Pit Stop at IHOP (1/1) | Brendon/Ryan | PG-13

Title: Pit Stop at IHOP [1/1]
Author: lolab
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Accidental misuse of orange juice.  Defiling of one (1) lavender hoodie.
Disclaimer: Q: “What’s the most ridiculous thing you ever bought?”  Pete: “Ryan Ross.”  So yeah.  Pete’s.  Not mine.  Fictional as far as I know.
Summary: "Do you want me to stop flirting with you?"
Dedications: To Keri, for being drunk enough to support my IHOP craving.  To Becca (falling_words), for loving happy!Ryro more than porn, apparently.  To my Clan of epic win (go join; brilliance is soon on its way).  And for everyone who gave me porn to get this early, including girl_divided, noteto__self, jfalaz, and my LJ wife, conquer_minds.
Author’s Notes: I wrote this fluff in two hours after a midnight trip to IHOP with my wifey.  This was the one good thing that came from breaking my diet, and therefore I don’t regret my stuffed french toast or hash browns for one second.

Title inspired by CIWWAF.

( Ryan was in a good mood... )