idk about finishing faster but i'm more than happy to assist you with your, er, problem, but i remember that episode of celebrity playlist and how much i hated allison. because she totally used-inappropriately, i might add-the pun 'i've got a fever and i can't sweat it out'. the best part about it was that they all looked at her awkwardly and there was a good thirty seconds of dead air while they figured out what the hell she was on. and when she was like, 'get it? a fever i can't sweat out' they all mumbled and were like, 'omg this bitch is insane.'

yes, i did take liberties with their internal dialogue. what are you going to do about it?

kitty!ryan might just spur some more crack!fic. watch yourself. :p