my body is an orphanage, we take everyone in.

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go read 'Cause None of Us Were Angels by atomichatred82. awesome. that's sort of the kind of realboy porn i wish i could write, for those who have been all "WHY DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR PORN?!"

exciting news: ivesia19 is going with me to see the cabbies on 4/18 AND fall out boy in atlanta the week after! \o/ EPIC. i so rarely meet LJ peeps IRL. anyone else going? we can form a coalition. or something.

random thanks to sophie for putting up with my emo. i love you.

i haven't written any of chapter 7. just a heads-up. i think i need a few days off. that was a lot of sex, and there's a lot more coming. lol. but you can has this, which will appear:

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so who tops? spence adn i have a bet going. pls respond. love jon

i love how shameless he is. haven't decided the boys' response (if any). hey, i want some porn. get on that, internet. even if it's colin/william. (see twitter.) i wrote you lots of sex, now write me some. i know at least half a dozen of you who are in the midst of writing me some and always put it off. don't make me start naming names. :P

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[lolab.livejournal.com]

(you realize this is rapidly descending into gsf. \o/!!!!!!!!)

ross is v curious to know who jon was betting on topping. also he does not want me to tell you that he soudsn like a fucking porn star when he comes. its crazy hot. also he says if you are unfazed then clearly you dont mind that he use to jerkoff in ur bed when he slept over. xox

[alphabetatoast.livejournal.com]

(Don't you dare tempt me. :P)

bahaha. Jon thinks ross is a pussy and wouldn't bottom for anything. So that's what the noises were? They were crazy hot. ross also wouldn't want me to tell you i heard him moan your name whilst doing it. Spence xoxox

[lolab.livejournal.com]

(DON'T FIGHT IT. YOU WILL LOSE.)

ryan would like to inform mr. walker that he is hereby removed from the band. xoxo 8===D

(look at some of the comments here. the best is "your MOM tops" and then spencer replies "only with ryan." BAHAHAHA.)

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LOL@ only with Ryan. *sings Fountains of Wayne*
(I can NEVER hear that song in the same way thanks to you Colin!)

Jon would like to remind Ross that acting aggressively in response is only a confirmation of his suspicions.:P
Spencer would like to concur and remind Ryan of the time he cried like a little girl after Spence stole his Backstreet boys CD. Ergo, he is a pussy. :P xoxo

WTF? Am I signing off as Gossip Girl or something?
GOD you should totally do that! Have Bden end the texting convo with "XOXO you know you love me. :P)

OK, a serious one now: Bden should totally say to Jon that Ryan sometimes makes sex faces on stage. \0/\0/\0/

[lolab.livejournal.com]

BAHAHHAAHA.

but wouldn't jon KNOW that ryan makes sex faces, seeing as he's on stage with him? lol.

ok i gotta get back to work :(

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But he wouldn't know they were Ryan's sex faces, since he hasn't had sex with him. :P
Only Bden would know... and would crack up whenever he sees Ryan biting his lip like that whilst playing guitar...