behindthec: (tomrad)
like, fuck them for not coming to atlanta.

BILL.  TOM.  

TOURING.

TOGETHER.

i didn't find out late; i'm just reacting late, i guess.  there was this moment ten minutes ago where i went from "god, i wish i could see them" to "DAMN IT I HAVE TO SEE THEM."  anyway, i want to go.  bad.  it's fucking empires, man.  i've waited long enough.  (AND DID I MENTION WILLIAM AND TOM ARE TOURING TOGETHER???)  it's a 3-4 hr drive for me.  who else wants to be impulsive and meet me there? share a hotel, get up to some shenanigans, party all night?  or sleep, whatever, i'm down with anything.  COME ON, I'LL BUY YOU BOOZE IF YOU'RE UNDERAGE WE ONLY LIVE ONCE.

email me if you're interested.  we'd need to wait until the empires dates are confirmed (i saw bilvy a month ago at the now-famed eddie's attic show; i'm not going just for him), but hey.

p.s. your requests win.  i'm totally writing the brencer BJ/clubbing prequel to pccf. \o/  (not now, but at some point.)

i think keri and i are gonna make y'all a vid in a bit.  i may be persuaded to do my gollum impression.  and my impression of the moviefone guy.  if i can get keri to sing her JT parody that makes absolutely no sense at all but makes me laugh every time she sings it.

behindthec: (flirting)
in which colin reads you porn, shows off his panties, and has a spontaneous performancegasm while absolutely butchering a cover of bill's a cappella number. 
 
srsly.  this is the most embarrassing thing i've ever put online.  go watch it and make it worth my while.  rywalk teaser included.
 
also while you're there, check out the new video of my boss "singing" (it's labeled, most inventively, "emily 'singing'.")  i think i'm going to have to start a weekly series of these.
 
if you want something actually arousing, go orgasm over beckett's hand porn rubik's cube solving.  holy jesus fuck.
 
behindthec: (bilvy)

(luckily seahorse is distracting enough that you will hopefully overlook how shitty and dweeby i look.)

not only due to this picture, but this was possibly the best show i've ever seen in my life.

first of all, bilvy was eyefucking crawford the whole night, mainly when seahorse was between/in front of them so he wouldn't notice.  also, turns out crawford is even sexier doing acoustic solos than he is on electric.  i think i came in my pants.  so, can't really blame bill (WHO IS SO TOTALLY BONING HIM EVERY NIGHT, OH MY GOD, WHERE'S THE FIC, I'LL WRITE IT MYSELF IF I HAVE TO).  then they all covered "baby one more time" as well as an n'sync song, and seahorse and bilvy told the story of how they were at a restaurant the other day and their stoned waitress was convinced bill was johnny depp.  so finally seahorse is all "GIVE IT UP FOR JOHNNY DEPP!" and then they went into a series that concluded with "give it up for prince caspian" (!) and finally "GIVE IT UP FOR JACK DAWSON!" because bilvy was dressed like motherfucking jack dawson.  bilvy kept telling us how much he loved doing shows like this, and he took requests, and he told sisky to stop smoking "cancer sticks," and he said hi to keri, and he told the story behind how he wrote "eastbound traffic" and he talked about scimeca and went on a mushy rant about how much he loves sisky and IT WAS THE BEST SHOW EVER, OKAY.  EVER.  william was, is, and always will be my favourite band boy.  i have such respect for him as a person.  he is grateful and humble and down to earth and incredible to the fans and i hope he knows how much we appreciate it.

could've done without the mindblowing OVERLOAD of obnoxious screaming-fainting-flailing teenage girls (more than usual i swear omg), but.  hey.

i couldn't figure out where to wait around afterwards b/c people were grouping up all over the damn place, so i gave up.  i got a pic with him last time, so it's okay.  but next time i want a pic with ian just to see if i can contain my boner when he puts his arm around me.  HIS HANDS, THEY ARE MAGIC.

pics here (that's the public link; you have to log in to comment; some ppl were confused about that last time).

vids here, there are six, not complete songs (except for "the test" and pls note how bill and ian ~embrace at the end), but hey, i've only got a 250mb memory card.

