sperm: it flies.

[behindthec]

re: the last post: dear lord. you guys, that made my WEEK. i think justhush said it best via twitter: "i didn't know i needed bad spyro porn in my life until THIS MOMENT." word. on the other hand, i think you all ruined ryan/spencer for me forever.

now, on the other end of the spectrum: please link me to the hottest, most beautifully written ryden porn you've ever read. and preferably, if it's long, copy/paste your favourite paragraph or two.

on a totally unrelated note, i've come to realize that what i wrote a couple posts ago about my old writing being "mediocre" may have offended some people. and for that, i am truly sorry. i didn't mean anything by it, other than my writing has changed so much since that time, and i'd rather just look forward and keep improving rather than writing a sequel to something that really doesn't accurately reflect me as a writer anymore. i didn't mean it to sound egotistical or snooty, but it probably did. i realize we are all different levels here as writers, always evolving, and we're all working to improve constantly, so i guess let's just stay focused on that. i certainly did not mean to make anyone feel bad about their current level. i'm sorry. :/ maybe someday i'll look back at my writing now and think, "ew, wtf." sometimes on here my ego gets carried away, since so many of you tell me in varying ways every day how awesome i am, if we're being honest. so hey, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME I SUCK NOW AND THEN, HUH? :P go on, this should totally be a Colin Sucks post. say something you don't like about me! (just be polite; i'm being vulnerable here and, contrary to appearances, my ego is actually quite fragile.)

orrrrr... you can just write more badfic so we can all laugh till we cry again. :D

and finally, that person's IP address is in los fucking angeles. where is ryan living again?? i have never, ever had so many anonymous comments on a story as i have on this one. this is getting so, so weird. i didn't really know how to answer their comment, either; i mean, i thought the fic itself kind of explained it the way i saw it. *shrug*

someone needs to start a list of "Evidence Ryan Is Stalking Colin"; i'm losing track. now it's less funny, more creepy.

Comments

[j-plash.livejournal.com]

Ummmmm...I don't know, lol. I actually haven't read all that much Ryden porn by people other than you, bizarrely enough :P Like, barely any at all. How strange XD

Lmao at your want of list :P

And yes. Ryan/Spencer is completely ruined for me *forever* XD Hehehe.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

well i'm not using my own fic. :P

yeah. i think you should write us some spence/ryan to fix this. *nods*

[(Anonymous)]

YOU SUCK COLIN D:<


Although apparently you're good at it, so, yknow. I'm not one to judge.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! ♥

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

personally, I think it's pwentz anon. commenting your fic, because Ryan probably wouldn't care how he's being represented, but pwentz would be like 'MUST SAVE BABY BOY.' so he's telling you things about Ryan that are canon/not canon.

uhm. I'd say you kind of just annoy me sometimes with your minion ego, but everybody annoys me somewhat. and cheers, apology.

you know i love you regardless. <3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

btw also reccing myself.bc i'm proud of that ryden i did for your birthday.

[alphabetatoast.livejournal.com]

Hm.... *trawls mems for good Ryden porn*

This is good. And when I saw good, I mean hot.
Drum!porn. Need I say more?

OHOHOHOH!
A few of my favourite paragraphs, all from the same fic by peopleexisting

Then, there’s a hot breath on his neck and a hand sliding around his hip, and soft lips trailing across his shoulder. He tenses but inevitably relaxes. His eyes close as Brendon’s other hand slips around his waist and he leans back into his lover’s touch, instinctively. In a whisper so quiet that Ryan barely hears it, Brendon murmurs, “There’s nothing you could do to make me stop loving you, Ryan.”....

.....Ryan’s never felt so full in his life, as Brendon thrusts into him again. He slips his hands down to Brendon’s ass, his fingers digging into it, and tries to pull him in even further. His legs are tense around his body, and there’s so much warmth and sweat and lust, and the kissing is almost suffocating.....

....His body is slick with sweat and his breathing is uneven and heavy, and Ryan just feels as though he’s been battered and bruised in the most exquisite of ways. The damp sheets and the damp limbs and the stickiness and the oneness is all he can feel, and he kisses Brendon’s swollen lips, slowly, tentatively.

