teaser: kink #6

[behindthec]

It was easier than he thought, walking into the mall in the middle of Redneck Smalltown, USA, bullshitting all the sales clerks' stupid questions (Oh, she's about my size).  It got messier when he realized he was going to have to leave with a bright pink bag recognizable the world round, that he was a ten minute walk from the venue, and there were no cabs in sight.

 

So he did what any self-respecting man secure in his masculinity would do: slipped into the mall bathroom, stripped, shimmied into the top and panties, put his clothes back on, tossed the bag in the trash and ignored his hard-on the whole walk home.

Comments

[lolab.livejournal.com]

what?! he's experimenting with women's underthings. don't judge him! XD

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

not judging, just...what?! lol.

i seriously cannot even think of a coherent comment to that. i think i just have to read the whole kink first...

....yeah.... :D

AWWWW MAN. GROSS, DUDE!! my cat just fucking puked all over my goddamn floor. *groans*

ack.

what a day, i swear to god...*cries*

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

i don't know you but i hug you for your bad day anyway.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

thanks. *huggles*

dude, weird. i just commented on your comment, too. :O

<3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

ahah awesome.
<3

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL! well i hope it's a good incoherence. they're not my favourite pairing but it's a fun vignette and definitely my favourite kink of all time. XD

AWWW BB!!!! gross! i'm so sorry! :( HUGS.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

note how we posted that at the exact same time. freeeeaaakkkyyyyy. :D

i'm not gonna say anything until i read it. :P

EWWWW OMGGGGGGGGG. NOW MY OTHER CAT JUST ATE IT!!! eeeewwwwwwww. omg. omg. omg. ew.

i'm so grossed out right now i can't even think straight.

i live with disturbing freak cats. i want pete, instead.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

btw, it's always good incoherence when its something you write, bby. ;)