teaser: kink #6

[behindthec]

It was easier than he thought, walking into the mall in the middle of Redneck Smalltown, USA, bullshitting all the sales clerks' stupid questions (Oh, she's about my size).  It got messier when he realized he was going to have to leave with a bright pink bag recognizable the world round, that he was a ten minute walk from the venue, and there were no cabs in sight.

 

So he did what any self-respecting man secure in his masculinity would do: slipped into the mall bathroom, stripped, shimmied into the top and panties, put his clothes back on, tossed the bag in the trash and ignored his hard-on the whole walk home.

Comments

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

wait....what?!

:O

what?!

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

dude.
what?
...
dude.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

COLIN CAN YOU PUT BILL BECKETT IN PANTIES PLZ?

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

I AM SO CONFUSED! I've, like, lost track of where i've commented and where i'm s'posed to comment and...what? lol.

[the-randomist.livejournal.com]

You suck. Now I have a hard-on. Girl!boner. Whatever.
Point is, I need new panties, which means I have to do laundry. It's all your fault.

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[gigasbolt.livejournal.com]

Girl panties are so much nicer than boxers.

[reinvent.livejournal.com]

so i've been reading your plane wreck fic and i check back here from time to time. whatever.
when i saw brendon's latest question generator from Kerrang i thought of this entry... :[

what would you do if you were a girl for a day?
"I would borrow Daddy's credit card, go out on a big shopping spree and treat myself. I'd go crazy and buy lots of Victoria's Secret lingerie and run home to admire myself in the mirror until I turned back into a guy."