AND... I know you didn't ask for any Peterick, but this is really short and it makes my heart explode with the cute every time I read it... Here.

Am I forgetting something...?
OH YAR. YOU SUCK SO SUCKILY.

There. Done. <3 ily

[alphabetatoast.livejournal.com]

*hides*

LOL, I suck.
EPIC html fail. /0\

[justranda.livejournal.com]

Coming up with something I dislike about you is easier said than done, my friend. In any other situation, the term 'minion' would irritate the hell out of me, but seeing as how you're my sex slave, I feel that I am well above that title. ;)

I guess the only thing I can complain about is that I miss talking to you the way it seemed we once did and I wish that we were closer because sometimes, it's nice to talk to someone older than me that's going through the same feelings/things I am. I just don't have a lot in common with high schoolers these days. =/

[lolab.livejournal.com]

re: the minion thing, see my convo here with bunniesontoast. that's the best way i can explain it. idk how to handle it when so many people say "can i be one of your minions??" and get all excited. and i'm just like... *blink*, uh, sure? i just like making my readers happy. idk.

yeah, i know. there are so many people on here i wish i could talk to more. there are just so MANY of them and i only have so much time, and it pisses me off because i want intimate friendships with like, dozens of you. and it's just impossible. and it sucks. :/

but you know i am always up for emailing, so. yeah. <3

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

Bahaha, Ryan is so stalking you, gawd.

Also, I was referring to your twitter. I probably should have said that, instead of randomly texting random things about gay sex. bahaha.

DDD; I'm so the kind of person who never confronts people about their 'flaws'. I don't know. I don't think it's very helpful unless you're having a real discussion with the person. Plus, only when you realise your own flaws can you truly work on them. Otherwise, telling someone they suck isn't gonna change much unless they can see it.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

yeah it's creepy. :P

OH, ha. yeah. it wasn't worth it. everyone is pissing me off today with their stupid girly hetero-ness. i hate everyone. and it's so obvious, b/c i've written "Ryan hates everyone" like 3 times in the ch 4 opening flashback, and the flashback isn't even over yet.

very good point. <3

[noahatthedisco.livejournal.com]

One of my favorite Rydon's is Present Progressive. It's not very long, but i love it.

Also, Ryan is so stalking you. and is offended that you put him in panties. which, is just amazing. you should so dedicate the pornist chapter to "Ryan Ross, who is stalking me". that would be funny.

and i can't tell you suck, cause actually, i don't think you do. You usually cheer me up, and it's nice.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

oh, YES, i remember that one. i'll have to look over it again, thank you!

AHAHAH. I KNOWWWWWWW. IT'S SO AWESOME SCARY.

<3 you are sweet, bb. and you cheer me up too, so that works well. :)

[sarah-snazzy.livejournal.com]

i actually thought of something about you last night, but i dunno if i should share it or not, so i`m going with not. it may also be completely wrong, seeing as i don`t know you well enough.
i bet someone at the fbr office has tabs on people like us, and secretly lurk all over lj, and whoever is commenting on you is a very chatty new intern.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL, go for it. if it's totally wrong, i can always correct you. :)

ahahaha, that would be awesome. ...but mostly weird.

[nyquil-love.livejournal.com]

I could never pick a favorite, or hottest or most emotional ryden sex scene, but the sex in this chapter is amazing. nnrgh

excerpt:
“Ryan,” he chokes out like he can’t speak properly. I press my lips against his jaw, still trying to pull myself together. He doesn’t know how good he feels around me. Brendon’s fingers dig into the skin of my lower back, and he moves his hips slightly, willing me to move. “Ryan,” he repeats, more urgently now. I love the way he says my name. I suck his earlobe, and Brendon whines.

I lift my upper body slightly, letting my lips briefly graze his. I move to place both of his legs on my shoulders, and my cock instantly sinks in deeper. He cries out, his muscles clenching around my cock. I kiss the inside of his ankle before I finally start to fuck him. Brendon’s hands fist around the sheets, and he bites on his bottom lip. I wish he didn’t because I want to hear him. But he is loud, louder than he is when he fucks me. And I go hard, pounding into him. It’s hurting him, I can tell from the way he loses his breath and momentarily lets a pained look form on his face. And I should stop and ask if he is okay with this, but I don’t. He feels incredible. Brendon is lifting his hips off the mattress to get more of my cock, moaning. We both love this just as much.

