omg i have to tell you this plot
me: it wouldn't have to be someone consciously kidnapping them
Becca: from beatles fandom
3:01 PM because it is lolarious
i loved that fucking story
and hate that shenever finished it
there's totally a plane crash, and they end up on this random island that is populated by warrior women who use men strictly for breeding purposes and they're like 'oh well you'll do' so they capture the beatles
3:02 PM and omg it's SO DUMB when you explain it
but it was kind of awesome
and it was just slashy enough to make you go OMG IT'S GONNA BE SLASH and yet it never was. so perpetual blue balls.
3:03 PM me: brb, ppl
3:09 PM Becca: wow this website is impressive. i submitted changes to be approved this morning and some of them are already done
go Center for Advanced Research on Language Acquisition
aka CARLA. how cute.
3:16 PM me: AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ BEATLES FIC
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
AND NO SLASH WTF
Becca: it really was the funniest thing ever
oh taht fic
it was beyond epic
me: i really do like the idea of panic getting stuck on a deserted island
3:17 PM and i know it sounds cheesy but think of the ANGST.
me: and there could DEFINITELY be ryan bleeding half to death
b/c he was whittling his stupid spear and it slipped, HAHA
me: only, a sitaution much more heroic, obv.
Becca: dude that bitch would've been hurt in the crash
me: obv the first is more realistic, but hey.
Becca: he woudln't even get to play with spears
3:18 PM me: YES, he's hurt in the crash
Becca: he'd just be like out of commission from the start
me: b/c he's the size of a flamingo
omg omg omg
Becca: he's an emu
me: WRITE THIS NAO
Becca: look at you ALL UP on hurting ryan ross
me: just the first scene, when they all discover what's happened and ryan's like, barely alive.
LOL!!!! you KNOW how much i love hurting him!
Becca: usually there isn't blood involved
3:19 PM me: well that was your idea
and then jon can SAVE him.
Becca: i didn't expect you to jump on it
me: and brendon can flip out
me: well i'm jumpin
3:20 PM and and
he's still unconscious for like days
so they have to take turns watching over him at night
and there's a fire and lots of huddling and quiet weeping
3:21 PM ironically the pilot and zack and everyone else on the plane is just...dead
so it's just them
3:24 PM me: right.
oooh, who else was on the plane?
to make it angstier.
me: FOB AND ACADEMY.
they were touring together.
Becca: oh forfuck's sake no
we're talking small private jet here
me: one of them at least? LOL
I WANT A DEAD BAND.
Becca: NO DEAD BANDS
me: LOL FINE
Becca: LOL NO
me: OMG not even PETE?
3:25 PM Becca: no!
because it's already too fucking convenient that they're the only surivivors
if there's someone else on the plane, they live. and ryan dies.
3:26 PM me: w3jhi8fa9p834
Becca: not that i'm ever writing this anyway
me: it all depends on who was sitting where
panic was sitting all together. everyoen else was in a diff part of the plane
YOU ARE WRITING THIS.
Becca: you'd like to think that, wouldn't you
me: trembling lower lip
3:27 PM fine. them, zack, shane, and the pilot.
me: (notice how i subtly threw shane in there)
Becca: yah srsly
v. v. subtle
me: he and brendon were together
me: ROTFLMAOOOOO WTF
but it makes me laugh
me: yes.i want to color
they should have patd coloring books