true revenge.

Like what the hell is up with MySpace.  Fine, I'll post it here first, because I like it. :D

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Girls with unnaturally bulging bosoms reminiscent of oversized water balloons; half-naked men in their underwear getting frisky with a garden hose... we've all seen them.  The "true" ads (tm).  "Live, love, learn" and all that nonsense?  (Clearly, L Word inspiration is irrefutable.)  The only thing I have learned is that MySpace advertising takes far too many sexual liberties.  We are accosted when we sign in; we are accosted when we sign out.  There they are, right in our faces, making Internet surfing at work an embarrassing and unnerving experience.  Harumph.

 

Translation: ain’t nobody wanna see dat shit.

As such, Danielle presents a "true" parody, inspired by a Very Serious Conversation Indeed with the awesome (and super sexy) CorXy.

...Ready?

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I know; I’m awesome.

 

(Feel free to repost anywhere as long as you link to me. I know; because we all desperately want fake ads voluntarily on our profiles. (...))

Also, in shameless self-promotion, a couple people and I have conspired to initiate the EyeSpace revolution, in which all MySpace default profile photos will be the eye of the person in question. (Example: me.) Join us.

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