I can hear the sound of my hips hitting the backs of his thighs with each trust. Brendon throws his head back into the pillow, moaning so loud that if the Sigmas didn’t know we were fucking already, they would be figuring it out right about now. God, he is gorgeous.

“Harder,” Brendon groans. He looks at me through half-lidded eyes, biting on his swollen bottom lip. His hair is a mess, and I realise that this is what Brendon looks like when he is getting his brains fucked out.

I change the position slightly, keeping one of his legs on my shoulder and moving the other to curl around my waist. It helps me lean down more, a bit closer to Brendon. It’s still not close enough to kiss him, but it’s closer. My cock slides in deep, and I keep my hips moving at a fast, constant speed.

Brendon is far gone, gasping every time my cock pushes in him. He calls out my name breathlessly, reaching for the hand I’ve got on his shoulder and moving it to his leaking cock. He opens his eyes to give me a pleading look, and I can’t not give him what he wants. I wrap my fingers around his throbbing erection, his pre-come slicking the movements of my hand. I want to kiss the moan on his lips, kiss the way he says my name when I fuck him into the mattress. I hastily move the leg still on my shoulder to wrap around my waist. I lean down to fuck my tongue into his hot mouth as I jerk him off. To my surprise, Brendon comes the second I push into him again.

“Ryan,” he gasps against my lips. We both come to a sudden stop as his come spurts on my hand, and Brendon thrusts against me. His muscles clench around my cock so fucking tight that the air escapes my lungs.

“Fuck. Fuck, Brendon,” I moan with my eyes closed and lips pressed to his as he shakes beneath me. I can feel the sweat rolling down my neck as I breathe him in. My hips jerk sporadically through his aftershocks, plunging into the tight heat around my erection. Brendon’s body relaxes under mine, and he gasps for breath.

When I keep still, Brendon moves his hands to my hips, pulling me towards him. “Uh, keep, keep going,” he mumbles against my lips. “God, fuck me, Ry.”

“Jesus,” I whisper and instantly do as he wants. I never thought Brendon would be like this, that he’d just… god, let me fuck him like this, ask me to take him like this. I start a rhythm again, and Brendon’s just come, but he moves against me, groaning every time I slam into him. He moans encouragements, and my hands slide up his arms to his wrists, pinning them above his head. I have a bruising hold of his wrists as I start fucking him fast and hard. My forehead presses against his collarbone, my lips grazing his sweat slicked skin. I never want this dirty fucking to end.

[notyourshot.livejournal.com]

oh god i remember this, reading it the first time. the effect it had on me, too. apparently, this didnt wane in time.

[notyourshot.livejournal.com]

colin, you suck so much, so fucking much, there should be an award named after you. its like, "OHMYGOD IT DOESNT GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS, HERE, HAVE A COLIN"

on another note, how dare you say that?! it is never not funny. creepy is awesome.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!! ILY. can i have that in an icon form?

[aspiring2be.livejournal.com]

I'd just ask "That person" who he is and I mean if it scares him off, hey, no more creppy stalker dude, if it doens't and tells a name then "woohoo!" Badfics! not sure wether to shiver or laugh.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

heh; but i kinda like living under the illusion that ross is stalking my fics. everyone seems to be enjoying it. XD

[candiedpeaches.livejournal.com]

you suck and your writing makes me puke.

[(Anonymous)]

i keep forgetting to anonymous comment on these things.

[ajesterofsorts.livejournal.com]

I like the idea of it being Ryan. xD Even if it is a bit creepy.

Hm. I can only hunt down this, but it's one of my main favorites.
Everyone Is Shaking To Your Name (http://melyssalegend.livejournal.com/26535.html)
It's kinda long, but definitely worth it.



Throughout the movie, Brendon keeps jumping and squeezing Ryan's hand, whimpering at the scary parts. Ryan squeezes his hand back every time, stroking Brendon's hand with his thumb calmly to make him feel a little better. It works most of the time, until Brendon seems to need more comfort and nuzzles into Ryan's neck.

