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...Than Any Boy You’ll Ever Meet (1/1) | Brendon/Jon | NC-17

Title: ...Than Any Boy You’ll Ever Meet [1/1]
Author: lolab
Pairing: Brendon/Jon; some rather amusing Ryden refs.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Q: “What’s the most ridiculous thing you ever bought?”  Pete: “Ryan Ross.”  So yeah.  Pete’s.  Not mine.  Fictional as far as I know.
Warnings: BOYSECKZ!  CockyExperienced!Bden, (UNF, yes pls).  One (1) slightly disturbing reference to Winnie-the-Pooh.
Summary: “Are you hitting on me?”
Dedications: This is entirely for falling_words who begged for Walkie smut (and “Jon’s first time with a boy,” the most ridiculous inside joke ever); and for Jon’s Jacket of Heterosexuality™, which has rapidly become epic.  Also for bunniesontoast, for ryanrossphonesex and 3:25-3:35 of TAI TV episode 5 and for being awesome. :)
Author’s Notes: The prompt was to write what took place after the first video here (classiiiiiic!), so you kind of need to watch that first.


( “So, dudes included, huh?” )