if it doesn't include the phrase "quivering member," forget it.

[behindthec]

there is a possibility... that brendon and ryan get quite drunk and decide it would be a great idea to prank-call patrick from a private line and read him peterick porn over the phone. this may be largely brendon's idea, but ryan eagerly signs on after the second bottle of whatever.

there is also a possibility patrick may retaliate. (pete gets the ultimate revenge later, but it'll have nothing to do with fic and everything to do with queen.)

who wants to write me a paragraph or two of deliberately bad pete/patrick and/or spence/ryan porn in the comments? i have the feeling pccf!ryan would be absolutely mortified at the idea of spencer/ryan fic (it'd be like incest to him), and i have the feeling patrick would know this intuitively.

i'll pick my favourites, so go nuts!