wentzian style, i present to you...

[behindthec]

so i've already established that spencer smith and emily deschanel are like. twins. (keri called it, GO KERI.)  so here's THAT.

...yeah.

furthermore, along the lines of the shaant/statue of liberty resemblance (details in my facebook album "random awesome pics found online v4.0"), we also have...

yeah so. i was forced into watching grey's anatomy recently (disclaimer: keri was watching, and i wanted to snuggle), and came to this uncanny realisation. keri and i have a legendary habit of assigning animals or inanimate objects of resemblance to our favourite people. (brendon evolved from a pelican to a baby cow; ryan with current hair is a troll doll (yes, with current hair; it has to do with the way the hair makes his face look); william is a cat obv; alan rickman is a chinchilla; dustin hoffman is a radish; professor mcgonagall is a cartoon dragon, etc.). so this one started with my ranting about how unattractive i think patrick dempsey is and how i so do not get how women swoon over him (i know he's not my type anyway, but i still can't see it even objectively), and finally proclaiming "dude he looks like a tree!" and then quickly amended it to "OH MY GOD REMEMBER THE TREES IN THE WIZARD OF OZ?!?!!" and immediately she got it. b/c we are soulmaetz that way.


keri in line for PRINCE CASPIAN pso#*$upofji#o:$*u#$*.

this does not do her justice. she is very, very beautiful (and has the body of a 12-year-old boy who works out every day). for example.  ahem. drool. <3


BEN BARNES, aka caspian, younger and shorter-haired. never thought i'd say this about a boy, but i actually like him better with short hair. or maybe i just like him younger. i always like them younger. UNF.

this picture did so many funny/embarrassing things to my insides. i just. i can't even. UNF. i want to slash him with 15-year-old!ryro so hard right now.


jim, keri's stepdad, attempting to mount one of the swings in their backyard. i was pretty proud of this shot (no idea why it's so small).

these swings are epic.  i spend most of our visits on these swings.  they were in fact the inspiration for the little ryan/spencer oneshot that i'll be posting at some point.


the filename on this, "weirdthingsinoticeatwork," was key.



so last friday i gave my parents the second round of my "patd crash course."  my mother is kind of in love with pretty. odd. now that she's gotten over them "stealing" from the beatles.  here she is reading the lyrics to "mad as rabbits" and being thoroughly confused, as she should be, before an in-depth discussion about the meaning of "tried to save the calendar business" ensued.

(special sidenote: when i showed her a picture of oldschool ryan and his oldschool ryhawk to illustrate what i had TRIED to do with my hair, she said, "who is that?" and i said "that's ryan" and she said "ryan's a girl?" and i laughed really hard.  becca via text: "I HOPE YOU TOLD HER YES.")


and my dad, attempting to look up the expression "pas de cheval" in his french/english dictionary.



this was taken outside my apartment.  for some reason there are bales of pine needles strewn around everyone's front lawns right now.  special.  it felt very... rural.  again, no idea why it's so small.



this was particularly special.  not remotely new tan chevy tahoe with spinny wheels, not that a still photograph really does them justice.

still, nothing beats last year's find: a pimped-out 2000 beige (BEIGE!!!!!!!!) lexus sedan (!) with spinny wheels, black-tinted windows, and a very badly mismatched spoiler.  THAT'S RIGHT.  A SPOILER.


and here i am, at work, attempting a cuteface.  [FAIL.]  this was taken for becca.  i think i was trying to get her to write me something.  i can't think of anything else i would have been trying to get out of her.  begging each other for fic is pretty much our MO.  has been since like, 2002.  jesus.  (baby, seasons change but people don't...)

(and yes, as a matter of fact i AM wearing my panic shirt.  casual fridays are my raison d'etre.)


oh, and this is my favourite out of all of them.  i work for MDA and this is on the front page of the summer camp newsletter that just came to us.  on the ENTIRE PAGE, with LOADS OF TEXT, this is the ONLY THING I SAW.

tbh all i REALLY saw was males, 17 years of age, and FUN.  AHEM.

but really.  is anyone surprised.


that is all; thank you for joining us.

that being said, everyone in bandom needs to check out this entry (from my beloved becca and our insane minds) because.  just.  seriously.  you won't regret it, i swear.

in other news, i just might have a smutty walkie one-shot to post this weekend.

Comments

[roughupyourego.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness.

"And then Ryan finishes sucking the snake venom out of Brendon's leg, and Brendon goes I WANNA KISS YOU NAO. And Ryan goes HOLD ON, SUGAR, THAT MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA RIGHT THIS SECOND."

I seriously laughed until I cried at that.

"Gerard says I WANNA KISS U NAO, and MikeyWay blinks. Gerard says, 'I won't tell Mom if you don't.' And MikeyWays says, 'Oh. Right on.'"

And I think "and MikeyWay blinks" is my favorite part of this.

Epic beyond epic. Your win lights the torch of hope encompassed by my soul (I totally put that as a bullshit answer on and English test I just took.)

Oh, and I must agree that Patrick Dempsey looks eerily like one Shaant Hacickyan. But then again, doesn't everyone?

[lolab.livejournal.com]

hahaha, go copy/paste this comment on the entry, she'll love it. :D

i should mention that EVEN THOUGH THIS IS SUCH A JOKE, i actually got a bit of a hard-on when ryan called brendon "sugar." AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.

DUDE shaant is so much prettier than patrick dempsey. :PPPPP

[roughupyourego.livejournal.com]

done.

and holy shit.
me. fucking. too.
i totally made that my away message with a hyperlink simply because of "sugar."

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE, THAT IS SO EPIC. SPREAD THE IWKUN LOVE!!!!!!!!! OUR PLOT FOR IT TO TAKE OVER THE INTERNETZ IS WORKING!!!!!!!!!! :D