teaser: kink #6

[behindthec]

It was easier than he thought, walking into the mall in the middle of Redneck Smalltown, USA, bullshitting all the sales clerks' stupid questions (Oh, she's about my size).  It got messier when he realized he was going to have to leave with a bright pink bag recognizable the world round, that he was a ten minute walk from the venue, and there were no cabs in sight.

 

So he did what any self-respecting man secure in his masculinity would do: slipped into the mall bathroom, stripped, shimmied into the top and panties, put his clothes back on, tossed the bag in the trash and ignored his hard-on the whole walk home.

Comments

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

wait....what?!

:O

what?!

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

dude.
what?
...
dude.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

what?! he's experimenting with women's underthings. don't judge him! XD

[lolab.livejournal.com]

omg see above reply. LOL. what is so confusing about this?! did i miss something? cross-dressing, my favourite kink ever, ftw??

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

no, just. just. dude.
please tell me those panties are pink. srsly.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

no. but they are pretty. ;)

someday when spencer cross-dresses, they will be pink. fear not.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

not judging, just...what?! lol.

i seriously cannot even think of a coherent comment to that. i think i just have to read the whole kink first...

....yeah.... :D

AWWWW MAN. GROSS, DUDE!! my cat just fucking puked all over my goddamn floor. *groans*

ack.

what a day, i swear to god...*cries*

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

they better damn be :P

oh god, Spencer in pink panties. Don't. srsly. xD

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

i don't know you but i hug you for your bad day anyway.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

YES SPENCER IN PINK FTW!!!!!

/lurking..

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL! well i hope it's a good incoherence. they're not my favourite pairing but it's a fun vignette and definitely my favourite kink of all time. XD

AWWW BB!!!! gross! i'm so sorry! :( HUGS.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

thanks. *huggles*

dude, weird. i just commented on your comment, too. :O

<3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

ahah awesome.
<3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

SPENCER IN PINK!!! <3<3<3
that is ridiculous amounts of sexy right there.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

note how we posted that at the exact same time. freeeeaaakkkyyyyy. :D

i'm not gonna say anything until i read it. :P

EWWWW OMGGGGGGGGG. NOW MY OTHER CAT JUST ATE IT!!! eeeewwwwwwww. omg. omg. omg. ew.

i'm so grossed out right now i can't even think straight.

i live with disturbing freak cats. i want pete, instead.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

totally.

omg.

like.

fuck.

lol. <3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

mmm i know.
there better be an order of Jon Walker with that Spencer-in-panties.
/dorkiness.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.

but jon walker can't cross dress. jon walker is too manly to cross dress. jon walker is the man of all men.

'nuff said. lol.

you is not a dork, i tots agree. :D

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

dude, i know. seriously. It's just...crazy how much I want to see Spencer Smith in pink panties. He better get rid of that 'stache though. It sucks ass.

IDON'TCARE IF JON WALKER IS THE MAN OF ALL MEN, HE IS A SEXY ONE. He's my favourite panic man. well, he's the only panic man, the rest are all boygirls.

:D

OH MY GOD.
I just thought of something.
Bill Beckett (and Bill Beckett's hips) in panties.
oh jesus.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

COLIN CAN YOU PUT BILL BECKETT IN PANTIES PLZ?

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

btw, it's always good incoherence when its something you write, bby. ;)

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

HIS PORNO 'STACHE? YES, PLZ. I LOVE HIM, BUT NO.

hahahaha he is the only real man in the group. and he wears mandals. seriously? where does that put the rest of them? lol.

OKAY WAY TO MAKE ME ORGASM JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT. :O

*shivers*

lol where'd colin go?

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

I SECOND THAT PLZ! <3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

OH DUDE I KNOW. It's like...why is he even trying to be a man? he's a pretty girl, and pretty girls don't have mustaches. gah.

mmm i love jwalk's mandals.

I TRY BB, I TRY. it's not my fault you're easy for bill beckett in panties. I can just imagine, like. bill, in his panties, sauntering up to Gabe and Gabe sees the strip of pink above his jeans and he's like 'oshit. gotta go ravish bill now.' :D

idk...he's writing kinks maybe?

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

I THIRD IT EVEN THOUGH I SAID IF FIRST ALSO.