teaser: kink #6

[behindthec]

It was easier than he thought, walking into the mall in the middle of Redneck Smalltown, USA, bullshitting all the sales clerks' stupid questions (Oh, she's about my size).  It got messier when he realized he was going to have to leave with a bright pink bag recognizable the world round, that he was a ten minute walk from the venue, and there were no cabs in sight.

 

So he did what any self-respecting man secure in his masculinity would do: slipped into the mall bathroom, stripped, shimmied into the top and panties, put his clothes back on, tossed the bag in the trash and ignored his hard-on the whole walk home.

Comments

[lolab.livejournal.com]

colin has hurty fingers and is working on kink 10 (kink 9 is so hot, if i do say so myself. guh). ;) you guys carry on. :D

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

YOU IS! YOU IS WRITING KINKS! :D

sorry about your fingers. :( *kisses them better*

i bet you are amused by these comments...i would be. :D

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

oh we will.
i am having baaaaaad thoughts about Bilvy Beckett.
which is nothing new but still

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

i'm seriously like beyond turned on at this point.

i'm picturing bilvy in panties and gabe speaking spanish to him and spencer and jon and brendon cross dressing and...and...and...omg. brb dead.

i think you should write a fic about bily in panties and those hips djfisdipfndsif. mmmhmm *nods head*

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

ahahaha me? It'd be bad. for serious. but, however. i might have an idea. :D

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

what idea? PLZ TELL ME. :D

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

DUDE IDEK YET. But Gabe is watching Bilvy dancing (he's drunk) and Gabe is thinking about Bill, and then his hips, and then his hips in panties and then he's all like...flashback-y and he gets all hot and bothered and like...he and bill have sexy times in some really obvious place.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

O_O

like....so, okay. i'm in a trance right now? kinda? like, all i'm seeing is bilvy's hips. and its really distracting. and gabe all hot and bothered, fuck.

they should have sexytimes in a dressing room of a lingerie store

:P

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

ugh. bill!hip trances. those are gooooood.

THEY SHOULD OMG.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

:D

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

I just made this;


moar funny pictures

ehehe.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE YOU ENDLESS AMOUNTS!!!

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

eheheh yayyyyy! ily2 bb <3<3

[lolab.livejournal.com]

AAAAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAH ROTLFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE THEM AND I LOVE GABILLIAM SEX IN LINGERIE STORES THE END

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

:D I am on a freaking ROLL tonight ^_^

tomorrow when i'm bored &at school, i'm gonna be thinking about Gabilliam sex.