so...

okay, just a little FYI... my first ryden seems to be relatively popular, and i have a few new friends because of it. YAY!!!! therefore, i have a proposal.

i do have a second ryden, 9 pages, fluffy and cute and takes place at IHOP. need i say more. i don't plan on posting it for another few weeks. (i like to torture people that way.) those of you who've been with me since full moons & minor keys will know what's coming. ;)

write me some one-shot porn, and i'll send you my fluffy IHOP nonsense before it reaches the general public.

degaydance.whore@gmail.com

i like the following pairings:

-gabilliam.
-ryden.
-billrad (william/tom).
-pyro (pete/ryan).
-ureckett (william/brendon; also a towing company: "ureckett, wehaulit." yeah. that's mine. i'm not a dork AT ALL). i am a REALLY, REALLY big fan of this pairing; there isn't nearly enough of it out there. extra blowjobs points if you write them.)
-waycest.
-walkie (brendon/jon).
-peterick.
-brylliam (william/bryce avary).
-ryan/spencer (esp. high school era ;).
-william/jason siska, while we're on high school era stuff... mmm.

OH, and i do harry potter too.

-sirius/regulus
-harry/sirius
-sirius/remus
-sirius/james

notice the sirius pattern here. anything goes.

SEE HOW MANY OPTIONS YOU HAVE?! THERE IS NO EXCUSE NOT TO PARTICIPATE. ahem.

go on, you know you want to. and i know i want porn. see, everyone's happy this way.

love to all, especially my clan (http://clan_collective.livejournal.com/profile). oh, and isn't this the perfect time for a plug (hehe, plug) for those of you who don't know us yet! everyone go join the comm, because we are going to be posting something epic in the not so distant future. a series of decaydance-pairing vignettes based off the 13 tracks of panic's first album. rather aptly titled "13 degree fever." and we occasionally post stuff like our theme some parody and our epic icons. *gestures vanna-white-style to default icon* (the lines are taken from our spam, our inside jokes, and so on.)

so yeah. COLIN, GOD OF SKINNY GAY BOYS AND THEIR HIPS* (according to kendra), SEZ: join or... be square. stfu it rhymed in spirit.

/plug.

(heheeee, plug.)

(okay yeah. i'm a fag. i know.)

MY FRIEND BECCA SEES PANIC TONIGHT. just thought i'd throw that out there. i should not be so excited for her, but i am. she's waited a long time for this. also i love her and she writes me epic panic fic, so. extra love.

while i'm here, i'd just like to mention that i am pretty sure "nine in the afternoon" is about panic group sex, and that TAI's "slow down" is about pete wentz. also, i have lately discovered that ryan ross's singing voice calms me down like whoa when i am having a panic (ha) attack or something of the like. thank you ryanross. (hey, mikeyway can do it, why not ryro.)

these are recent and important revelations.

that is all. now if you'll excuse me, i owe becca a little drabble about jon walker killing a bumblebee for brendon. because. okay. cuteness overload.

( okay, RANDOM, but i was bored and photobooth is like, right here. )

cheers.

-colin p.

p.s. can someone pls explain (*glares at ryanross*) why "do you know what i'm seeing" insists on changing keys like.  eighteen times before the first chorus.  *pianokeymash*


*speaking of.
http://community.livejournal.com/icanhaspanic/40253.html#cutid1