i ran into a few friends but i wish you all could've been there, especially you overseas peeps because it's not fair you don't get tours like this.  you should, and i wish you'd all been there with me.  <3


behindthec: (bilvy)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY [livejournal.com profile] bunniesontoast!!!!! :D
thank you, thank you, thank you, for a year of smiles, jailbait snuggles, fic, friendship,
and seahorse debates.  i am very grateful to have you in my life. <3

everyone go write her fic; i would, but, my arms. :/  bb, i wish i could take you with me to the acoustic show next saturday. :(  (is anyone else gonna be there?)  if you (that goes for all of you guys!) have any song requests, b/c i think he's been taking them, and i plan to videotape a lot, possibly use keri's fancy nikon... LET ME KNOW.  can't make any promises, but we'll see.  i'm most definitely requesting ATLMS for myself if i get the chance.

prolly won't respond to comments this time; busy working and trying to finish 19 and rest my arms (yes, all at once).  leave helen a birthday wish; she stalks my comments like whoa. ;)

ily bb!!!!!! <3
behindthec: (bden kinks)
Title: Can't Shake the Taste [Day 10 of Not The Sin (or, Brendon's 12 Days of Kinks)]
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lolab 
Rating: R
Pairing: Brendon/William
Kink du Jour: Snowballing. (Author's favorite! \o/)
Word Count: ~1,340
Disclaimer: Fiction as far as I know.
Summary: His voice has shifted a bit, fingers teasing a pattern on the leg of Brendon's jeans, when he whispers, "You save anything on the list for me?"
Notes: Vignette 10 of 12; Bden's ~Sekrit Kink Series based on email/IM/comment requests from this fic (now #7 in the series). One a day through Christmas: here is my holiday gift to my friendslist. ;)

Please visit the master post for a list of all 12 vignettes. You can read them independently, but they are connected, so it's much better to read them in order.

Brendon feels old. )

behindthec: (patd is for lovers)
THIS IS WHY I PROMPT YOU GUYS.

holy shit, i'm in love.

gorgeous doesn't cover it.

eta: WAIT THERE IS MORE.  william, brendon, snow angels, just, HERE, HAVE MY SOUL ON A PLATTER, JESUS.  GOD I LOVE YOU GUYS.

behindthec: (bden kinks)
Title: Let Us Fall, Let Us Fight [Day 5 of Not The Sin (or, Brendon's 12 Days of Kinks)]
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lolab
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Brendon/William
Kink du Jour: A bit o' light s&m.
Word Count: ~1,900
Disclaimer: Fiction as far as I know.
Summary: "This is what they all warned me about, isn't it?"
Notes: Vignette 5 of 12; Bden's ~Sekrit Kink Series based on email/IM/comment requests from this fic (now #7 in the series). One a day through Christmas: here is my holiday gift to my friendslist. ;)

Please visit the master post for a list of all 12 vignettes. You can read them independently, but they are connected, so it's much better to read them in order.

The first time Brendon drinks, he gets sick. The second time, he gets naked. )


behindthec: (bden kinks)
If anything, he looks embarrassed as he reaches one shaking hand to Brendon's, guides it back to the side of his head, pressing until Brendon's fingers are tangled in the locks, and swallows hard.

"I like it."


jsyk, #9 is one of my favourites in the whole series.  you'll see why soon enough. XD
 
p.s. you guys who make ICONS for my FICS, based on QUOTES from my own freaking VIDEOBLOGS, i just, can't get over it.  you have no idea how big it makes me smile. :D  courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] ryden_fan:

:DDDDD

some fangirly rambling )

in other news, you all know i need a haircut.  i am reluctant to cut it b/c i LIKE the long fringe.  hairinface is sexy, okay.  i just, y'know, can't see.  so this morning i tried sweeping it to the other side, to see if maybe that would help get it out of my face a little.

FAIL!!! )

the number  "1-000-000-0000" just called my cell phone.  i just.  i.

in other news, kink 12 is finished and today i get back to pwf chapter 14. \o/
 
behindthec: (bden kinks)
the votes are in: and thus, so is breathplay.  this is YOUR xmas gift, after all. ;)

teaser for kink 4 (and this is my favourite paragraph in the whole damn scene; way to like, spoil it for you guys; whatever).

He swallows and says, "Close your eyes."
 
