okay, maybe that was your job.
but what if i wanted to give you handjobs and cookies, hmmm?

oh. oh my god. it took me like, two minutes to get the FOB reference and when i did, i burst into a fit of laughter that attracted some attention from those in the room (aka, my slash/gay-hating mother). anywho, you are walking brilliance.

yes. and i'm totally boring and ship ron/hermione (i know, gag) but i'll occasionally go for some hermione/ginny femmeslash. in any fandom, it's my guilty pleasure.