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my name is colin and i write derivative fiction.

...if, hypothetically, ryan were to suddenly reveal the results of his piano lessons (which he mentioned he was taking, years ago in interviews), what do you think he might like to play ~~that brendon could walk in on and see~~? atm i'm leaning toward this. anyone who's seen the truman show will appreciate.

link me to your youtube choices? doesn't have to be classical, but i'm thinking something gentle and romantic. btw, chapter 1 of pccf is underway and i maybe kind of love it a lot. \o/

before i go, a few recs, which i never bother with unless i don't think they've been publicized as much as they deserve.

Reinvent Love by my dearest new friend ella; i'm proud to say i've been helping inspire her, supposedly, since chapter 5-ish. it's almost done; by the time you catch up, the last chapter might be up. it's a classic ryden chronicle without being cliche; she's only been writing slash two months and she's off to a great start, just made a masterlist too, so check it out. the italy!fic she's writing me, omg. ♥ also, the elf!fic series by

moku_youbi, which i meant to rec awhile ago; specifically the jon/spence/ryan, is possibly my favourite thing i read all last year; so proud to have been the beta. also, becca's vampire!fic, the only het i've been able to read in the past five years and actually love. she worked long and hard (lolz) on it and it was all worth it.

also, thanks to everyone for all the great bits of conversation on my last post, about fic theory and genderswap and whatnot. some of the comments are really interesting if you care to read. my new friend

j_plash says lots of cool things (like calling fanfic "derivative fiction," which is the awesomest term ever and i'm going to go around telling everyone i know that i write DERIVATIVE FICTION, because it sounds SO COOL). it's really nice that we can all talk like that, express differing opinions in respectful ways, instead of arguing like stupid internet drama queens. hah. thanks guys.

p.s. this is why we have been friends for six (seven??) years. jesus. also, another cheer from my boss. also i do an interpretive dance. no, really. and then because that wasn't embarrassing enough, i came home and keri and i made this.

happy friday!

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mmm indeed we do. however, one thing i've noticed people don't admit to liking is girlslash. i mean, c'mon, girlslash is awesome. srsly. I think one of my favourite things I've ever read was a Greta/Victoria, and i would give anything to find it again :/
[speaking of which, i am so fucking stuck with mine. this is me begging for your help. I WILL BE YOUR JAILBAIT IF YOU HELP ME, COLIN.]

LOL. GERARD WOULDN'T KILL THE VAMPIRES, HE'D JUST TOTALLY BE FRIENDS WITH THEM. i've never seen the movie, but the series i was watching earlier, lol. wouldn't that make Mikey Dawn? and Frank would be Willow, and Toro would be Xander. but I don't see Bob as Angel...BERT MCCRACKEN WOULD SO TOTALLY BE ANGEL. SRSLY. [bob could be Faith?] I AM GETTING TOO INTO THIS. NEED TO STOP NAO.

heeeeeee.

girlslash is totally awesome, although i never read it b/c i've kind of lost my interest in females for the time being. i spent waaay too many years in lesbianism. lol.

i'll try to help...

lol. give it a try, it's awesome. although i have only known i was bi since i was 13, so, y'know.

<3 thank youuuuu. i can email, yes?

sorry, buffy fan butting in here...

angel couldn't be any of the MCR guys, he'd have to be someone outside, but bert's too spazzy to fit. like i saw them live and he was making "your mom" jokes. which would NEVER happen with angel. i'd say...idk, there are very few possibilites, most bandom boys are too extroverted. maybe adam lazzara? or, like, chris carabba. someone SUPERemo.

okay. anyway. done now.

dude, DUDE. Adam Lazzara as Angel: YES. Chris Carraba could be...uhm...idk. [Brian Molko could be the mayor. just saying.] Bert could be Faith, maybe? only a little less spazzy...

well if adam lazzara was angel then jesse lacey could be spike, with christine nolan as druscilla :D except jesse lacey's too wimpy. spike's my favorite character EVER, we'd need someone better for him...i'm coming up blank.

WAIT. WILLIAM BECKETT AS BUFFY AND TOM CONRAD AS FAITH. and brendon could totally be willow, all nerdy and stuff, and ryho could be tara...or better yet, oz! with the monotone. okay i'm totally getting carried away and forgetting the whole MCR thing. make me stop...

NONONONO I LOVE YOUR IDEA. but where would Gabe fit in? wait TRAVIE WOULD TOTALLY BE RILEY. except he wouldn't leave Bilvy, but Gabe could NOT be Angel lol.[dude, who;s christine nolan?]

