sperm: it flies.

[behindthec]

re: the last post: dear lord. you guys, that made my WEEK. i think justhush said it best via twitter: "i didn't know i needed bad spyro porn in my life until THIS MOMENT." word. on the other hand, i think you all ruined ryan/spencer for me forever.

now, on the other end of the spectrum: please link me to the hottest, most beautifully written ryden porn you've ever read. and preferably, if it's long, copy/paste your favourite paragraph or two.

on a totally unrelated note, i've come to realize that what i wrote a couple posts ago about my old writing being "mediocre" may have offended some people. and for that, i am truly sorry. i didn't mean anything by it, other than my writing has changed so much since that time, and i'd rather just look forward and keep improving rather than writing a sequel to something that really doesn't accurately reflect me as a writer anymore. i didn't mean it to sound egotistical or snooty, but it probably did. i realize we are all different levels here as writers, always evolving, and we're all working to improve constantly, so i guess let's just stay focused on that. i certainly did not mean to make anyone feel bad about their current level. i'm sorry. :/ maybe someday i'll look back at my writing now and think, "ew, wtf." sometimes on here my ego gets carried away, since so many of you tell me in varying ways every day how awesome i am, if we're being honest. so hey, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME I SUCK NOW AND THEN, HUH? :P go on, this should totally be a Colin Sucks post. say something you don't like about me! (just be polite; i'm being vulnerable here and, contrary to appearances, my ego is actually quite fragile.)

orrrrr... you can just write more badfic so we can all laugh till we cry again. :D

and finally, that person's IP address is in los fucking angeles. where is ryan living again?? i have never, ever had so many anonymous comments on a story as i have on this one. this is getting so, so weird. i didn't really know how to answer their comment, either; i mean, i thought the fic itself kind of explained it the way i saw it. *shrug*

someone needs to start a list of "Evidence Ryan Is Stalking Colin"; i'm losing track. now it's less funny, more creepy.

Comments

[alphabetatoast.livejournal.com]

Hm.... *trawls mems for good Ryden porn*

This is good. And when I saw good, I mean hot.
Drum!porn. Need I say more?

OHOHOHOH!
A few of my favourite paragraphs, all from the same fic by peopleexisting

Then, there’s a hot breath on his neck and a hand sliding around his hip, and soft lips trailing across his shoulder. He tenses but inevitably relaxes. His eyes close as Brendon’s other hand slips around his waist and he leans back into his lover’s touch, instinctively. In a whisper so quiet that Ryan barely hears it, Brendon murmurs, “There’s nothing you could do to make me stop loving you, Ryan.”....

.....Ryan’s never felt so full in his life, as Brendon thrusts into him again. He slips his hands down to Brendon’s ass, his fingers digging into it, and tries to pull him in even further. His legs are tense around his body, and there’s so much warmth and sweat and lust, and the kissing is almost suffocating.....

....His body is slick with sweat and his breathing is uneven and heavy, and Ryan just feels as though he’s been battered and bruised in the most exquisite of ways. The damp sheets and the damp limbs and the stickiness and the oneness is all he can feel, and he kisses Brendon’s swollen lips, slowly, tentatively.

AND... I know you didn't ask for any Peterick, but this is really short and it makes my heart explode with the cute every time I read it... Here.

Am I forgetting something...?
OH YAR. YOU SUCK SO SUCKILY.

There. Done. <3 ily

[alphabetatoast.livejournal.com]

*hides*

LOL, I suck.
EPIC html fail. /0\

[alphabetatoast.livejournal.com]

Hi there!
Well, your replacement mother figure writes great porn *nods*
I love your icon too. :)

[alphabetatoast.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes she does. *nods*
GO CONVINCE HER!

[lolab.livejournal.com]

ohhh, drum porn. yessssssssssssssss. i heart sophie. <3

unf, HOT. idk, maybe i need something more emotional though... it's hard to describe what i'm looking for without spoiling the scene. :P

WELL *YOU* SUCK AT HTML, SO THERE. :PPPPP

[alphabetatoast.livejournal.com]

Yesss indeed. <3

Oh man. :( I hate all the secrecy! I WANTS TO KNOW NOWWWWWWWW.

And shup. I know I html fail. :P