seriously, he's not even patrick anymore, he's just "squeeeeeeeepatrick." evidence of this logic:
no, i'm not cutting that, it's 100x100, y'all can suck it.
lolz, ben. ur liek 3 ft taller than everyone, also, georgie, HAI WHEN DID U BECOME LIEK AN ACTUAL PERSON YOU ONCE-TINY TINY TINY LITTLE THING WHO DIDN'T KNOW WHAT AN iPOD WAS. GAH. PS#*$&)S(*US#)(*.
she used to make me want to have kids. it's kind of amazing. but i'd have to have british kids, so keri and i would have to like, fake british accents 24/7 until our child passed the age of language acquisition.
language acquisition, baby. YEAH i was an english major. sexy, isn't it. [fail.]
so i was gonna be all about the caspian/peter slash and then someone in my
clan suggested caspian/beckett, and all i could think of was bill riding
him around on a white horse in flowing regal robes, and it kind of
gave me a massive fucking hard-on did funny things to my insides.
the clan, ah. we're like 3/4 of the way done with
13 degree fever. i'm probably gonna be working on my brendon/alex (suarie, squee!) while sitting in line tonight at the theater (YAYYYYYYYYYY NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!keymash), b/c wtf else are we going to do? i don't think keri would tolerate very well if i were to spend two hours discussing the infinite possibilities of inserting a very gay beckett into the narniaverse.
brought my cross-dressing gear for the event, huzzah! damn full-time adult jobs; never get to do it much anymore. it's amazing how an ace bandage and some strategically placed balled-up socks can send 13-year-old girls asking if they can hug me or touch my hair. it's kind of pathetic actually. b/c i'm not even hot, i'm just... thin and emo-looking. not that i can condemn. thin and emo is pretty much all it takes for me too.
OH, so, today i got called "the master of gay porn writing". i still prefer kendra's designation of "god of skinny gay boys and their hips", but this one's def going on a t-shirt too.
there are several textified t-shirts i want to make. let me show you them. (this is almost, ALMOST, as cool as my portapotty obsession.)
- save a broomstick, ride a quidditch player.
- i'm horny but overcompensate with handjobs and slash slash slash pornography.
- oh so evil.
also into cats.
- watch out or you'll end up in my next SLASH FIC.
and of course a clan shirt, "The Clandestine Collective: Porn Is What We Aim For." which i am srsly considering wearing to warped. or possibly the ciwwaf show. only. yikes. HAHA, b/c, ciwwaf ref, and, odear, maybe not so much. haHA.
british clan sister sophie (
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minus_four) is writing me rockett of the most delicious sort, and i love her so deeply for it. why, why do more people not write rockett. WHY. i mean it's ryan. AND william. TOGETHER. all those long lanky limbs and tiny little bodies and UNF INCREDIBLE PRETTINESS. ily sophie.
speaking of ryanross, i should really share the photo that's been making me drool all over my keyboard for the past two weeks despite the lolz-bringing caption. and you'll wanna back up if you've already opened the cuts, b/c the cuttag for this pretty much expresses everything important i wish to say about this photograph.
UNNNGGGGHHHHHH. so innocent and so OKAY I'LL STOP, JESUS.
/perv.
in other news, i've indulged becca with some hardcore walkie (brendon/jon, occasionally also known as bwalk) porn, of which i am rather proud, actually, if for no other reason than the fact that i've discovered i really really like cockyexperienced!bden and SHE really likes "jon's first time with a boy(tm)", the inside joke of, well, last week. i'm pretty sure this week it was Jon's Jacket of Heterosexuality(tm).
yesterday we also created the greatest inside joke in the history of the
world. perhaps it shall be shared at some point. i'll just leave you all with
IWKUN!!!!!!! and only she will get it, but that's enough.
i've had intense cravings for those like 700-calorie bags of M&Ms lately. and i have indulged said cravings. something tells me (namely the way my pants are fitting right now) that i should probably stop doing this.
i wonder why this happens and then i'm like O YEAH IM ACTUALLY A CHICK OK and it's PMSing i know.
why am i LJing? this is so not like me.
i need to post that IHOP soon. THNKS FR TH PR0N GUISE. :D (someone also offered MORE porn in exchange for PATD PIANO CHORDS, and i was just like, GUH, ILY BB. that either says something good for my piano skillz, or something not so good for my fic skillz. :P but yeah. i am so totally up for this too. or any song from any band in the decaydance/mcr/rocketsummer-esque genre. i know some of them, and i'm willing to pick out the others. you don't even have to write me porn, man. MUZIKFEST FTW, Y/Y??)
HAPPY FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY kthx
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