"the god of skinny gay boys and their hips", i forget the second one, and now...

[behindthec]

jfalaz just called me the prince caspian of slash.

the PRINCE CASPIAN. OF SLASH.

i think i can die happy now, honestly.

who wants to write me porn?

ETA: okay, reccing this like whoa, b/c i'm not even halfway done and already i had to go get myself off three times what you think i'm joking b/c I'M NOT it's doing insane things to me.

http://heavyhart.livejournal.com/42472.html

(ETA II: the master of gay porn writing. that was the second one. ;)

(ETA III: b/c gabe speaking plain old ENGLISH didn't turn me on enough already cobra wasn't fucking awesome enough already:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=19549883&blogID=403359801
)

Comments

[noteto--self.livejournal.com]

hm. idk about writing you porn, but i'm wearing ripped stockings? and a shirt just long enough for me to classify it as a dress and not wear pants with it. so I'm vaguely pornographic.

...here have some text message porn i wrote the other day:

ry slammed bren against the side of the bus and mouthed at his neck, hands making quick work of the smaller boys belt and fly. bren wasnt helping, hands scrabbling for purchase above his head as he rose up on his toes to get ry to just touch him. 'wanted to do this all night' ry whispered in brens ear before biting the lobe and wrapping his long fingers around brens painfully hard cock. use your imagination! =D

it was 3 sms's long, i kind of figured i should end it =]

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

...how unfortunate do you have to be to be called Dick King Smith?
Clearly one of Spencer's pseudonyms.

[girl-divided.livejournal.com]

Once I get over procrastinating, there will be a wave of porn sent your way, your majesty. =)

[noteto--self.livejournal.com]

that fic. fogged up my windows.

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

Prince Caspian o rly? ;DDDD

BEN BARNES WILL BE PRESENT AT OUR NEXT 100209854209384th HONEYMOON.

[jfalaz.livejournal.com]

-squee-
:D

and okay omg that fic you posted -diesdiesdies-
i will never listen to mad as rabbits the same way. ever. again.
well, ryan's parts at least. ¬¬

THANK YOU FOR THAT.

[minus-four.livejournal.com]

Guilty Pleasure in Espanol! \o/

That's pretty much all. Excpet what do people get for writing you porns? ;)

[girl-divided.livejournal.com]

speaking of Prince Caspian... look what i bought today!!!

http://pics.livejournal.com/girl_divided/pic/00001xze/s320x240

seriously. i feel pathetic. =D

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

i miss you.

i'll probably be sending you a long email on how no human deed is selfless, EVER. (namely, my philosophy assignment for next week.) or maybe i'll write about our lives being like the truman show - that's undeniable, isn't it? oh man, i'm gonna get an a.

<3