INTERNETS, YOU'VE GOT SOME EXPLAININ' TO DO.

[behindthec]

i ran a google image search for "ryan ross" (i just wanted a picture of him in a white button down shirt, was that too much to ask for? apparently it was), and this came up on after a few pages.

i blinked many times and then i went back and found this.

those are some extremely unique blue pants, ladies and gentlemen. unique in their epic ugliness to the point that i cannot imagine two whole human beings being willing to wear them. and that really, really looks like ryan to me. i'm trying to be objective here but that really, really looks like bb!ryan.

explain. (ETA: the nose. aside from the hideous pants, it's all in the nose for me.)

Comments

[lolab.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAH FLOWER/LOVE NOTE. I WANT FIC SO HARD ABOUT FAILY ROMANTIC 14-YR-OLD RYAN AND HIS PRETTY BLOND BF.

i am trying to be objective here but i really think that's him. with the hair, the ears, the NOSE, and the fugly pants, and the belt, what are the odds? i mean WHAT ARE THE ODDS.

[selectivelyurie.livejournal.com]

I WONDER, IF THAT IS RYAN, IF THAT'S OUTSIDE HIS SCHOOL? O_o

and yes, i agree, it looks a lot like him. ryan ross is a mindfuck though so even if it *is* him he'll just say what he said about that picture with brendon: "i don't know why people waste time trying to look like me" or s/t.

oh, and since idk where else to show you: look at the tickling colin. LOOKATIT!
so precious :(

[lolab.livejournal.com]

...i may have, briefly, considered googling palo verde to see if i could find a pic of the outside. I DECIDED AGAINST IT B/C THAT WOULD'VE BEEN NEW LEVELS OF PATHETIC. :P

...YOU do it.

(also it coulda been his junior high and idk where he went for that.)

TICKLING!!!!! A;SLEKJAPOF8U9p3w8

[selectivelyurie.livejournal.com]

*fails to mention that i already did* I mean...what?

this is very true. but omg, that means he had a precious bf in junior high and asjfiwoe;lkasd my brain is on overload now.

YOU KNOW RYAN SQUEALED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND BRENDON JUST GIGGLED LIKE A CHILD XD

[the-randomist.livejournal.com]

I thought Palo Verde was where Brendon and Brent went. Because didn't Ryan go to Bishop Gorman?

[lolab.livejournal.com]

that's totally what i meant. /o\ lol

[the-randomist.livejournal.com]

lmao or, you know. gayorman, as ryan calls it. xD

[the-randomist.livejournal.com]

okay, it's definitely not bishop gorman, that school has yellow stone, not red brick.

but it COULD be palo verde, ryan could have been making out with a kid while waiting for brent, or spencer. spencer went to palo verde, right?

[sbryan0219.livejournal.com]

besides the shape of the nose and the long thin thumb, CHECK OUT THE SHAPE OF THE EAR GUYS.. that is Ryan Ross's ear. Your ears are like fingerprints, no two persons ears are shaped the same. I truly believe that this is Ryan.