All Ryan can think about is Brendon's breath against his skin, how he pushes closer when the movie gets scary, and how he takes a sigh of relief whenever the scene is over. He can't focus on the movie anymore, doesn't think he focused on it in the first place, because all he can think, feel, touch is Brendon. Ryan doesn't remember ever acting like this before.

He might be mistaken, but Ryan feels a brush of skin against his neck, which causes him to shiver. But he ignores it, because it couldn't be what Ryan thinks it is. But then it happens again, and again, and fuck, is that a bite? “Brendon,” Ryan whispers.

“Why do you have to be such a tease, Ryan?” he asks lowly, his lips moving against Ryan's ear before he goes back to kissing it. They're slow and open-mouthed, his tongue flicking against it every other kiss, and Ryan is so close to melting in his seat.

“I'm-- I didn't know--” he tries, biting his lip hard as Brendon starts sucking on the spot under his ear.

“How could you not know? I Myspace stalked you after we first met,” he mumbles against Ryan's neck. “I would've caught on by now if I were you.”

Ryan can feel the hickey forming on his neck as he grips the arm rest of the chair. His lower stomach has a burning feeling, something Ryan easily recognizes as an arousal. And he is seriously becoming aroused. “I think I get it now,” Ryan breathes, licking his lips and closing his eyes.

“Good,” Brendon grins, squeezing Ryan's hand. “But now this movie couldn't go any slower.”

And it really couldn't. It was another forty-five minutes before the movie ended, and as Brendon casually invited Spencer and Ryan over to their place, Ryan is already half hard. He doesn't have to do much convincing for Spencer, because he's the one who nods in agreement. On the ride there, Brendon is looking at Ryan in the rear view mirror with dark, heavy eyes that go straight to Ryan's dick. It seems like an excruciatingly long ride and all Ryan is thinking about is when they get into Brendon's room, Brendon's hands all over him, Brendon inside of him, and thousands of people watching.

Oh, fuck.

Ryan isn't even properly introduced to the guys in the house when they get there. Brendon points to them in the living room, “Pete, Gabe, William, this is Ryan, Ryan, that's them, and, yeah. Okay, let's go,” before dragging Ryan into his room by his wrist.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

mmmmmmmmm, nice. i should go read the rest. :D thanks!

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

this is hard for me. i don't like pointing out flaws. its like when you and i had that email conversation that one time about what you think your flaws are and i really...i don't see those characteristics in you but at the same time i don't know you IRL. i'm seeing the side of you...that you show me, that you show us. like you've said before, you and i get along great online but i'm sure we'd do a ton of little things that got on each others nerves if we really got to know each other IRL. just like i'm sure bden and ryro fight all the time. ;)

but honestly? i’d rather tell people what i like about them. it just seems pointless for me to point out something bad when you can give them praise, instead. direct them somewhere that they are excelling in, rather than tell them what they are doing wrong. people beat themselves up enough as it is, they don’t need others pointing out those weaknesses in their character, too. i’ve had people do that to me; it sucks. i would never do that to anyone else, least of all you.

i miss you? it seems we got to talk a lot more when i first met you. but that's more of a flaw for ME, not you. you're just trying to accommodate everyone on your flist, which is....totally not a flaw at all lmao. you’re wonderfully caring of your flist, really. <3

OWWWWWWYYYYYYYYY I JUST STUBBED MY TOE REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HARDDD OUCHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ouchouchouchouchouch. :'( I NEED TO STOP SPINNING IN THIS CHAIRRRRRRR OMGG OUCHHHHHHHH!!!

dkfjdkshgoidsfhiofhdsuofhdsuhfidsjfidsjfdsf PAINNNN!!!

ow. :'(

carrying on...

i just. i honestly haven't seen a side of you that doesn't...that i find...bad. like. you've always been really sweet to me, and you know that i've always loved your writing, so. *shrugs*

i'm just not being very helpful with all of this, am i? lol. i fail. :/

oh okayokayokayokay i have a good one:

YOU SUCK BECAUSE YOU WONT COME TO CHICAGO TO VISIT ME. THERE. :OOOOO bad colin! tsk tsk *smacks your hand* BAD >:/

there's a really hot ryden sex scene about halfway through this chapter

kay, now i have to go because my toe is bleeding onto the carpet. shit.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

