my body is an orphanage, we take everyone in.

[behindthec]

go read 'Cause None of Us Were Angels by atomichatred82. awesome. that's sort of the kind of realboy porn i wish i could write, for those who have been all "WHY DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR PORN?!"

exciting news: ivesia19 is going with me to see the cabbies on 4/18 AND fall out boy in atlanta the week after! \o/ EPIC. i so rarely meet LJ peeps IRL. anyone else going? we can form a coalition. or something.

random thanks to sophie for putting up with my emo. i love you.

i haven't written any of chapter 7. just a heads-up. i think i need a few days off. that was a lot of sex, and there's a lot more coming. lol. but you can has this, which will appear:

1 new message from the walkman
so who tops? spence adn i have a bet going. pls respond. love jon

i love how shameless he is. haven't decided the boys' response (if any). hey, i want some porn. get on that, internet. even if it's colin/william. (see twitter.) i wrote you lots of sex, now write me some. i know at least half a dozen of you who are in the midst of writing me some and always put it off. don't make me start naming names. :P

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[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

oh yeah, i should probably open up that draft again and send you some porn.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

YES YOU REALLY SHOULD. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? NEED IT TODAY. :/

don't make fun of my fail, pls :P

[guilt-lines.livejournal.com]

I can never write porn again, what with turtle noise and floppy boobies. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SCAR ME FOR LIFE?
(can get it back w/Rilonx anyway tbh)

no, but srsly. all I have time for right now is the promise of porn. COMING SOON, IN PORN: bb!Ryan topping. Brendon/Ryan/Spencer alternate take \o/ Rilonx porn!

don't make you start naming names? you're like a teacher lol. A TEACHER WHO MAKES PEOPLE WRITE PORN. fail.

I think what I meant to say was pretty much just that I love you moar. the end.

just once this time :P

Re: don't make fun of my fail, pls :P

[lolab.livejournal.com]

heeee, ur fail. <3

YES, RILONX WILL BRING IT BACK. NO TURTLES, NO BOOBIES: THAT ARE RILONX. (goes on back of t-shirts.)

I AM REALLY OKAY WITH BBRYAN TOPPING AND BRYCER THREESOME. A;SL4KJPOFIJAPWO3I4JAPWOI4.

i AM a teacher who makes people write porn. *preens*

<3333

[miarae.livejournal.com]

Jon is awesome \o/

I would write you porn, but I've never ever written them before xD.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

WE ALL HAVE A FIRST TIME FOR PORN-WRITING. GO FOR IT. <3

[nyquil-love.livejournal.com]

Uh oh, I did promise to write Ryan/Spencer's mom porn as soon as you let Brendon and Ryan get to business. /o\

I will see what I can come up with in the next few days.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

oh HAY, you DID! *dances with glee* get on that, woman.

<3! so excited.

[alphabetatoast.livejournal.com]

It should be noted that when Maddie promises to write Colin porn, she delivers. :)

And I may be writing some more... some time soon. Idk... maybe I may to an angsty prequel to Church!Fic including uncertain!bden and bottom!Ryan. Haven't decided yet. *shrugs*

I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THE NEST PART!
Oh man, Jon Walker? How so awesome?
They should totally respond with something including as many references to Bden's applebottom as is physically possible, Y/Y?

Hope you enjoy the concerts m'dear. :)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

I AM REALLY OKAY WITH ANGSTY CHURCHFIC PREQUEL AS DESCRIBED. VERY. EXCITED. WANT NAO.

ahahahahah oh god yes, they'll either respond with a "fuck you all" or give like, excruciating details that will scar them for life. and they'll be texting while they're lying naked in bed together, tangled in the sheets, and ry will be all giggly and saying "omg no don't TELL them that!" and grabbing for the phone and brendon will duck and just keep texting them dirty details. HEH.

<3

[tw-love.livejournal.com]

We haven't ever talked, but I'm gonna be at the FOB charlotte concert!

just throwing that out there. lol

[lolab.livejournal.com]

well BAH, i'm going to be at the atlanta one. :/ LOL. but have fun!

[takkatakkatakka.livejournal.com]

your MOM tops.
If we want to take the whole immature&faily!Rydon thing to a new level.

I mean what, you hardly know me and I think I just added you on twitter [ohenjay.] Sorry for being a slave to the internet, man. :)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

dude. dude. that is AWESOME. and brendon would totally text that and then ryan would be all whiny, remembering the ryan/spencer's mom fic that attacked them during the badfic wars. HA. <3

yay twitter!

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

i kind of WANT to write porn. but my fic so far doesn't HAVE porn, because i lose. hmm.

oh, btw. emailed you. and sort of ranted about said no porn. lol sorry in advance. *facepalm*

[lolab.livejournal.com]

ASLEKRJAOIF. NEED PORN.

will check email later. <3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

so i'm supposed to be working rn, but i'm not, so fuck that shit. lol.

you know, other people find their own porn, like regular folks. i think you need to be weaned off porn written especially for you, manbitch. XP

in other news; my godmother's last name is Crawford. and she has the same first name as me. RANDOM AWESOME.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

SHH. I WILL NOT BE WEANED. I TAKE WHAT I CAN GET AS LONG AS I CAN GET IT. :P

hey, gimme rilonx.

oh ian. <3333333333

[ivesia19.livejournal.com]

EPIC CONCERTS!
*is so excited*
Okay, quick study break - better go finish this stupid thing called college....

