not-so-hotlanta?

[behindthec]

from what i remember, i think a few of you are going to be at bilvy's show in atlanta on saturday. \o/ i've never met anyone from bandom IRL, so it'd be awesome if anyone wanted to meet or hang out. i'll probably be in standard concert attire: phantom planet hoodie with my mikey fuckin way shirt underneath, lulz. come say hi if you want!

now that pwf is over, i'm going to be getting back to the rywalk i started last summer. premise: ryan breaks up with keltie for independent reasons and goes to drown his sorrows with jon in chi-town. it'll be posted in 3 parts. here, have a snippet.  drunk ryan and jon are amazing.  and by amazing i mean stupid.



"Know how I know you're gay? Because you put yourself in a fuck-kill-marry!"

"Know how I know you're gay? You have two cats and they're both boys and you make out with them and take pictures of it and post them online."

"That doesn't make me gay, that just makes me Pete Wentz!"

"Same thing!"

"HA!" And even in their half-drunken stupor, they score a perfect high five, only Jon captures Ryan's fingers in his, holding their joined hands over their heads. "Know how I know you're gay? You have two thousand pretty pretty scarves."

"Know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you noticed I wasn't wearing them today."

"Know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you've been gripping that bottle for like, two hours and it's totally empty."

"Know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you've been watching." The alcohol permitting him to borrow a bit of Brendon's exhibitionism, Ryan shapes his mouth into an O and closes his lips around the neck of the bottle, deep enough to perk up the straightest man's attention (and maybe something else).

Jon's eyes drop to the sight, but he doesn't miss a beat. "Know how I know you're gay?"

And he doesn't wait, just tightens the grip between their fingers, pins Ryan's hand to the floor, leans over and presses their lips together.


 

Comments

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

HI FIC, CAN I BE YOUR LOUSY MOTHER? KTNX.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

YES. :D

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

dnw pants? :')

[lolab.livejournal.com]

no, not ever. :P when you read pwf you'll understand. ha.

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

yessssss. i love them drunk.
>.>

i had almost this exact conversation on a plane once. (ish)
it went like this.
him: "know how i know you're gay?! you listen to coldplay!"
me: "know how i know you're gay?! you go to an all boys school! OHHHHH"
and then a few people cheered me on, because i obv won.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

word.

BAHAHAHAHA AWESOMEEEEEEE.

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

shame he wasn't actually gay, though i do call him the 'gayest straight man ever' all the time. he's italian, so. all italian guys are gay. (yes, i do quote will and grace on a regular basis.)

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

eeeeeee fic!

i just woke up. which means that i was sleeping. [yeah, i know - i'm shocked too. lol]

YAY RYWALK! i love rywalk. I CAN HAS MOAR RYWALK?

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

oh, and;

Bilvy: Know how I know you're gay?
Gabe: my cock is in your ass, man. what the fuck do you think I am?

...because inappropriate! bilvy is inappropriate.

Re:

[lolab.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAAH YESSSSSSSSSS

Re:

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

lol. i would just like to repost;


moar funny pictures


moar funny pictures

and just because the Gayface is cyoot;

moar funny pictures

[lolab.livejournal.com]

\o/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

lol.
gayface's foot is HUGE.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

yay sleeping!

you can has more eventually. ;)

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

pshhhhhh i hatechu. :P

[tanisafan.livejournal.com]

Drunk Rywalk are my absolutely favorite, second only to stoned-out-of-their-minds Rywalk!

I kinda love how you write like an insane person, even if I will never be able to catch up with all of it. Needs moar hours in the day, ack.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

\o/ word. EEEEEEEEEEEEE your icon.

ahaha, well i'll be slowing down now that pwf's over. try to have a real life and stuff. these are bits i already wrote last summer.

[ivesia19.livejournal.com]

Damn you for not making this awesomeness ryden!
(and damn me for my misguided loyalty)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL! i'm totally going to convert you. it's my new goal.

