teaser: kink #6

[behindthec]

It was easier than he thought, walking into the mall in the middle of Redneck Smalltown, USA, bullshitting all the sales clerks' stupid questions (Oh, she's about my size).  It got messier when he realized he was going to have to leave with a bright pink bag recognizable the world round, that he was a ten minute walk from the venue, and there were no cabs in sight.

 

So he did what any self-respecting man secure in his masculinity would do: slipped into the mall bathroom, stripped, shimmied into the top and panties, put his clothes back on, tossed the bag in the trash and ignored his hard-on the whole walk home.

Comments

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

dude, i am just. right now. i'm gonna to go and like...go outside where it is beyong cold and like...calm down.
EVERYTHING IS TOO SEXY RIGHT NAO.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

seriously. i need a break from all this hotness, plus my fingers hurt, plus i have your porn fic to read, plus i feel bad that we are taking up all of colin's comment page with our random rambling.

<3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

haha kay. ohh your poor fingers *huggles*

nice talking to you about random hotness bb! <3

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

colins probably hurt worse. D:

*accepts huggles*

hahahahaha it was. i saw your friend request, too, so ima go friend you back. :D