Colin

i just realized i posted two fics in a row with the word "dreams" in the title.  despite the fact that i really love both titles and they are both respectively fitting, i feel like such a loser.

and OH MY GOD, SORRY THERE WERE NO PWF PANTIES, JESUS.  just, they got lost in the crash, okay?  and washed up on shore after they left.  somewhere on the island, one of those oreo-monkeys is looking very, very pretty.

sigh.  i miss pwf.

it's interesting... like, i respect all of your opinions, those few who felt the need to explain why they chose the dnw option.  but like, it confuses me.  these boys have been wearing make-up and girls' clothing for years; why do undergarments squick you so?  discuss.  speaking of controversial discussions, i've talked with several people lately how much i/we hate genderswap.  again, i respect everyone's prefs, but damn, some things i just don't get.  lol.  i could write a whole post on why my opinion is what it is, so don't get me started unless you want me to. XD

i am very disappointed that more people did not choose artichokes.  don't you want to see brendon (or ryan) slooooowly peeling off the leaves one evening at dinner, dipping them in melted butter, sliding them between their lips to bite off the meat (AHEM), and then maybe a little droplet of butter would bead at their lip, and the other would obviously have to lean forward and lick it off...

you all fail. :P

the pete/ryan is done, motherfuckers!  editing today, posting... prolly tomorrow.  thursday is a good day to post.  people always complain when i post early in the week b/c they don't have time to read.  see how awesome and accommodating i am?  and you know what this means.  now i can start pccf.

here, have a prompt.  don't overlook brendon gawking in the background.  and spencer is clearly trying to ignore his own boner all of this.

all right. before i start pccf for real, i want to write a oneshot because i haven't in months. i know i can still do it! *makes confident little-engine-that-could noises* plus this is a way to give back to all of you who write me stuff all the time just because you love me. so prompt me. i don't care if you're a lurker, if you want to be anonymous, if we've never spoken, whatever. i don't ever do this, so here's your chance.

( yo' guidelines: let me show you them. )

sidenote: two screenshots from youtube comments; the first from my vid with keri from the other day, living proof of the human race's unceasing stupidity (they never responded after my last comment, fyi); the second is from alex's vid that ryan shared with us. there is nothing not awesome about this.

happy friday!

write them.

what came to mind was "untimely confession."  i pictured a wedding reception.  (those flashbacks from pwf when ry and bren were at the wedding, and they were interrupted by shane?  like that.)  but obv, anything.

still considering starting that comm for people who want real concrit, who want to improve their writing.  i'd probably start moving prompts over there.

p.s. thank you all, so much. every comment and email helped, it really did.  more than you know.  you guys are fantastic.  i'll respond to the emails eventually. <3

ETA: mostly for becca and ally, but, MY BOSS BEING A DORK.  and more!  (i'm only allowed to leave it up for 2 days, so go enjoy.)

i love those panic pics where there is so much going on in the pic and you just can't help but giggle.  i also love how jon is always so, so amused by the ryden.  (we all remember the "ryden dirty" incident, y?)

for instance (click to enlarge).  brendon and ryan are obviously the focus (ryan's face -- it's that look my cat gets when you're not sure if he's going to get bored and plop down and ignore you, or attack your face with fangs; i can almost see ryan's tail swishing cryptically), but spencer's got that "i'm going to ignore the ghey, like i do best") and jon's just all HEEEEEEE, LULZ, I KNOWS THINGS.



there, write something about that.  tide me over until i finish 18.  maybe it'll make me finish faster (haha, finish faster).

Title: I'm A Mascot For What You've Become [1/1]
Author: lolab 
Pairing: Gabe/William
Rating: PG
Words: ~670
Dedication: bunniesontoast.
Notes: No, I'm not doing holiday drabbles for my friends (I'd be here for years!), but Helen's stuck with me since my first Gabilliam even though I haven't written them since like, March, and I know how much she misses them, but she's been awesome and supportive of every fucking thing I've written all year, and I love her and love watching her develop as a writer. The end. So I said "I want to write you a Gabilliam drabble, prompt me."  This was her prompt. I rolled my eyes and complained it wasn't a prompt. Then I wrote this. Title from FOB.

( Voyeur much? )

since kink 7 is already up and not new to most of you, i leave you with an ~alternative present today (yes, ch 15 is well underway and will be posted after xmas).

( PWF ART BY YOURS TRULY. \o/ )

drawn lovingly in Paint yesterday for sophie, who started it all with this, which had me laughing so hard i almost fell out of my chair.  as you can see, i tried to give spencer hips.  really should not have done that.  ryan is most accurate, i feel, except for where i forgot to give him balls -- although, that could've been subconsciously intentional, ha HA.  the plane looks like a shark.  don't even know how the sun came into existence, but i'm pretty sure it's responsible for the wreck.

happy 7th day of christmas kinks, everyone!  your feedback has been awesome so far and i'm so happy you're enjoying it as much as i am.  ily, etc.

i'm also going to prompt you all again since my birthday's in a couple weeks i fell in love with this pic ever since becca showed it to me, and i want everyone in the universe to write fic based on it.  my newest LJ love, livinglifeloud, is already doing it.

( completely fucking gorgeous, tbh )

cabinfic?  holidaygetawayfic?  that interview where ryan talked about taking spence on a holiday to italy or something and this is what they rented?  ANYTHING.

go forth and produce slash, people.  happy holidays.