<3 you are so precious. i do prefer to build people up with positive...ness, but idk, like i was explaining to someone else on here, sometimes i feel like my LJ readers/friends/whatever are more like yes-men than anything else. like i feel like if i did something that bothered them, they wouldn't come out and say it. (helen did, but that's helen, we're close.) or even if i wrote something totally crappy, would anyone call me out? which, okay, i get, b/c it's not like i'm bffs with a lot of these ppl so they may not feel it's their "place," but... sometimes i'd just prefer openness and honesty.

i don't think keri would let me come visit. she doesn't trust me. :/

ooh, that is a hot sex scene. \o/

AWWWW, BB. STOP BLEEDING. OMG. *hugs*

[panicobracademy.livejournal.com]

woah. this whole ryan thing is honestly getting....SERIOUSLY weird. SERIOUSLY.
that comment. just. i. no words....

moving on,

COLIN. YOU SUCK. BECAUSE........just BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO TELL YOU YOU DO. SO THERE.
....that's all i can come up with.
puhlease colin, from what i see, there is nothing not to love about you. the only thing i'd change is how low your opinion of yourself is and how badly you tend to think and talk about yourself. i'm glad you let your ego get a little out of control here because i don't think you give yourself enough credit for how amazing you are irl, so at least here you have a place where you can truly feel good about yourself. right? :)

hmm...hottest most beautiful ryden porn? i'll go check memories and be back. :)

[panicobracademy.livejournal.com]

aight. some favorite porny rydens

this: (you recced it. i'm forever grateful)
http://j-plash.livejournal.com/21364.html

this:
http://lady-deathangel.livejournal.com/14728.html

and this: it isn't persay, hot but it's gorgeous. and. yah. :) http://selectivelyurie.livejournal.com/1730.html

[starlesscities.livejournal.com]

....the whole ryan thing is creepy, omg.

but in other news, i dont dislike anything about you! maybe because i don't ~know~ you really, but idk. *shrugs* i can't find anything!


<3!

[lolab.livejournal.com]

isn't it?? GUH, dude, your icon gets me every time. *bites his neck*

aww, thank you. you're sweet. <3

[starlesscities.livejournal.com]

and oh! my all time favourite porn story, pretty much.

HERE (http://addictedkitten.livejournal.com/114433.html)

this is my favourite paragraph:

//

"Please," Ryan says, unnecessary as it is with Brendon just about to breach him, Ryan open enough to shift forward and let him inside, legs wrapped high around Brendon's waist. Brendon makes it the rest of the way himself, an effortless slide that sends Ryan's head rolling back onto the pillow, arms up and wrists bared, and only moments pass before Brendon gets the hint and takes hold of his wrists again, gripping them tightly before pulling out almost all the way and then slamming back in.

It feels good, it hurts; Ryan's always liked that it hurt, just a little, and he gasps and twists and moans under Brendon as Brendon gives it to him, holding him down and fucking him like this isn't the first time, like they've been doing this all along, that's how right it feels, deliriously new but deliciously familiar. Ryan grits out, "Fuck," and Brendon leans down to kiss him, stopping Ryan's breath, taking everything away but the cruel, perfectly rough grip of his hands, the dirty thrust of his hips, the hard press of his lips against Ryan's, fucking his tongue into Ryan's mouth like he's fucking his cock into Ryan's ass. Ryan spreads and pushes back and revels in the tingling ache at his wrists as they lose feeling, taking as much as he can, taking everything Brendon's giving him and biting Brendon's lower lip when he doesn't have the words to beg for more.

Brendon jerks away, licking his abused lower lip, and Ryan just stretches up into him, knowing his face has gone slack with pleasure, letting Brendon see so he's knows it's okay, knows he doesn't have to stop. Brendon doesn't stop, he doesn't stop fucking Ryan and he doesn't look away from him, staring into Ryan's eyes, sweating and frantic as he pounds Ryan's ass, pins him to the bed. Ryan thinks of intoxicated I love yous and hopes Brendon takes this as an answer to every one of them.

