss's Laminated Soul )

(we are now in deep discussion of panic as breakfast foods.  bden: poptart.  duh.  ryan: bran flakes.  DUH.  jon: coffee -- warm and always gets you up.  spencer: oatmeal.  practical and solid.  sophie and i win fandom.  and breakfast.)

eta: i thought i looked kind of badass today with my faux leather and tie, but turns out i just look kind of creepy b/c my eyes look mostly blackish/dead.

guyliner fail )

should have a 19 teaser for you tomorrow. ish.

behindthec: (pwf)
June/July-ish 2008.

Becca
: hahahah
  omg i have to tell you this plot
 me: it wouldn't have to be someone consciously kidnapping them
 Becca: from beatles fandom
3:01 PM because it is lolarious
  and yet
  i loved that fucking story
  and hate that shenever finished it
  there's totally a plane crash, and they end up on this random island that is populated by warrior women who use men strictly for breeding purposes and they're like 'oh well you'll do' so they capture the beatles
3:02 PM and omg it's SO DUMB when you explain it
  but it was kind of awesome
  and it was just slashy enough to make you go OMG IT'S GONNA BE SLASH and yet it never was. so perpetual blue balls.
3:03 PM me: brb, ppl

5 minutes
3:09 PM Becca: wow this website is impressive. i submitted changes to be approved this morning and some of them are already done
  go Center for Advanced Research on Language Acquisition
  aka CARLA. how cute.

6 minutes
3:16 PM me: AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ BEATLES FIC
  THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
  AND NO SLASH WTF
  THAT'S HORRIBLE
 Becca: it really was the funniest thing ever
  oh taht fic
  it was beyond epic
 me: i really do like the idea of panic getting stuck on a deserted island
  like
  a LOT.
3:17 PM and i know it sounds cheesy but think of the ANGST.
 Becca: LOL
 me: and there could DEFINITELY be ryan bleeding half to death
  b/c he was whittling his stupid spear and it slipped, HAHA
 Becca: HAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHHA
 me: only, a sitaution much more heroic, obv.
 Becca: dude that bitch would've been hurt in the crash
 me: obv the first is more realistic, but hey.
  good point
  YES.
 Becca: he woudln't even get to play with spears
3:18 PM me: YES, he's hurt in the crash
  omg
 Becca: he'd just be like out of commission from the start
 me: b/c he's the size of a flamingo
  yes
  omg omg omg
 Becca: he's an emu
  LOL
 me: WRITE THIS NAO
 Becca: look at you ALL UP on hurting ryan ross
 me: just the first scene, when they all discover what's happened and ryan's like, barely alive.
  LOL!!!! you KNOW how much i love hurting him!
 Becca: usually there isn't blood involved
3:19 PM me: well that was your idea
  and then jon can SAVE him.
 Becca: i didn't expect you to jump on it
 me: and brendon can flip out
 Becca: lol
 me: well i'm jumpin
  deal.
3:20 PM and and
  he's still unconscious for like days
  so they have to take turns watching over him at night
  and stuff
  and there's a fire and lots of huddling and quiet weeping
 Becca: ahhaha
3:21 PM ironically the pilot and zack and everyone else on the plane is just...dead
  so it's just them
3:24 PM me: right.
  oooh, who else was on the plane?
  to make it angstier.
 Becca: LOL
 me: FOB AND ACADEMY.
  they were touring together.
 Becca: oh forfuck's sake no
  we're talking small private jet here
 me: one of them at least? LOL
  I WANT A DEAD BAND.
 Becca: NO
 me: ANGST.
 Becca: NO DEAD BANDS
 me: LOL FINE
  pete then?
 Becca: LOL NO
 me: OMG not even PETE?
3:25 PM Becca: no!
  because it's already too fucking convenient that they're the only surivivors
  if there's someone else on the plane, they live. and ryan dies.
3:26 PM me: w3jhi8fa9p834
 Becca: not that i'm ever writing this anyway
 me: it all depends on who was sitting where
  panic was sitting all together. everyoen else was in a diff part of the plane
  YOU ARE WRITING THIS.
 Becca: you'd like to think that, wouldn't you
 me: trembling lower lip
3:27 PM fine. them, zack, shane, and the pilot.
 Becca: LOL
 me: (notice how i subtly threw shane in there)
 Becca: yah srsly
  v. v. subtle
 me: he and brendon were together
 me: ROTFLMAOOOOO WTF
 Becca: idek
  but it makes me laugh
 me: yes.i want to color
  they should have patd coloring books
 Becca: LOL

behindthec: (clancol - shoes)

due to the increasing widespread popularity of our inside jokes (IWKUN, jon's jacket of heterosexuality , FBR gangwars, etc.), [livejournal.com profile] falling_words and i have created our own comm exclusively to post our madness that happens throughout the day.

so, everyone join.  if you want to be amused, that is.  there's nothing there yet beyond awesome interests and a bio, but we're workin' on archiving.

 

hard.  at work.

 

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