[lolab.livejournal.com]

CONCERTS > COLLEGE.

\o/

[noahatthedisco.livejournal.com]

I wrote you porn!
I just need to go back to writing my own actual fic or I'd offer to do prompt porn.

(when i do actually finish this 15 chapter monstrosity, you can have porn then. There's a section in my notes label "riding sex for Colin". so be happy knowing that it will come eventually. hehehehe... anyway)

=D

[lolab.livejournal.com]

<333! you have written so many of my porn requests; you don't have to do more. you're awesome. :D

[drunknballerina.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I laughed so hard at the jon walker text, I had to try way hard to keep quiet because I’m at.. school. It’s still weird to call this school, but anyway! Thanks for the joy that brought me. I’ve not read the chapter yet and I don’t know when I’ll have time, but um. So. Sex? I iz excited :D!!

Also? I’m really fond of the line that was a lot of sex, and there's a lot more coming. That makes it sound like it’s vomit or whatever, lolll. and. yeah.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:D hope you enjoy it when you get around to it.

oh god. not vomit at all. HAHAHAH.

[the-randomist.livejournal.com]

I want to write porn, but I have less than 3 hours to finish my essay on cussing. >.<
something amusing I came across in my research:

What's the worst thing you can say to anybody? "Fuck you, Mister." It's really weird, because, if I really wanted to hurt you, I should say "Unfuck you, Mister." Because "Fuck you" is really nice! "Hello, Ma, it's me. Yeah, I just got back. Aw, fuck you, Ma! Sure, I mean it. Is Pop there? Aw, fuck you, Pop!"

*falls over giggling, then frowns at unwritten essay*

BUT LOLOL @ "YOUR MOM TOPS"
EEEEEEE. \o/

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL!! that's pretty epic.

HIS MOM TOTES TOPS.

[panicobracademy.livejournal.com]

yay jon and spence
:D


and um. your porn wins. over all porn. ever. always.
got it?

and DUDE COLIN/WILLIAM?? WANT. SEE HOW EPIC YOU ARE? YOU HAVE PORN WRITTEN ABOUT YOU.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

\o/!

aww, thanks bb.

ahaha, it hasn't been written yet. but i wouldn't mind hooking up with bilvy. <3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

didn't I rec you that? b/c that's probably about my favourite fic ever.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

you did. <3 thank you

[selectivelyurie.livejournal.com]

*goes with you both in spirit* i'm so excited for you, bbs! :)

alas, i have no porn for you, but i do have A BECKETT!!! omg, colin, i saw them last night in dallas and they were so amazing! and then i met him (and sisky and tomrad. TOMRAD!!) after the show and he had just gotten out of the shower and he smelled so nice and beckett-y and i sound like a creep but you cannot go on living your life without knowing what william smells like right after a shower D: /creepy

i should be starting porn within the next few days, hopefully. it's going to be exciting, especially since ryan will be wearing handcuffs and spencer and jon will be observing XD

hope you had a good day today, bb!
<333

[lolab.livejournal.com]

oh, god, that picture was the only thing to make me smile all day. thank you. i actually said "eee" at my computer.

you're unbelievably lucky. i kind of hate you. but not really, because, handcuffs, and voyeurism. you're forgiven.

<3

[siubhlach.livejournal.com]

i wrote you lots of sex, now write me some.

Well, I wrote lots of sex (which is currently over at my journal). It wasn't specifically for you, but you can pretend it was if you like? :)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

KAY.

<3

[ajesterofsorts.livejournal.com]

After all you've written for us, I've really been tempted to try my own hand at it.
But I fail, and haven't attempted porn of any kind in about half a year.
So, I'll practice and write something to make up for it later. Much later.


And, you know what? I'm pathetic in more ways than one.
It's been about a month since I've started following you on here and all, but I still haven't worked up the nerve to email you or anything, despite how much I want to get to know you.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

DO IIIIIIIIT. PORN ALWAYS AND FOREVER.

that's not pathetic. email me whenever you want. :) i'm not very interesting though.

[kayxluvsxcoffee.livejournal.com]

I'd love to go see teh Cabbies. That would be like... the best. Sadly, unless I come up with some brilliant cover story for flying to Atlanta and money for tickets and a flight from Cali appears magically, that's not gonna happen :(

Porn... maybe. I've been thinking about writing (ok, I lie, I've started) a sequel to my Walkie. Mainly b/c I need to stop being a porn chicken, and also b/c there's stuff I can still do with the theme, story, message, etc.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

yeah... :/ is okay. at least i get to go with someone from LJ, which is awesome.

yay walkie!

[piper47.livejournal.com]

You still owe me Shannon/William... but I guess if I have to I could write you some more Brendon/Colin... maybe if you ask nicely. ;)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

i totally do. i'm awful at writing shit for people. but, someday.

i'd still prefer brendon/anyone else, but hey, it's all good. :D

[o-nyx-o.livejournal.com]

I am stalkingfollowing you on Twitter, btw. >.>

Anywhoo...I haven't written anything finished in over two years. I'm pretty good at making fluffy drabbles though. I tried making porn and writing the c-word makes me giggle like a little girl. >.<

[lolab.livejournal.com]

haha, that's cool. <3

LOL COCK!