teaser: kink #6

[behindthec]

It was easier than he thought, walking into the mall in the middle of Redneck Smalltown, USA, bullshitting all the sales clerks' stupid questions (Oh, she's about my size).  It got messier when he realized he was going to have to leave with a bright pink bag recognizable the world round, that he was a ten minute walk from the venue, and there were no cabs in sight.

 

So he did what any self-respecting man secure in his masculinity would do: slipped into the mall bathroom, stripped, shimmied into the top and panties, put his clothes back on, tossed the bag in the trash and ignored his hard-on the whole walk home.

Comments

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

aha and tomrad and jwalk used to be all ~awkward BFFs and they had nervousfirsttime!sex and figured everything out there, and just.
I AM NOT KIDDING BUT THIS ROOM IS SOSOSO TOO HOT NOW.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

JONRAD FUMBLING FIRST-TIME BFF SEX? write that. write that NOW.

btw, i don't TRICK you into writing porn, i say WRITE PORN and you say okay. :PPPPPPP

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

I ACTUALLY WANT TO WRITE THAT. I TOTALLY WILL.

...maybe. it's not my fault - you own my soul, remember!?

[lolab.livejournal.com]

GOOD. I NEED IT NOW, SO BADLY.

true. <333

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

haha, i'll do it.
for the moment;


moar funny pictures

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

you guys = <3

but somebody please right that jonrad fic, plz? i would but i'd fail horribly.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

:D <3

dude, i'm gonna do it.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

YESSSSSSSSS. :D

*is super excited*

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

^_^

[lolab.livejournal.com]

brendon just said "yay" in kink 10 (to bilvy). i don't even KNOW, but god it's so CUTE.



He grins wide when the laughter subsides. "Knock yourself out, puppy."

"Yay," Brendon remarks softly with a smile, climbing up to crawl into Bill's lap, proper this time, one leg on each side as he leans in, cupping Bill's face in his hand as their lips meet, easy and soft, just what he needs.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

Colin. colincolincolincolincolincolincolin.
YOU ARE MY HERO.

i have this brendon/billiam thing i started aaages ago, and...i totally plan on finishing it at some point. Brendon has a crush on confident!Bilvy and i'll admit...i started it when I wrote nothing but Beckett/Spencer. but it was gonna be EPIC.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

I HAVE SUCH A CRUSH ON THE BRENDON/BILVY PAIRING, THE END.

also...you spoil us so good, colin. <3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

HE DOES, DOES HE NOT? we're totally Colin fangirls. Which I was already pretty obvious about, but you! <3

we've got nearly 100 comments between the three of us on here now. <3

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:D if you're my fangirls, write me some fic. GO!

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

i can't right now - i've actually gotta go and get my school shit together because i'm still a child who has to go to school. bah.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

asdjkfoawuefoasjef

okay. TOMORROW?

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

yes Colin, I'll do it tomorrow <3

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:D ily.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

^_^ I know. I am made of awesome and win.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

DO IT. WANT. URECKETT (WEHAULIT) IS MY SEKRIT OTP.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

hahaha. i will, eventually, lemme do your awkward!BFF!jonrad first.

jonny just asked me why I was laughing and i just go 'oh...just Colin being a n00b.'
what? i couldn't really say that i'm laughing about the fact that URECKETT SOUNDS LIKE A REPO COMPANY.