BAHAHAHA! DO IT! I know that this totally will be really... well... a lot less funny and a lot more angsty when you write it, but it just looks so hilarious in my head. Oh. And you need to put Ryan in a kilt. No, seriously. Except, y’know, tights. As you mentioned, boys have hairy legs and they just... well... look weird in dresses skirts kilts. :)