not-so-hotlanta?

[behindthec]

from what i remember, i think a few of you are going to be at bilvy's show in atlanta on saturday. \o/ i've never met anyone from bandom IRL, so it'd be awesome if anyone wanted to meet or hang out. i'll probably be in standard concert attire: phantom planet hoodie with my mikey fuckin way shirt underneath, lulz. come say hi if you want!

now that pwf is over, i'm going to be getting back to the rywalk i started last summer. premise: ryan breaks up with keltie for independent reasons and goes to drown his sorrows with jon in chi-town. it'll be posted in 3 parts. here, have a snippet.  drunk ryan and jon are amazing.  and by amazing i mean stupid.



"Know how I know you're gay? Because you put yourself in a fuck-kill-marry!"

"Know how I know you're gay? You have two cats and they're both boys and you make out with them and take pictures of it and post them online."

"That doesn't make me gay, that just makes me Pete Wentz!"

"Same thing!"

"HA!" And even in their half-drunken stupor, they score a perfect high five, only Jon captures Ryan's fingers in his, holding their joined hands over their heads. "Know how I know you're gay? You have two thousand pretty pretty scarves."

"Know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you noticed I wasn't wearing them today."

"Know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you've been gripping that bottle for like, two hours and it's totally empty."

"Know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you've been watching." The alcohol permitting him to borrow a bit of Brendon's exhibitionism, Ryan shapes his mouth into an O and closes his lips around the neck of the bottle, deep enough to perk up the straightest man's attention (and maybe something else).

Jon's eyes drop to the sight, but he doesn't miss a beat. "Know how I know you're gay?"

And he doesn't wait, just tightens the grip between their fingers, pins Ryan's hand to the floor, leans over and presses their lips together.


 

Comments

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

HI FIC, CAN I BE YOUR LOUSY MOTHER? KTNX.

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

yessssss. i love them drunk.
>.>

i had almost this exact conversation on a plane once. (ish)
it went like this.
him: "know how i know you're gay?! you listen to coldplay!"
me: "know how i know you're gay?! you go to an all boys school! OHHHHH"
and then a few people cheered me on, because i obv won.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

eeeeeee fic!

i just woke up. which means that i was sleeping. [yeah, i know - i'm shocked too. lol]

YAY RYWALK! i love rywalk. I CAN HAS MOAR RYWALK?

[tanisafan.livejournal.com]

Drunk Rywalk are my absolutely favorite, second only to stoned-out-of-their-minds Rywalk!

I kinda love how you write like an insane person, even if I will never be able to catch up with all of it. Needs moar hours in the day, ack.

[ivesia19.livejournal.com]

Damn you for not making this awesomeness ryden!
(and damn me for my misguided loyalty)

[thewayudoitt.livejournal.com]

O.o
see.
um.
Know how I know that I'm completely addicted to everything you write? 'Cause I'm like, oogling at the screen with a HUGE smile on my face and like, laughing.

:D
off to review pwf. hopefully. if my brain functions.
sklzjbkjbzxdfjkl;b.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

know how i know i love you? 'cause you make me smile ear to ear and my heart flutter in my chest. <333

:PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

AND YOU POST WONDERFUL TEASERS AHHHHHHHHHHH.

andddddddddddd idk. i just do. the end.

--bear <333

[apples]

AHAHAHHAHA.

[settykins108.livejournal.com]

hahah i can't wait. i love you and your porn. =]

[piper47.livejournal.com]

Love the Rywalk fic snippet.

Also, I haven't commented on PWF yet because I can't believe it's over. I'm in denial, but I will soon. ;)

[ginsatonic.livejournal.com]

Rywalk? rywalk? Oh, okays. the snippet has me convinced ;)
*any ryden snippets hiding in your wip folder??? one hopes so :d

[dunklesengel007.livejournal.com]

I guess I'll be hanging out with your friends too. Thanks for mentioning me :p

[roughupyourego.livejournal.com]

GODDAMNIT.
i wish i lived in hotlanta.
guhh no such luck, amor.

so ohai rywalk.
that's one of my many, many otps (which also includes jondon if you, ya know, wanted to write that some time. *cough*)
YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU'RE GHEY, COLLLLLLIIIINNN?!

[kayxluvsxcoffee.livejournal.com]

-squeals- rywalk owns my soul xD Especially drunk rywalk. So much win <3 -dubs you my new favorite person-

I really should go study for my bio exam now -shudders- Are you sure there are no more teasers I can use to procrastinate?

[faerie-lullaby.livejournal.com]

Oh, new fic! Oh, teasers, how I love them. Moar please?

[ohnoscarlett.livejournal.com]

Yay! This is the pairing that actually got me into this fandom. wtf, man...

[panicobracademy.livejournal.com]

fksdfaksldjflas to say im PUMPED for new fic would be major understatement
ily
your creations of prettifull happy words make me full of prettifull happiness :D