"the god of skinny gay boys and their hips", i forget the second one, and now...

[behindthec]

jfalaz just called me the prince caspian of slash.

the PRINCE CASPIAN. OF SLASH.

i think i can die happy now, honestly.

who wants to write me porn?

ETA: okay, reccing this like whoa, b/c i'm not even halfway done and already i had to go get myself off three times what you think i'm joking b/c I'M NOT it's doing insane things to me.

http://heavyhart.livejournal.com/42472.html

(ETA II: the master of gay porn writing. that was the second one. ;)

(ETA III: b/c gabe speaking plain old ENGLISH didn't turn me on enough already cobra wasn't fucking awesome enough already:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=19549883&blogID=403359801
)

Comments

[noteto--self.livejournal.com]

hm. idk about writing you porn, but i'm wearing ripped stockings? and a shirt just long enough for me to classify it as a dress and not wear pants with it. so I'm vaguely pornographic.

...here have some text message porn i wrote the other day:

ry slammed bren against the side of the bus and mouthed at his neck, hands making quick work of the smaller boys belt and fly. bren wasnt helping, hands scrabbling for purchase above his head as he rose up on his toes to get ry to just touch him. 'wanted to do this all night' ry whispered in brens ear before biting the lobe and wrapping his long fingers around brens painfully hard cock. use your imagination! =D

it was 3 sms's long, i kind of figured i should end it =]

[lolab.livejournal.com]

...i like you.

a lot.

[noteto--self.livejournal.com]

i live to please =]

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

...how unfortunate do you have to be to be called Dick King Smith?
Clearly one of Spencer's pseudonyms.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHA

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

Hah. I made you laugh xD
*does jailbait dance*
Damn that word will NOT leave my vocabulary right now.
xD

[lolab.livejournal.com]

there's a jailbait DANCE??!! :P

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

Hahaha of course there is!
It's a cross between the Guilty Pleasure dance and the 'ska' dance.
It rules like nobody's business.

[girl-divided.livejournal.com]

Once I get over procrastinating, there will be a wave of porn sent your way, your majesty. =)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

HELL YES, ILY :D

[noteto--self.livejournal.com]

that fic. fogged up my windows.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

pretty much. yeah.

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

Prince Caspian o rly? ;DDDD

BEN BARNES WILL BE PRESENT AT OUR NEXT 100209854209384th HONEYMOON.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

ASOE84UP9A8UFP98AUP948UAP984 YOUR ICON.

ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE MIKEYWAY ICON.
AS;34U9AP8W734

BEN. US. HONEYMOON. ;ASO7349PAW7409AW8.

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

AS;DLFKJAS;LDFKJA; IKR?! MY NEW NON-BANDOM OTP, SRSLY. ♥

HERE'S THE MIKEYWAY ONE ANYWAY THOUGH. \o/

DUDE GO READ MY SISTER'S SECOND PART TO THE BEN/GABE/WILL. NAO. Then we may proceed to our honeymoon.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

se4975pse9ufgopaue59p i caaaan't i'm going out soon! send me a link

ai4syrap9873094870W9MIKEYWAY

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

http://idle-graffito.livejournal.com/61205.html

NOM NOM NOM MIKEYWAY! :D

[jfalaz.livejournal.com]

-squee-
:D

and okay omg that fic you posted -diesdiesdies-
i will never listen to mad as rabbits the same way. ever. again.
well, ryan's parts at least. ¬¬

THANK YOU FOR THAT.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

IFKN???????? ASI74AP97WSF098A 9587A0W987A0987509

[lolab.livejournal.com]

*IFKR

i don't know where the N came from

[jfalaz.livejournal.com]

LOL yes omg
today i was listening to mad as rabbits and i went al wide-eyed at the thought of that fic and my mom asked what was wrong with me ;_;
and guilty pleasure in spanish, hlysht.

[minus-four.livejournal.com]

Guilty Pleasure in Espanol! \o/

That's pretty much all. Excpet what do people get for writing you porns? ;)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

UNF I KNOW.

er... i think i've sent you all i've got. :P what do you WANT? ;) i got an idea for a hot/awkward/fumbling ryden high school one-shot while i was making out with keri. hehe. might write that later, though i NEEED to work on my suarie and there's a rywalk becca's making me write... spo8ruap9w8 so much porn, so little time.

[minus-four.livejournal.com]

I was just wondering what everyone else was getting. 'Cause then I'd want it obv *is five*

work on suarie first ;)

[girl-divided.livejournal.com]

speaking of Prince Caspian... look what i bought today!!!

http://pics.livejournal.com/girl_divided/pic/00001xze/s320x240

seriously. i feel pathetic. =D

[lolab.livejournal.com]

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA ILY

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

i miss you.

i'll probably be sending you a long email on how no human deed is selfless, EVER. (namely, my philosophy assignment for next week.) or maybe i'll write about our lives being like the truman show - that's undeniable, isn't it? oh man, i'm gonna get an a.

<3

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

p.s. i should read blogs before i reply to them.
i smirked at the summary of the first link.
i GASPED (literally, gasped) at the second link. "The new(ish) video for 'Placer Culpable' is below - it's the Spanish language version (SPANISH FUCKING LANGUAGE VERSION!) of 'Guilty Pleasure' originally on the Viva La Cobra! album." OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY, THIS CALLS FOR KEYMASHSEXYTIME. ASPRJTAWPIRHJPAWEHJRP.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

yeah, the spanish version did crazy things to me too, omfg. :D

[lolab.livejournal.com]

that's awesome. :) i'm looking forward to it...

ah, truman show. <3