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i think it was sophie who said it looks like he's watching ryan make out with someone else in a corner of the room. god. his face. it's heartbreaking. there is so much you could write around this picture. oh my god, go write.

my fingers hurt so i probably won't be able to respond to comments today (you know the drill; i'll read them and smile big), but i just HAVE to tell you about my ryden dream last night. right okay, so. brendon and ryan were pro hockey players. OBV. (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, BRAIN.) and they had all these teenie bopper girl fans coming to their ~~shows~~ games (keri was srsly dying when i was telling her this) b/c they're so pretty and all. they're like the playboys of hockey now, ok. so, oh, and also they're a couple, so they're like the cute little "america's sweethearts" gay couple of the sports world. (ROTFLMAOOOOO MY BRAAAAAAIN.) trust me, it was hella adorable watching them sign autographs (i was too shy/above-this-shit to ask for one), all smiley and post-~~show~~game sweaty. WELL, turns out i'm part of a hispanic family (CLEARLY, with my irish-pale skin and green eyes) living in the hotel that brendon and ryan are staying at while they're... on tour? whatever it's called when you play games away from home? right, so it also turns out my hotel room (apparently i get my own now...) has this huge window opening up to an indoor part of the hotel, like this lobby area (it's a really awesome hotel, okay, just go with it), AND, score, turns out the window across from mine on the other side of the lobby looks into ryan's room! and bden's too i guess, but i didn't see bden much. while i was ~~stalking~~ looking out my window, bden came in once, he and ryan were talking, they kissed, then bden left.

THEN, oh wait, right, i found this magical umbrella, okay, and it turns out it does anything i want, just by pointing it at something. i wondered if it worked with wishes too, so i held onto it and looked over at ryan's room and wished hard, and next thing i knew, ryan fucking ross, hockey star extraordinnaire, is in my room! he was a little confused as to how he got there, but he was quite friendly and i ended up sucking his dick for a nice long while. we may have had sex, but it's the monstercock in my mouth that's fresh in my mind.

needless to say, it is a happy day indeed.

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ouch. that was almost not worth my fingers. anyway. rywalk is almost done. i never heard back from the big bang peeps so, fuck it, i'm just gonna start posting when it's done. it's now in 4 parts, not 3; i'll probably post two a week. also, thanks again to those who texted me porn the other night while i was stuck in traffic (this is why you should follow my twitter :P);