Brendon does, only now realizing he hadn't quite braced himself for this, having to hand over this much control to Ryan and still expect his own body to behave.  He knows it's all going to hell at the first touch of the small, spongy eyeshadow tip across his eyelid, Ryan's breath hot on his face and smelling of the little caramels he's taken to popping before shows.  It's not until Ryan starts whispering instructions -- "Lift your chin a bit; good," guiding Brendon's face with his free hand, his fingertip sliding across the sensitive skin underneath his eyes to blend the shades -- that Brendon realizes he could get addicted to this harder than heroin: Ryan easing him into full surrender, an implicit request for Brendon to come apart in his hands.

i'll be honest, that image even makes ME shiver, okay.  original inspiration, obv:


oh hey so recently, as like a try-anything-once dare to myself, i read three things i never ever wanted to: mpreg, genderswap, and a kink that grosses me the fuck out (golden showers).  AND I LIVED!!! \o/  it was a nasty ride, though, even though they were ryden and all really well-written.  yay, i have balls!  (but mostly ew.)

also, way to out your frontman, smith. :DDDDDDDD  my squee/keymashing over this interview was exhausted in conversation with becca, so all i have left is :DDDDDDD.

oh, and can i just say HOW MUCH I AM FUCKING IN LOVE WITH "WINTER PASSING".  it gives me chills every time and could singlehandedly take me into a bilvy/TAI renaissance.

speaking of bilvy: # 5 and 10. ;)

behindthec: (gabilliam)
look, i'm using my gabilliam icon! it's been too long. <3

okay so a lot of you know that chapter 10 is finished but i'm not posting yet to build the suspense.  the same thing will happen with 11.  shut up, you love me.  (and if you don't, now you have a comm to rant about it! XD)

to compensate, and especially because i know so many of you are gabilliam fans who have been with me since full moons & minor keys and are still waiting for that sequel i promised i was writing (it's still in the works, and i'm still planning on it sometime after pwf), HERE!  have a preview!  there are 26 typed pages and several more handwritten ones, but i'm going to be editing it to 3rd person (just can't write in 1st anymore, THANKS BECCA :P, and also my writing style has changed a bit since then, so i'll be rewriting a bit), but here, have the first few pages, largely unedited.  the 1st person of it makes me cringe, but whatev. lemme know what you think.  i have huge plans for this story and i'm still really excited about it, so, hope you enjoy.  also, on a side note, the [livejournal.com profile] clan_collective and i are at crunch time, finally working on the last few things we need before we start posting, and i am REALLY excited about this project; i think you guys will like it a lot.  i'm hoping for something in the next couple months.

anyway.  this starts a few months after fm&mk ends, i think.  oh, and the title is overexposed, in case you missed that.  lol.

sequel previewz! )

 

behindthec: (gabilliam)

the best part is that i snapped the pic at the wrong time so we BOTH look like total creeps on crack. <3 <3 <3



he was so fucking nice i just, guh.  also, funny.  and williamy.  and he thought i was a boy.  which, i don't even get, b/c i wasn't cross-dressing, and hello, makeup.  william, you're a dumbass.  and i love you so hard.  in fact, i've loved you since the moment i saw you in the EWH video (likely because you were way hotter in that than you are in this pic, ha).  thank you for a year of a million smiles, and a night of a million more.

</sap>

<sleep>


behindthec: (gabilliam)
academy totally thanks "Tom Conrad" in their acknowledgments (!) and he is listed BEFORE gabe saporta.

discuss.

alternately, write me buttloads of william/tom fic. especially since idek if i'm going to be able to even LISTEN to this CD. SO MUCH HET. just reading the lyrics is making me cringe. bilvyyyyy why, why.

swear to god, if i linger in fandom any longer after pwf (which is looking unlikely but hey), i am totes getting on with the fm&mk sequel. billrad, sekrit otp liek whoa.

chapter 3 tomorrow. maybe.


unf. tommy. just. bend me over a table and fuck me into next tuesday already. or hell, let me bend YOU over a table and fuck YOU into next CENTURY, i'm not fussy.
behindthec: (clancol - HORNY)

Title: Full Moons and Minor Keys (epilogue)
Author: [info]lolab
Pairing: William Beckett/Gabe Saporta
Rating: R. ish.
Summary: It’s a freaking epilogue, okay. :P
Disclaimer: Pete Wentz is the lucky boy; I don’t own them.
Warnings: Overwhelming squee factor.
Notes:  Acknowledgments at the end; sequel in a couple months. :)  Love you guys.

Ignore weird formatting issues in this.  LJ is being my nemesis right now.


xposted etc.