AND YESM RYRO AS OZ. AND SHANE VALDEZ AS TARA. EHEHEHE.

christine nolan = john nolan's sister = the girl that allegedly cheated on somebody with the other somebody, those somebodies being jesse and adam. she was part of the whole breakup thing.

gabe...maybe GABE could be spike! he's got the wisecracking down. although he's just not...cool enough, somehow. maybe mikeyway should be spike.

pete could be faith. he's got the ~troubled thing goin' on.

WAIT WHO'S GILES!?!?!?!

wait. no, forget everything else, ryro HAS to be giles. who else wears motherfucking TWEED.

yeeah, that could work with Gabe being Spike. because sometimes Spike is really lame.

OMG, WHO COULD BE GILES? uhm...Patrick, maybe? i see Patrick as a wise, patriarchal force sometimes, so therefore, Giles! lol.

ahahaha YES PATRICK. ryan has to be one of the scoobygang somehow, though...what about jon and spencer?

wait. CORDELIA = ?

wait. I WANT TO WRITE THIS. fml.

SPENCER COULD BE CORDELIA, because he is alternately bitchy and nice, like her. lol. Uhmmmm...Jon could be, uhm...Amy? before she turned into a rat?

WHO COULD BE MS. CALENDAR?

lol amy. just...lol.

ms calendar would have to be pete, if giles was patrick. wait but what about ryland as giles? cause of the britishness. and stuff.

OOH victoria could be ms calendar. we need to get the bandom GIRLS involved here somehow...cassadee as harmony? LOL. greta as buffy's mom? OOH WAIT FEMMESLASH: hayley could be buffy and victoria could be faith? AND KATY PERRY WOULD BE CORDELIA.

i am a ridiculous human being.

DUDE, YES. KATY AS CORDELIA. but wouldn't that make Travie Xander? and then who would Anya be?
AND VICTORIA AS FAITH, OMG. YES, PLEASE. but lol, victoria NOT in a dress? that is bad. because, y'know. those LEGS, dude.

ryland as giles. [fuck, we need to write this down. and then suarez could be ms. calendar.]

DUDE, MAJA IVARSSON AS FAITH. HOW FUCKING HOT WOULD SHE BE AS FAITH? /gaaaah.

AAAAHHHH YESSSSS MAAJJJJAAAAAA
/flail. i love her.

speaking of things i love, VICTORIA'S LEGS. YES.

okay too many thoughts. um. we really need to write this down. and i really need to get to class! lol shit. bbl.

MAJAAAAA. jfc, Maja is amazing. she can do a high kick in heels a not fall over. she is badass and i love her.

and victoria's legs, srsly...UNF. idk how she doesn't have a string of people following her wherever she goes just so they can look at her legs. lol.

yes, yes we do. GO TO CLASS. baaaaai <3

lol. i was definitely five minutes late for english, and then colin texted me porn under the table and informed me that i cannot, in fact, write a buffy-meets-bandom standalone, because i have OTHER PROJECTS. namely, the story that he just pimped out in this very entry. heh. BUT. I WANT TO.

someday. someday...

(i want alex gaskarth in here somewhere. just sayin'.)

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bunniesontoast.livejournal.com - 2009-02-13 22:33 (UTC) - Expand

dude. eliza dushku can be faith. you can't replace eliza dushku. :P

...fair point.

speaking of eliza dushku, are you watching dollhouse tonight!?!?!

yes. :D she is currently the only woman who still makes me jelly-kneed.

are you sending me fic? a;slekrjopaifuop3

ugh i KNOOOOWWWW. i watch buffy with my friend (we have days reserved for buffythons, no joke. our record is twelve episodes in a day.) and she's a lesbian and we squee every time faith comes on. she actually writes buffy slash; faith/buffy and spike/angel :P

ugh go check your email for the fic story. i'm working on the rewrite right now but i HATE having to rewrite stuff, this sucks.

but, whatever it takes, this chapter will be posted tomorrow :D

wait.
ELIZA IS IN SOMETHING NEW THAT ISN'T TRU CALLING?!?!?

TONIGHT, 9 PM, FOX.

i am so excited.

UGH, time zone difference and the fact that i don't have Fox sucks. FUCK YOU, UK. I HATE YOU. fail, ocean.

true, true. but if she HAD to be replaced...

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