teaser: kink #6

[behindthec]

It was easier than he thought, walking into the mall in the middle of Redneck Smalltown, USA, bullshitting all the sales clerks' stupid questions (Oh, she's about my size).  It got messier when he realized he was going to have to leave with a bright pink bag recognizable the world round, that he was a ten minute walk from the venue, and there were no cabs in sight.

 

So he did what any self-respecting man secure in his masculinity would do: slipped into the mall bathroom, stripped, shimmied into the top and panties, put his clothes back on, tossed the bag in the trash and ignored his hard-on the whole walk home.

Comments

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

HE IS EVIL EVILNESS.

mm he is. but he writes us good porn so who are we to complain?

ILY2 COLIN. WE LOVE YOU COLIN <3<3

i ammmm. ide remember what my first idea was, i think it was something really stupid. but now at least it's stupid and RELEVANT XD

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

you make a valid point. colin porn = <3 its the best porn out there.

WE DO <3

i feel really creepy now hahhaa....like, talking about colin and then saying we love him when he's not even really here. just off writin' kinks. lol.

i don't really remember either, but just sent you an idea of an obvious place for them to make sexytime lol.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

i get comment notifications, dingbat, so i totally read all these. XDDDDDD

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

i is no dingbat, i knew that...

gosh. :(

jk ily

i'm gonna send brendon to make poutyfaces at you for the rest of the day. :P