 

Previous Chapters:

- Chapter 1 and Chapter 1b

- Chapter 2

- Chapter 3

- Chapter 4

- Chapter 5

- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7

 

behindthec: (gabilliam)
 
Title: Full Moons and Minor Keys (7/7)
Author: [profile] lolab
Pairing: William Beckett/Gabe Saporta
Rating: R. ish.
Summary: I’ve always thought William could convert an asexual, a priest, even a motorcycle dyke; and being nothing so extreme myself, I sure as fuck had no hope.
Disclaimer: The keyword in fan fiction is FICTION. Don’t own Bilvy or Gabanti; I respect them very much; just can't help seeing the world through slashy subtext-tinted glasses, and once a story starts writing itself in my head, I have to get it out.
Warnings: BOYSECKZ (warning? more like incentive), plenty of creative swearing, Gabe being all dirty and Gabe-like, flagrant abuse of the '70s handkerchief code, shameless disregard for reality (i.e. girlfriends, etc.).
Notes: I totally had my first threesome last night, and it was really fun, so I’m all loopy but let’s see if I can remember my dedications. ;) For [profile] mirrorscrack, for porn and the most awesome use of Bill’s scarves EVER. For my LJ wife, [profile] conquer_minds, for the most gorgeously indulgent elevator sex ever written (Esslin FTW!!!!! :D). And for [profile] noteto__self, for the entirely delicious car sex, mmmmmm. :D And as always, for The Clandestine Collective, who make me smile every day and never cease to amaze me with their talent and awesomeness (and jokes about the Fic Which Must Not Be Named). GET READY FOR US, FANDOM. :)
 
I’ve had a fantastic time with this story and I’ve met some absolutely wonderful new friends and along the way. Thank you to everyone who has commented and written me porn and all that good stuff. You guys rock.
 
There just might be a tiny epilogue coming at some point. ;)
 
(Oh yeah: and I’m about thirty pages into the sequel.)
 
xposted to hell and back.
 
behindthec: (gabilliam)
Title: Full Moons and Minor Keys (6/7)
Author: [profile] lolab
Pairing: William Beckett/Gabe Saporta
Rating: R. ish.
Summary: I’ve always thought William could convert an asexual, a priest, even a motorcycle dyke; and being nothing so extreme myself, I sure as fuck had no hope.
Disclaimer: The keyword in fan fiction is FICTION. Don’t own Bilvy or Gabanti; I respect them very much; just can't help seeing the world through slashy subtext-tinted glasses, and once a story starts writing itself in my head, I have to get it out.
Warnings: BOYSECKZ (warning? more like incentive), plenty of creative swearing, Gabe being all dirty and Gabe-like, flagrant abuse of the '70s handkerchief code, shameless disregard for reality (i.e. girlfriends, etc.).
Notes: Hope you guys enjoyed the piano sex, you insatiable whores. :P This one’s for my 13DF gang, a.k.a. The Clandestine Collective. Watch out, everyone. We’re coming, and we’ve got slash.
 
Prepare for FM&MK’s one and only sort-of cliffhanger! CLIFFHANGERS FTW!!!
 
xposted to hell and back, no doubt.
 
Comments = happiness. I also accept hand jobs cookies in place of feedback. <3

Previous Chapters:
 
behindthec: (grammar whoredom)
i don't know how you all managed to just COMMUNALLY LATCH ON to this idea of me writing the piano sex. but srsly. it got to the point where people were begging.

so, you dickheads. it's late and i'm tired and i should be warm and toasty in my bed right now, but what am i doing?

yeah i'm writing gabilliam piano sex for all you twat-faces. :P

i love you guys.

i'll post at some point, maybe tomorrow, def. by monday.
behindthec: (gabilliam)
 Title: Full Moons and Minor Keys (5/7)
Author: [profile] lolab
Pairing: William Beckett/Gabe Saporta
Rating: R. ish.
Summary: I’ve always thought William could convert an asexual, a priest, even a motorcycle dyke; and being nothing so extreme myself, I sure as fuck had no hope.
Disclaimer: The keyword in fan fiction is FICTION. Don’t own Bilvy or Gabanti; I respect them very much; just can't help seeing the world through slashy subtext-tinted glasses, and once a story starts writing itself in my head, I have to get it out.
Warnings: BOYSECKZ (warning? more like incentive), plenty of creative swearing, Gabe being all dirty and Gabe-like, flagrant abuse of the '70s handkerchief code, shameless disregard for reality (i.e. girlfriends, etc.).
Notes: Early chapter! ‘Cause I won’t have Internet access tomorrow.  (Stupid Easter festivities with in-laws and non-vegan food choices. :P) This chapter’s for [profile] ourgossip_lips, for teaching me Spanish (and just... yeah ;); my new partner in crime, [profile] saykendrawithme, for brainstorming (!! :D) and for wedding reception bathroom porn (!!!??? GREATEST SETTING EVER); for [profile] yourfirsttry, for working so hard to buy me off with NOT porn, and for [profile] iamiamamachine, for some of the best conversations I’ve had to date.
 
