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in celebration of working out a difficult scene with red, you get this now instead of tomorrow. sigh.

if you follow my twitter you're prepared for this nonsense. fuck my life, this is ridiculous and indulgent and i want to write it more than anything ever.

( in which colin and sophie brainstorm turn-of-the-century-scottish-peasant!ryan AND <s>BRENDON</s> THE BOY WHO MAKES BAGPIPES. )

look at the sentence i almost just wrote.

Footsteps climb the stairs, and a rustling of plastic grows loud enough for Brendon to identify as shopping bags, before Ryan's shuffling into the room, releasing his load on the floor.

and then that wasn't enough, so we had to discuss it.

Sophie: bahahahaa
ha
me: faaaaaaaaaaail
Sophie:
i love that he shuffles in and just does it
lol
me: LOL YES
"well, here i am. *comes*"
Sophie: exactly
but he's shuffling, so it's like emo somehow
me: LOL!!!!
Sophie: like *sigh* *comes*
me: LOL!!!
Sophie: only Ryan would come emo

so, so true.

i lied; chapter 5 should be up tomorrow.

sophie and i have this big inside joke about office supply kinks and elaborately bad metaphors related to such, but it's really all much funnier out of context.

( RyanRoss's Laminated Soul )

(we are now in deep discussion of panic as breakfast foods. bden: poptart. duh. ryan: bran flakes. DUH. jon: coffee -- warm and always gets you up. spencer: oatmeal. practical and solid. sophie and i win fandom. and breakfast.)

eta: i thought i looked kind of badass today with my faux leather and tie, but turns out i just look kind of creepy b/c my eyes look mostly blackish/dead.

( guyliner fail )

should have a 19 teaser for you tomorrow. ish.

June/July-ish 2008.

Becca: hahahah

omg i have to tell you this plot

me: it wouldn't have to be someone consciously kidnapping them

Becca: from beatles fandom

3:01 PM because it is lolarious

and yet

i loved that fucking story

and hate that shenever finished it

there's totally a plane crash, and they end up on this random island that is populated by warrior women who use men strictly for breeding purposes and they're like 'oh well you'll do' so they capture the beatles

3:02 PM and omg it's SO DUMB when you explain it

but it was kind of awesome

and it was just slashy enough to make you go OMG IT'S GONNA BE SLASH and yet it never was. so perpetual blue balls.

3:03 PM me: brb, ppl

5 minutes

3:09 PM Becca: wow this website is impressive. i submitted changes to be approved this morning and some of them are already done

go Center for Advanced Research on Language Acquisition

aka CARLA. how cute.

6 minutes

3:16 PM me: AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ BEATLES FIC

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

AND NO SLASH WTF

THAT'S HORRIBLE

Becca: it really was the funniest thing ever

oh taht fic

it was beyond epic

me: i really do like the idea of panic getting stuck on a deserted island

a LOT.

3:17 PM and i know it sounds cheesy but think of the ANGST.

Becca: LOL

me: and there could DEFINITELY be ryan bleeding half to death

b/c he was whittling his stupid spear and it slipped, HAHA

Becca: HAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHHA

me: only, a sitaution much more heroic, obv.

Becca: dude that bitch would've been hurt in the crash

me: obv the first is more realistic, but hey.

good point

YES.

Becca: he woudln't even get to play with spears

3:18 PM me: YES, he's hurt in the crash

omg

Becca: he'd just be like out of commission from the start

me: b/c he's the size of a flamingo

yes

omg omg omg

Becca: he's an emu

LOL

me: WRITE THIS NAO

Becca: look at you ALL UP on hurting ryan ross

me: just the first scene, when they all discover what's happened and ryan's like, barely alive.

LOL!!!! you KNOW how much i love hurting him!

Becca: usually there isn't blood involved

3:19 PM me: well that was your idea

and then jon can SAVE him.

Becca: i didn't expect you to jump on it

me: and brendon can flip out

Becca: lol

me: well i'm jumpin

deal.

3:20 PM and and

he's still unconscious for like days

so they have to take turns watching over him at night

and stuff

and there's a fire and lots of huddling and quiet weeping

Becca: ahhaha

3:21 PM ironically the pilot and zack and everyone else on the plane is just...dead

so it's just them

3:24 PM me: right.

oooh, who else was on the plane?

to make it angstier.

Becca: LOL

me: FOB AND ACADEMY.

they were touring together.

Becca: oh forfuck's sake no

we're talking small private jet here

me: one of them at least? LOL

I WANT A DEAD BAND.

Becca: NO

me: ANGST.

Becca: NO DEAD BANDS

me: LOL FINE

pete then?

Becca: LOL NO

me: OMG not even PETE?

3:25 PM Becca: no!

because it's already too fucking convenient that they're the only surivivors

if there's someone else on the plane, they live. and ryan dies.

3:26 PM me: w3jhi8fa9p834

Becca: not that i'm ever writing this anyway

me: it all depends on who was sitting where

panic was sitting all together. everyoen else was in a diff part of the plane

YOU ARE WRITING THIS.

Becca: you'd like to think that, wouldn't you

me: trembling lower lip

3:27 PM fine. them, zack, shane, and the pilot.

Becca: LOL

me: (notice how i subtly threw shane in there)

Becca: yah srsly

v. v. subtle

me: he and brendon were together

3:30 PM Becca: http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m26/aranryan/Coloring.jpg

me: ROTFLMAOOOOO WTF

Becca: idek

but it makes me laugh

me: yes.i want to color

they should have patd coloring books

Becca: LOL

due to the increasing widespread popularity of our inside jokes (IWKUN, jon's jacket of heterosexuality , FBR gangwars, etc.), falling_words and i have created our own comm exclusively to post our madness that happens throughout the day.

so, everyone join. if you want to be amused, that is. there's nothing there yet beyond awesome interests and a bio, but we're workin' on archiving.

hard. at work.

Colin

...so THIS happened.

i just hope the plastic bags caught it.

i am the paper and you are the post-it: STICK IT TO ME BABY

the birth of pwf. XD

it's official.

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