teaser: kink #6

[behindthec]

It was easier than he thought, walking into the mall in the middle of Redneck Smalltown, USA, bullshitting all the sales clerks' stupid questions (Oh, she's about my size).  It got messier when he realized he was going to have to leave with a bright pink bag recognizable the world round, that he was a ten minute walk from the venue, and there were no cabs in sight.

 

So he did what any self-respecting man secure in his masculinity would do: slipped into the mall bathroom, stripped, shimmied into the top and panties, put his clothes back on, tossed the bag in the trash and ignored his hard-on the whole walk home.

Comments

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

wait....what?!

:O

what?!

[lolab.livejournal.com]

what?! he's experimenting with women's underthings. don't judge him! XD

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

not judging, just...what?! lol.

i seriously cannot even think of a coherent comment to that. i think i just have to read the whole kink first...

....yeah.... :D

AWWWW MAN. GROSS, DUDE!! my cat just fucking puked all over my goddamn floor. *groans*

ack.

what a day, i swear to god...*cries*

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

dude.
what?
...
dude.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

omg see above reply. LOL. what is so confusing about this?! did i miss something? cross-dressing, my favourite kink ever, ftw??

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

no, just. just. dude.
please tell me those panties are pink. srsly.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

COLIN CAN YOU PUT BILL BECKETT IN PANTIES PLZ?

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

I SECOND THAT PLZ! <3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

I THIRD IT EVEN THOUGH I SAID IF FIRST ALSO.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

I AM SO CONFUSED! I've, like, lost track of where i've commented and where i'm s'posed to comment and...what? lol.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

HAI I'M HERE :D
billbeckettinpantiesandgabeinpurpleones^_^

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

HAI ILY! :D

omgiamsoturnedonican'teventhinkofanythingelsetosay

[lolab.livejournal.com]

look, there's a kink 9 teaser lurking in the comments. ;) hurry and read so i can delete it.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

colin....

ily. <3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

i reads it bb. IFLY.
i need to go watch the tai tv with bill's sex face now. brb.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

HE WANTS HIM TO FUCK HIS MOUTH!!!! *gasp*

sorry i just re-read it again, because i was too hyper before to comprehend it.

that was so hotttttt.

[the-randomist.livejournal.com]

You suck. Now I have a hard-on. Girl!boner. Whatever.
Point is, I need new panties, which means I have to do laundry. It's all your fault.

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[lolab.livejournal.com]

XD

[the-randomist.livejournal.com]

:P

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[gigasbolt.livejournal.com]

Girl panties are so much nicer than boxers.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

XD i agree. hey, wanna hang out saturday night?

[gigasbolt.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. <3

[reinvent.livejournal.com]

so i've been reading your plane wreck fic and i check back here from time to time. whatever.
when i saw brendon's latest question generator from Kerrang i thought of this entry... :[

what would you do if you were a girl for a day?
"I would borrow Daddy's credit card, go out on a big shopping spree and treat myself. I'd go crazy and buy lots of Victoria's Secret lingerie and run home to admire myself in the mirror until I turned back into a guy."

[lolab.livejournal.com]

DUDE I JUST SAW THAT INTERVIEW AND I WAS FLAILING AT SOPHIE B/C THAT QUOTE BASICALLY SUMMARIZES KINK #6. XD

[reinvent.livejournal.com]

hahaha i love it. he's seriously too ridiculous sometimes.