"OH MY GOD, IT'S A FUCKING HARLEQUIN NOVEL."

[behindthec]

in which colin reads you porn, shows off his panties, and has a spontaneous performancegasm while absolutely butchering a cover of bill's a cappella number. 

 

srsly.  this is the most embarrassing thing i've ever put online.  go watch it and make it worth my while.  rywalk teaser included.

 

also while you're there, check out the new video of my boss "singing" (it's labeled, most inventively, "emily 'singing'.")  i think i'm going to have to start a weekly series of these.

 

if you want something actually arousing, go orgasm over beckett's hand porn rubik's cube solving.  holy jesus fuck.