behindthec | you jump, i jump, right?

13 is almost done. trouble is, see. i've gotten them into this situation, right, but i'm realizing there is nothing definite in my outline that says how i get them out.

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

becca is laughing at me via IM.

here, have a teaser.

Suddenly Bill's off, running toward the other side of the stage and disappearing behind equipment.

"What's wrong with him?" Spencer asks.

"Oh, nothing. That's just the way he runs."

not much of a teaser, i know, but it makes me laugh.

my vacation has been very dull, because we don't have ~~much~~ any money to spend. also i have been depressed a lot. but i am almost done with the chapter and i have been working on song arrangements, so. something. OH, i tried to convince keri to get drunk with me last night and act out titanic with me, only we'd be ryan and brendon instead of jack and rose, and i had these whole elaborate character outlines for them, right, where ryan was the son of a rich jackass businessman who wanted him to go into the family business but the business is going under or something so he's being forced to marry some rich heiress (played by paris hilton), and brendon is this skippy street-wise musician whose parents kicked him out at 14 when they found him kissing his best friend. so he lives on the streets with his best bud jon walker, traveling around with their beat-up guitar cases, and they play music together on the street to earn money. also jon maybe possibly falls in love with spencer, who is ryan's best friend-slash-maid (whatever the male equivalent of a maid is), as well as ryan's occasional fuck buddy because ~~i can't fucking keep spyro out of ANYTHING to save my life~~ their lives are both so miserable and they wuv each udder so much! i just, i mean, come on, who better than ryan to be hanging over the back of a ship? ROSE WAS TOTES EMO, OKAY. and there could be PIANO SEX, people. b/c ryan totes has a piano in his stateroom, i just decided. and bden's all like \o/ b/c he hasn't seen one since he left home. and instead of drawing him nekkid, bden writes him a song. :S#LKJPF#P($. and he can teach ryan little things on the guitar! and when bden dies in the end, he can tell ryan to go on and become a musician, so ryan does. and in the end, all the pictures on his dresser are of his awesome famous band later in life. COME ON GUISE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

but srsly, HOW WOULD THAT NOT HAVE BEEN THE MOST FUN DRUNKTIEM EVER???

i could be way, way too easily convinced to write this as a fic, seriously, so do NOT try to get me to do it, because i WOULD, and it would be just as ridiculous as all those other stupid book/movie-based AUs that i complain about. ~~only it would be better, because it would be MINE, and i'd avoid all the awful cliches and mistakes.~~

i also tried to get her to learn the parent trap handshake dance thingie with me, we even found vids of it on youtube. but apparently keri is actually 26 whereas i am still twelve. so that did not pan out.

here i am being badass in the bathroom.

also, here are two pictures that desperately need explanation; swear to god, nobody ships panic like panic: one and two.

i'm so glad i finally got to post my brencer. i'll probably never write them again, but i liked that one. if you're desperate for porn, go read it, because there ain't gonna be any in pwf for awhile. :P

i think we are going to the mall now to look at things we can't buy. ciao.

eta: forgot to mention. the lovely

ryden_fan needs a beta. flock to her with your skillz. (i think i said that last time i did a beta ad. oh well. i can only dole out so much new material, okay?)

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From:

noahatthedisco.livejournal.com

OMG I want that fic!
*wants it, wants it*

Can I bribe you to write that Titanic fic with the Rydon SlaveFic AU I'm planning on posting soon? like... please?!

From:

lolab.livejournal.com

Q3J4HAW;OFIPAOW34PAOW4. I SAID NOT TO, DAMN IT. :P

NOES. you are posting it anyway so i'll have it then. XD

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