sperm: it flies.

[behindthec]

re: the last post: dear lord. you guys, that made my WEEK. i think justhush said it best via twitter: "i didn't know i needed bad spyro porn in my life until THIS MOMENT." word. on the other hand, i think you all ruined ryan/spencer for me forever.

now, on the other end of the spectrum: please link me to the hottest, most beautifully written ryden porn you've ever read. and preferably, if it's long, copy/paste your favourite paragraph or two.

on a totally unrelated note, i've come to realize that what i wrote a couple posts ago about my old writing being "mediocre" may have offended some people. and for that, i am truly sorry. i didn't mean anything by it, other than my writing has changed so much since that time, and i'd rather just look forward and keep improving rather than writing a sequel to something that really doesn't accurately reflect me as a writer anymore. i didn't mean it to sound egotistical or snooty, but it probably did. i realize we are all different levels here as writers, always evolving, and we're all working to improve constantly, so i guess let's just stay focused on that. i certainly did not mean to make anyone feel bad about their current level. i'm sorry. :/ maybe someday i'll look back at my writing now and think, "ew, wtf." sometimes on here my ego gets carried away, since so many of you tell me in varying ways every day how awesome i am, if we're being honest. so hey, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME I SUCK NOW AND THEN, HUH? :P go on, this should totally be a Colin Sucks post. say something you don't like about me! (just be polite; i'm being vulnerable here and, contrary to appearances, my ego is actually quite fragile.)

orrrrr... you can just write more badfic so we can all laugh till we cry again. :D

and finally, that person's IP address is in los fucking angeles. where is ryan living again?? i have never, ever had so many anonymous comments on a story as i have on this one. this is getting so, so weird. i didn't really know how to answer their comment, either; i mean, i thought the fic itself kind of explained it the way i saw it. *shrug*

someone needs to start a list of "Evidence Ryan Is Stalking Colin"; i'm losing track. now it's less funny, more creepy.

Comments

[lolab.livejournal.com]

oh, and yeah, i do miss talking to you more too. that seems to be everyone's main complaint with me; i don't talk to them as much as when we first met. and that sucks, because i almost want to stop making friends here just so i can focus on the ones i already have. but i keep meeting cool people, and it's just so hard, dividing up time and trying to make time for everyone. (this is probably making me sound WAY more popular than i am, but y'know, even emailing regularly with 10 or so people, esp when fic exchange is involved, is exhausting and time-consuming.)

if i had my way, you and i would just hang out all day forever. ;)

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

lol you're definitely not overexaggerating your popularity. even your BLOG ENTRIES are getting two pages worth of comments, holy cow.

sdkfjksdgjksdfjdksfjsdkgsd you're lovely, bb. i know you try very hard to get in time for everybody, and so does everyone else on here. there is only one of you and like...dozens of us, so. i understand, don't worry. and that's why i never mentioned that, or "whined" about missing you, because i know this is nothing you can control. :)

DUDE, WE COULD PLAY THE CELLO. IDK. NEITHER OF US KNOW HOW TO BUT. WHATEVER. WE'D MAKE IT WORK. THEN WE'D GET FUSTRATED AND GIVE UP AND START...SINGING OR SOMETHING. AND I'D SCREW UP THE WORDS (because i fail, obv) AND YOU'D LAUGH AT ME AND IT WOULD BE AMAZING THE END. :)

aaaaaand, we'd....bake cookies. because, duh. they're cookies.

and then we'd make pancakes. ;)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LMAO I HAVE IMAGES OF US LIKE, HOLDING THE CELLO AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH IT AND FAILING MISERABLY AND GIGGLING. LOL!