teaser: kink #6

[behindthec]

It was easier than he thought, walking into the mall in the middle of Redneck Smalltown, USA, bullshitting all the sales clerks' stupid questions (Oh, she's about my size).  It got messier when he realized he was going to have to leave with a bright pink bag recognizable the world round, that he was a ten minute walk from the venue, and there were no cabs in sight.

 

So he did what any self-respecting man secure in his masculinity would do: slipped into the mall bathroom, stripped, shimmied into the top and panties, put his clothes back on, tossed the bag in the trash and ignored his hard-on the whole walk home.

Comments

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:D if you're my fangirls, write me some fic. GO!

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

i can't right now - i've actually gotta go and get my school shit together because i'm still a child who has to go to school. bah.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

asdjkfoawuefoasjef

okay. TOMORROW?

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

yes Colin, I'll do it tomorrow <3

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:D ily.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

^_^ I know. I am made of awesome and win.