//


(okay, three paragraphs, but come on ♥)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

oh my fucking god, YES. i had SO considered using that one before i even went through any of my bookmarks! holy shit, that story is just. ;LWKJAPOFIPAI4JAP3O4HAPIU3W4P. and oh, god, it would work SO well with [spoiler]. XD

thanks!

[callie-the-bear.livejournal.com]

I saw FOB! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WAS FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!
QUERY BROKEN RIB!

[lolab.livejournal.com]

YAY!!!!!!!! wait, broken rib, what? lol

[dunklesengel007.livejournal.com]

Interesting...you ARE being stalked....kinda creepy.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

ICU STALKIN MAH BLOGZ. (typo: blobs lol)

<33333333333333

[ginsatonic.livejournal.com]

I have to think long and hard to find my favourite ryden moment. Don't think I have the time, I'll end up reading back over fic for the next week ;)

You don't annoy me in the slightest. You know ily, bb. If I HAD to chose one thing, it would have to be you not telling me when I annoy you :/

RR - as it seems he now likes to be known - well, he should be stalking you. He could learn something from you and make his existence more exciting on those lonely nights, when Brendon's playing with his beard in theme parks. lol

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

ginsatonic, i'mma steal something from you lol:

If I HAD to chose one thing, it would have to be you not telling me when I annoy you :/

i second that for myself. i just do not believe that i have not yet annoyed you. so. there. thats your flaw. being a nice person. :D seriously though...tell me these things; i don't want to be a tool. :/

[apples]

COOOOLIN. Idk. Things That Suck About Colin, hm. Okay. I um... Didn't like you much when I first started talking to you? For no real reason. IDK. Which was why I didn't stick around to talk at TAI. Also, I was with my rl friends who were like "SOMEONE FROM THE INTERNET IS GONNA BE THERE OH MY GOD RAPIST," and I was like "...I *headdesk*" But yeah. I do like you now, so that one doesn't really count.

YOU DON'T POST NUDE PIXX. THAT IS SOMETHING THAT SUCKS. eh eh eh. No seriously, you're pretty cool.

OH OH. So this is saved just as "Nrrgh (Ryan/Brendon)" under my TEH HOT tag in my memories, so it's probably good. IT HAS BUTTPLUGS, ALSO. Lemme read it.
by heavyhart
Even with Brendon hot and tight around him Ryan can't stop thinking about the heavy weight of the plug, thick inside him, the way it shifts when Ryan starts to thrust slowly into Brendon. It's intense--not as good as Brendon's cock, but still filling Ryan up in a way that makes him want to focus on fucking himself back on the plug instead of moving his hips forward into Brendon.

Uhh, okay, man, every one of my favorite porn scenes that I can think of are either a) featuring Spencer or b) Ryan getting gangbanged by his band. Neither of which are helpful. *siiigh* And the problem with good porn is it's good either because the ~emotional buildup is AWESOME (see Bound By Ink. Have you read that?) or because it's your kink (or whatever. situation. pairing. dynamic.)

But yeah. *shrugs* I'm sure you'll find something.

...Now I want to go reread all my favorite porn scenes.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL! awwww. that's okay. oh yeah, i'm a hardcore rapist. all weak 120 lbs of me. LOL!

nude pics of ME? trust me, you dnw. i'll try to get you some nude pics of bden, how's that. :D

ooooooooh yessssssss. i remember that one! dude, i so want ryan getting gangbanged by his band. not really helpful here, but now i want to go read all my bottom!ryan gsf bookmarks, damn it. :P

[duskrockstar.livejournal.com]

Neh, no matter what you say, I don't think you suck at writing.

Oh, and you asked for it. I'm now writing the official "Evidence Ryan Is Stalking Colin List". I suppose when I get to about 20 or so, I'll share it. XD

[lolab.livejournal.com]

aww, thank you.

HAHA YAY!!! i think it started with the yoga twitter, and then he twittered something about satin 2 hrs after i posted chapter 3... and then there were some anonymous comments, plus the one linked here (LOS ANGELES, wtaf)...

i look forward to seeing it. :P

[ms-deathbat.livejournal.com]

yep.
im def convinced that ryan is stalking you! lol ;D
when i read your post about ryan and yoga i was ftw colin has a stalker! lol i think i almost died laughing and then when i saw that comment i was like yep. proven fact! haha! :)

and i love pccf! it pretty much leaves me speechless...hence my lack of commenting but i will def go back and comment eventually though cause they deserve it :D you win at life!

and i would look for a ryden except, but ive been lurking and there are already some damn good ones so ill just leave you to those haha! :D

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL right?? it's so weird.

oh, thank you! i'm glad you're enjoying it.