And for [personal profile] minus_four(and all of you above), for joining the super new top secret 13DF committee. :D
 
Comments = happiness. I also accept hand jobs cookies in place of feedback. <3
 
Previous Chapters:
behindthec: (gabilliam)
Title: Full Moons and Minor Keys (4/7)
Author: [profile] lolab
Pairing: William Beckett/Gabe Saporta
Rating: R. ish.
Summary: I’ve always thought William could convert an asexual, a priest, even a motorcycle dyke; and being nothing so extreme myself, I sure as fuck had no hope.
Disclaimer: The keyword in fan fiction is FICTION. Don’t own Bilvy or Gabanti; I respect them very much; just can't help seeing the world through slashy subtext-tinted glasses, and once a story starts writing itself in my head, I have to get it out.
Warnings: BOYSECKZ (warning? more like incentive), plenty of creative swearing, Gabe being all dirty and Gabe-like, flagrant abuse of the '70s handkerchief code, shameless disregard for reality (i.e. girlfriends, etc.).
Notes: I personally like this chapter a lot. That’s all I really have to say. This is dedicated to the divine [profile] yourfirsttry, for writing me dirty degrading bathroom sex at long last (it was worth the wait, darling ;); to the delicious [profile] losingmy_sanity, for effing CHOCOLATE FROSTING PORN (*incoherence*); and to my beloved LJ wife, [profile] conquer_minds, for oh god, laundry room smut (can these guys write setting or WHAT?!),in exchange for getting this chapter early.
 
Comments = happiness.
 
I also accept hand jobs cookies in place of feedback. <3

Previous Chapters:
- Chapter 1 and Chapter 1b
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3

behindthec: (gabilliam)
Title: Full Moons and Minor Keys (3/7)
Author: [profile] lolab
Pairing: William Beckett/Gabe Saporta
Rating: R. ish.
Summary: I’ve always thought William could convert an asexual, a priest, even a motorcycle dyke; and being nothing so extreme myself, I sure as fuck had no hope.
Disclaimer: The keyword in fan fiction is FICTION. Don’t own Bilvy or Gabanti; I respect them very much; just can't help seeing the world through slashy subtext-tinted glasses, and once a story starts writing itself in my head, I have to get it out.
Warnings: BOYSECKZ (warning? more like incentive), plenty of creative swearing, Gabe being all dirty and Gabe-like, flagrant abuse of the '70s handkerchief code, shameless disregard for reality (i.e. girlfriends, etc.).
Notes: This chapter (I KNOW IT'S SHORT AS HELL, don't worry; the next one’ll be longer) would be dedicated to the delightfully charming and talented [profile] yourfirsttry, but she hasn't finished my porn yet. :P  Therefore, it is dedicated to the brilliant  [profile] ourgossip_lips.  She knows why. ;)
 
Comments = happiness. I also accept hand jobs cookies in place of feedback. <3
 
Previous Chapters:
 
behindthec: (gabilliam)
Title: Full Moons and Minor Keys (2/7)
Author: [profile] lolab
Pairing: William Beckett/Gabe Saporta
Rating: R. ish.
Summary: I’ve always thought William could convert an asexual, a priest, even a motorcycle dyke; and being nothing so extreme myself, I sure as fuck had no hope.
Disclaimer: The keyword in fan fiction is FICTION. Don’t own Bilvy or Gabanti; I respect them very much; just can't help seeing the world through slashy subtext-tinted glasses, and once a story starts writing itself in my head, I have to get it out.
Warnings: BOYSECKZ (warning? more like incentive), plenty of creative swearing, Gabe being all dirty and Gabe-like, flagrant abuse of the '70s handkerchief code, shameless disregard for reality (i.e. girlfriends, etc.).
Notes: So... yeah.  Chapter two, as promised. :)  A little hotter, a little flirtier, a little angstier... all the good stuff (even a special appearance by one Brendon B. Urie).
 
Comments = happiness. I also accept hand jobs cookies in place of feedback. <3

Previous Chapters:
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Chapter 1 and Chapter 1b

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