[ivesia19.livejournal.com]

Gotta warn you, I am not easily moved.
Believe me, I've been shipping Harry/Hermione for like 7 years and haven't budged.
(and ryden is so real - why mess with the truth?)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

ONOES, HET. what am i going to do with you. :P

ryden is indeed real, but i love messing around with different possibilities, different relationships and dynamics. i'd get bored if i only stuck to one pairing, and i really don't want to get bored with ryden. they are my fave. :)

[ivesia19.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, you know I love the slash :D
and \o/ for ryden being victorious!

[thewayudoitt.livejournal.com]

O.o
see.
um.
Know how I know that I'm completely addicted to everything you write? 'Cause I'm like, oogling at the screen with a HUGE smile on my face and like, laughing.

:D
off to review pwf. hopefully. if my brain functions.
sklzjbkjbzxdfjkl;b.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:D YAY! well to be fair to yourself, it may not be my writing; this is just one of the more amusing scenes, that's for sure. ;)

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

know how i know i love you? 'cause you make me smile ear to ear and my heart flutter in my chest. <333

:PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

AND YOU POST WONDERFUL TEASERS AHHHHHHHHHHH.

andddddddddddd idk. i just do. the end.

--bear <333

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:) likewise, love.

<3

[apples]

AHAHAHHAHA.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

XD

[settykins108.livejournal.com]

hahah i can't wait. i love you and your porn. =]

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:D we l.y. too.

[piper47.livejournal.com]

Love the Rywalk fic snippet.

Also, I haven't commented on PWF yet because I can't believe it's over. I'm in denial, but I will soon. ;)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

yay! lolz that's okay. i'm kinda in denial too. <3

[ginsatonic.livejournal.com]

Rywalk? rywalk? Oh, okays. the snippet has me convinced ;)
*any ryden snippets hiding in your wip folder??? one hopes so :d

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:D i'll convert you, that's for sure. there is soooo some ryden; the next major project i'll start after this is ryden.

[dunklesengel007.livejournal.com]

I guess I'll be hanging out with your friends too. Thanks for mentioning me :p

[lolab.livejournal.com]

i was about to mention them to you tonight, then we started making out.

[roughupyourego.livejournal.com]

GODDAMNIT.
i wish i lived in hotlanta.
guhh no such luck, amor.

so ohai rywalk.
that's one of my many, many otps (which also includes jondon if you, ya know, wanted to write that some time. *cough*)
YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU'RE GHEY, COLLLLLLIIIINNN?!

[lolab.livejournal.com]

bah. you fail.

HOORAY FOR RYWALK. i loves them.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

oh and i did write a walkie once. it are in my ficlist.

[kayxluvsxcoffee.livejournal.com]

-squeals- rywalk owns my soul xD Especially drunk rywalk. So much win <3 -dubs you my new favorite person-

I really should go study for my bio exam now -shudders- Are you sure there are no more teasers I can use to procrastinate?

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:D HOORAY!

um... fail, exam. only, don't. just. bleh. no teasers yet. :/

[kayxluvsxcoffee.livejournal.com]

Stupid teachers get us all worked up over nothing. That shit was easy. God. Hours of study time I could've been sleeping wasted. -growls-

I kid you not, my bio exam had the same three questions reworded five different ways just to take up space and make it look intimidating. Teachers. Fail. At. Life.

[faerie-lullaby.livejournal.com]

Oh, new fic! Oh, teasers, how I love them. Moar please?

[lolab.livejournal.com]

moar eventually. :)

[ohnoscarlett.livejournal.com]

Yay! This is the pairing that actually got me into this fandom. wtf, man...

[lolab.livejournal.com]

really? how unusual. but yay!!

[ohnoscarlett.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I told somebody that when it happened, and she was all, "oh, that's a rare pair; sucks for you." Hee. Awesome!

[panicobracademy.livejournal.com]

fksdfaksldjflas to say im PUMPED for new fic would be major understatement
ily
your creations of prettifull happy words make me full of prettifull happiness :D

[lolab.livejournal.com]

YAY! i'm so glad. :)