you jump, i jump, right?

[behindthec]

13 is almost done. trouble is, see. i've gotten them into this situation, right, but i'm realizing there is nothing definite in my outline that says how i get them out.

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

becca is laughing at me via IM.

here, have a teaser.

Suddenly Bill's off, running toward the other side of the stage and disappearing behind equipment.

"What's wrong with him?" Spencer asks.

"Oh, nothing. That's just the way he runs."

not much of a teaser, i know, but it makes me laugh.

my vacation has been very dull, because we don't have much any money to spend. also i have been depressed a lot. but i am almost done with the chapter and i have been working on song arrangements, so. something. OH, i tried to convince keri to get drunk with me last night and act out titanic with me, only we'd be ryan and brendon instead of jack and rose, and i had these whole elaborate character outlines for them, right, where ryan was the son of a rich jackass businessman who wanted him to go into the family business but the business is going under or something so he's being forced to marry some rich heiress (played by paris hilton), and brendon is this skippy street-wise musician whose parents kicked him out at 14 when they found him kissing his best friend. so he lives on the streets with his best bud jon walker, traveling around with their beat-up guitar cases, and they play music together on the street to earn money. also jon maybe possibly falls in love with spencer, who is ryan's best friend-slash-maid (whatever the male equivalent of a maid is), as well as ryan's occasional fuck buddy because i can't fucking keep spyro out of ANYTHING to save my life their lives are both so miserable and they wuv each udder so much!  i just, i mean, come on, who better than ryan to be hanging over the back of a ship?  ROSE WAS TOTES EMO, OKAY.  and there could be PIANO SEX, people.  b/c ryan totes has a piano in his stateroom, i just decided.  and bden's all like \o/ b/c he hasn't seen one since he left home.  and instead of drawing him nekkid, bden writes him a song.  :S#LKJPF#P($.  and he can teach ryan little things on the guitar!  and when bden dies in the end, he can tell ryan to go on and become a musician, so ryan does.  and in the end, all the pictures on his dresser are of his awesome famous band later in life.  COME ON GUISE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

but srsly, HOW WOULD THAT NOT HAVE BEEN THE MOST FUN DRUNKTIEM EVER???

i could be way, way too easily convinced to write this as a fic, seriously, so do NOT try to get me to do it, because i WOULD, and it would be just as ridiculous as all those other stupid book/movie-based AUs that i complain about. only it would be better, because it would be MINE, and i'd avoid all the awful cliches and mistakes.

i also tried to get her to learn the parent trap handshake dance thingie with me, we even found vids of it on youtube. but apparently keri is actually 26 whereas i am still twelve. so that did not pan out.

here i am being badass in the bathroom.




also, here are two pictures that desperately need explanation; swear to god, nobody ships panic like panic: one and two.

i'm so glad i finally got to post my brencer. i'll probably never write them again, but i liked that one. if you're desperate for porn, go read it, because there ain't gonna be any in pwf for awhile. :P

i think we are going to the mall now to look at things we can't buy. ciao.

eta: forgot to mention.  the lovely ryden_fan needs a beta.  flock to her with your skillz.  (i think i said that last time i did a beta ad.  oh well.  i can only dole out so much new material, okay?)

Comments

[noahatthedisco.livejournal.com]

OMG I want that fic!
*wants it, wants it*

Can I bribe you to write that Titanic fic with the Rydon SlaveFic AU I'm planning on posting soon? like... please?!

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

COLIN.
WRITE IT WRITE IT WRITE IT WRITE IT WRITE IT WRITE IT WRITE IT WRITE IT pleeeeeeaaaase because you love meeeee and iss ma burffffdaiiii in januaryyy :D

hai. you are badass indeed, camerawhore.
btw I know the parent trap handshake dance ^_^ me and an one of my old friends used to do it. we were PROS.

[aylaranzz.livejournal.com]

Alright so Titanic + Panic = My favorite thing ever!!!! How did you know Titanic was my fav movie? ;) *puppydog eyes*

OMG, I love Brendon's dress pants/T-shirt combo. lol!!!

