teaser: kink #6

[behindthec]

It was easier than he thought, walking into the mall in the middle of Redneck Smalltown, USA, bullshitting all the sales clerks' stupid questions (Oh, she's about my size).  It got messier when he realized he was going to have to leave with a bright pink bag recognizable the world round, that he was a ten minute walk from the venue, and there were no cabs in sight.

 

So he did what any self-respecting man secure in his masculinity would do: slipped into the mall bathroom, stripped, shimmied into the top and panties, put his clothes back on, tossed the bag in the trash and ignored his hard-on the whole walk home.

Comments

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

totally.

omg.

like.

fuck.

lol. <3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

mmm i know.
there better be an order of Jon Walker with that Spencer-in-panties.
/dorkiness.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.

but jon walker can't cross dress. jon walker is too manly to cross dress. jon walker is the man of all men.

'nuff said. lol.

you is not a dork, i tots agree. :D

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

dude, i know. seriously. It's just...crazy how much I want to see Spencer Smith in pink panties. He better get rid of that 'stache though. It sucks ass.

IDON'TCARE IF JON WALKER IS THE MAN OF ALL MEN, HE IS A SEXY ONE. He's my favourite panic man. well, he's the only panic man, the rest are all boygirls.

:D

OH MY GOD.
I just thought of something.
Bill Beckett (and Bill Beckett's hips) in panties.
oh jesus.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

HIS PORNO 'STACHE? YES, PLZ. I LOVE HIM, BUT NO.

hahahaha he is the only real man in the group. and he wears mandals. seriously? where does that put the rest of them? lol.

OKAY WAY TO MAKE ME ORGASM JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT. :O

*shivers*

lol where'd colin go?

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

OH DUDE I KNOW. It's like...why is he even trying to be a man? he's a pretty girl, and pretty girls don't have mustaches. gah.

mmm i love jwalk's mandals.

I TRY BB, I TRY. it's not my fault you're easy for bill beckett in panties. I can just imagine, like. bill, in his panties, sauntering up to Gabe and Gabe sees the strip of pink above his jeans and he's like 'oshit. gotta go ravish bill now.' :D

idk...he's writing kinks maybe?

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

its cuz spencer is in love with jon and jon was all "hey i gots an idea, ima grow facial hair!" and then spencer was all "me too!" because, case in point, he looooovveeeesss jon. :D

me too, bby. me too. :D

GUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH. are you TRYING to turn me into a pile of turned on mush? i think you is.

gabbeee. uhfjdifndfsdpnf. *licks*

probably.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

ahaha i thought that xD and he also started wearing black a lot and started wearing mandals because of Jon xD

IF I CAN DO IT, WHY NOT? i can see a lot of Gabe asking where he ~got the panties and just. guh. i wish i could properly convey what i'm thinking, because IT IS SO HOT.

mmmm Gabe. I love Gabe. He's sex defined.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

he got the panties from spencersmith, duh

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

oh my god. do not. I totally shipped smeckett (which is the most unfounded pairing ever) for like...six months. it was hot. their hips were made for each other.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. XD

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

i'm too turned on to comment, brb orgasming.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

colin has hurty fingers and is working on kink 10 (kink 9 is so hot, if i do say so myself. guh). ;) you guys carry on. :D

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

YOU IS! YOU IS WRITING KINKS! :D

sorry about your fingers. :( *kisses them better*

i bet you are amused by these comments...i would be. :D

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

oh we will.
i am having baaaaaad thoughts about Bilvy Beckett.
which is nothing new but still

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

i'm seriously like beyond turned on at this point.

i'm picturing bilvy in panties and gabe speaking spanish to him and spencer and jon and brendon cross dressing and...and...and...omg. brb dead.

i think you should write a fic about bily in panties and those hips djfisdipfndsif. mmmhmm *nods head*

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

ahahaha me? It'd be bad. for serious. but, however. i might have an idea. :D

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

what idea? PLZ TELL ME. :D

[lolab.livejournal.com]

ddue we've SEEN spencersmith in pink panties. the pool pic??????

we've seen beckett in pink panties, too! there is a pic somewhere, i have no idea where it is... he's bending over and you can totally see PINK SILKY PANTIES. god, where IS that pic????

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

i know i've seen it but i want YOU to do it!!!

because i totally have this idea where Gabe's all ~commanding and Bill's in just pink panties and...yeah. too young for this xD

[lolab.livejournal.com]

aksejpoifaw34ap3oi4ap34. fuck you now i want to write it.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

GO AND DO IT YOU CAN TOTALLY FORCE ME TO WRITE PORN FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS IF YOU DO.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

I WILL WILLINGLY READ EVERY PEICE OF PORN MENTIONED IN THESE COMMENTS. :D

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

haha i was joking, i write terrible porn.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

yeah, i've seem 'em. but its a different experience when you ~bring it to fic life.

I WANT THAT PIC, ENDOFSTORY.