[redorchids.livejournal.com]

I'll save the you-annoy-me comments for some time when you actually do. I have enough idiots around me in my RL to start inventing flaws for my internet friends. :-)

This entry is pure gold. I've opened up 23 new tabs of ryden goodness to plow through today (not going into work. today is just... yeah.)

One ryden story that has a very special place in my heart and which i think is kind of scarily appropriate in the light of this fic is addictedkitten's That First Inconceivable Touch.

It's salt heat good against his tongue, and he wants to bite, suck, lick that skin bruised. The boy moans, hands tightening on his waist, and Ryan feels that moan against his lips, bites just a little, a graze of teeth really, not that plausible deniability's a factor anymore, not with - oh god - the boy digging fingers into his hips and pushing against Ryan's ass. Ryan's half-hard already and getting harder, sliding his hands back to hold the boy's hips so he can grind his ass back against him, and it's so hot and fucking good and this can't really be happening, Ryan never gets what he wants like this, it's just not how his life works. He wants to turn around and kiss him but he doesn't want to stop this, addicted already to the feel of it, slick with sweat and feeling the boy's cock hard against him, hard for him, and it's now or fucking never, right, he can have this, maybe, if he asks, if he finds the perfect thing to say.

In Nobody's Eyes But Mine and Give Me More, both by wearemany are insanely good as well.

Teaser from In Nobody's Eyes But Mine (Ryan and Brendon getting blown by a groupie together):

He'd fall over as he slides out of her mouth except Brendon holds on, his fingers clamped brutally around Ryan's shoulder. Ryan watches as Alex takes Brendon in deep, her cheeks hollowed out, and then Brendon's lips are touching his ear and he says, "I can feel your fucking come on my dick, Ryan, it's --" and Ryan says, "Brendon," but it's more breath than word, and Brendon's so close, Ryan can tell, he's biting his lip and he's stopped talking and Ryan says, "Yeah, come on," and Brendon's entire body shivers and then his hand is on Ryan's jaw and his tongue is in Ryan's mouth and they're, fuck, they're kissing, Brendon's kissing him, hungry and desperate and Ryan closes his eyes and Brendon's coming, Ryan can feel his back tense and let go again and, oh fuck.

And one from Give Me More (which is, incidentally, also one of my favourite Brendon POV's of all time):

"Please," Ryan whispers, and Brendon crushes them both into the floor, biting Ryan's lip as he hangs his arms around Brendon's neck. Brendon wedges his knees between Ryan's legs, which fall open easily, so easily, God, he wants this, Ryan wants this, Brendon realizes, even though Brendon's still not sure what this is. Ryan's tongue surges into his mouth, not so much a question as a request, a demand, and Brendon uses the hand not trapped under them to lift Ryan's leg higher, help bend it around his waist so he can get them lined up, so he can thrust up against the curve of Ryan's hips and feel the answering twitch in Ryan's throat.

And now I'm off to read all the stories the other people left. :-D

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:D <3

oooooooooooooooooh. dude, YES, addictedkitten writes the most delicious porn ever. i'm just realizing now, after i wrote this blog, that i'm probably gonna have to like, CONTACT whoever wrote the fic i want to use, b/c i'll be quoting it in my fic. which. i so do not want to do. lol. i feel like at this point i might end up using j_plash's kinkfest, "when i was a bird." hot, emotional, plus sentimental value. <3

damn it, i want to not go into work today! ...too late. LOL. and we have an event this week, ugh, busy. why can't they just pay me to write fic.

still ♥_♥ over your lyrics. :D

[(Anonymous)]

here (http://lolab.livejournal.com/85606.html?thread=4478310#t4478310)

here (http://lolab.livejournal.com/88524.html?thread=4478156#t4478156)

and here (http://twitter.com/thisisryanross/status/1280984908) is what I can recall

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LOL WHY ANONYMOUS?

yes. that's it. ;)