[ginsatonic.livejournal.com]

I love those photos! I remember seeing them and thinking 'OMG! Ryan is sniffling Bden's t-shirt! wtf?' but that was before we all knew about the ryden ;)

The Titanic fic sounds too cute. I'm not going to say you should write it, but, really, you should, it would be wonderful, I know.

I'm in love with your guitar t-shirt you badass.

[wtfxslutface.livejournal.com]

I started a titanic story once. Though it was A7X fandom and Matt was the Heir to a huge steel Company and Jimmy was a street rat and Zack was Matt's best friend and Brian was Jimmy's roomate. It was supposed to be Jimmy/Matt Brian/Zacky and yeah, needless to say it wasn't very good and I never got around to finishing it.

BUT I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU WROTE THAT FIC (After PWF of course, NOTHING before PWF) and and and and and...yeah, i don't know, BUT I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVVVVVVERRRRR...

Onto that sexi Bad-ass bathroom piccy. Very, Very, Very Hot, I must say. ;)

[minus-four.livejournal.com]

you know you were asking for trouble with this post, right?

WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?

Were you possibly expecting people to beg for that fic so you might HAVE to put it on the List Of Doom? Hmm?

Well I'm not telling you to write it. Nope.

*cough* write it! *cough cough*

wuuuuuuuuut. I heard nothing.

[justranda.livejournal.com]

I want Bden's pants.

In other news, I need to remember the elbow pads when I go skating. Owwwww.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

oh, and; yes, Colin, you indeed did say that exact same thing last time somebody needed a beta, because the last person you said needed a beta was me :D

[chachachainsaw.livejournal.com]

... does that shirt say 'pure joy'?

*blink* ._____.

[spinfrog.livejournal.com]

WHAT? You really killed your titanic!Brendon???!!!!! NOOOOO :(

i wants it

[freebleed.livejournal.com]

titanic slash fic! i wants it sooooooo bad!
please please please please please!
*ripps out heart and hands it to you still beating in hand*

here take it its yours! just give me titanic slash fic!

[piper47.livejournal.com]

Dude you look hot. Just sayin'

Also, I'm loling at you for cornering yourself in PWF. ::giggles::

Shit, I need to upload my PWF icon. THANK YOU FOR THAT BTW!!! ily bb.

[lsnickett.livejournal.com]

do it.
as in write the titanic fic.

piano sex sounds oh so appealing to me right now...

[haha-urdead.livejournal.com]

gahh. so many awesome things in the post.
i'm sleep deprived, in pain from nutcracker rehearsal, have a sinus headache, and can't think of anything more too say other than OMG!BILVYRUNNING!

goodnight colin and everyone else.

[the-randomist.livejournal.com]

xD have you read that fic based off those two pictures?
xDDDDD ryan does the laundry and steals bdens shirts to jerk off to, and then there is laundromat!sex!
:D

also omg. o.o;
my bestest friend is writing titanic au. wot.

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

you are so badass.

I ALSO THINK YOU MAY HAVE TO WRITE THAT FIC.

[kaytvengeance.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever commented your journal before (no idea why because I lurk hardcore *waves* I am Kayt btw) but this kinda made me have to.

I totally had a dream once that was basically your Titanic fic outline. Which is slightly odd. My brain is a crazy place (it recasts films quite a lot, my favourite was the Princess Bride with Bden as Westley and Ryan as Buttercup...) Everything including the piano sex and valet!Spencer (male equivalent of the maid-thing). So clearly I would not say no to reading it (I see from comment stalking that it's on your list to write so I'm not going to say you should write it)

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

bb, I hope you are feeling less depressed soon-- do know that if you ever want to talk or anything, I'm just an e-mail or a comment away. ♥ *hugs*

On a much lighter note-- dude, not that this is any new news, but you are a hotass. ♥ *smishes you* ;DDD

but apparently keri is actually 26 whereas i am still twelve. so that did not pan out.
Oh darling, ilysfm. ♥ :')