i am the paper and you are the post-it: STICK IT TO ME BABY

[behindthec]

sophie and i have this big inside joke about office supply kinks and elaborately bad metaphors related to such, but it's really all much funnier out of context.



Sophie: hmm. what office supply would ryan be...
a piece of paper - two dimensional
me: ROTFLMAOOOOOO
no wait
but like
it'd have to be glossy paper
b/c of the ~emo tears
Sophie: ahahahahaha
or laminated
me: yessssss
Sophie: so the ink wouldn't run
me: with prettypretty flower borders
Sophie: yesss
me: brendon would be the phone
never shuts the fuck up
Sophie: lol!
Sent at 12:59 PM on Monday
Sophie: Spencer could be the stapler, keeping things together lol
me: HAHAHA
like ryan
WHO IS PAPER
Sophie: YES
me: hmm, jon.
jon might be a chair. comfortable and cuddly and warm.
also, would not mind sitting in his lap. at all. 

 
 

(we are now in deep discussion of panic as breakfast foods.  bden: poptart.  duh.  ryan: bran flakes.  DUH.  jon: coffee -- warm and always gets you up.  spencer: oatmeal.  practical and solid.  sophie and i win fandom.  and breakfast.)

eta: i thought i looked kind of badass today with my faux leather and tie, but turns out i just look kind of creepy b/c my eyes look mostly blackish/dead.



should have a 19 teaser for you tomorrow. ish.