and boy did they have fun behind the sea

[behindthec]

...there is a distinct and ridiculous chance i may  be abandoning everything i'm working on (aside from my clan stuff, obv, which is GETTING CLOSE TO DONE AND READY TO BE SHOWN TO THE WORLD SOON :DDDDDD) to begin an utterly insane epic fic where panic's plane crashes on a deserted island.  it begins in chaos where ryan is unconscious and there is lots of blood and everyone's flipping out, and eventually descends to GSF, with plenty of lean tanned boys spearheading fish and climbing trees and getting injured by sharks and lots of angst and depression and frustration and possibly the world's supply of hurt/comfort.  this started out as a crackfic idea with becca (as all things generally do), but i've latched on and it's writing itself in my head and i cannot get rid of it no matter how hard i try, and at the risk of exposing my ego, i swear to god i could pull this off to the point that people will be whoring out porn for early chapters.

therefore.

thoughts, prompts, ideas, scenarios, things you'd like to see, incidents, pairings, plot concepts, information about living on a deserted island, random keymashing about jason siska for inspiration, anything?  a primitive, hostile tribe called the cobras, led by one gabe saporta?  (god, i'm joking.  i think.)  all welcome.  brainstorm with me.

i love you guys.

Comments

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

Here is my idea;
SMECKETT KINK. GABILLIAM KINK. ALL KINDS OF KINK IDC. (gorram, how am i so porn obsessed already? xD)
and i have a good idea for your porn. Spencer/Ryan/Beckett sound good? Maaaaaybe with Pete too? and yes, i'm aware that this is sounding ALOT LIKE GSF.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

OHOHOHOH AND JBIZ PLS. LOOOOOOOOTSA JBIZ.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL! but, but. i don't think william will be on this island, unless he is tribeleader!gabe's sex slave assistant. which is just redonk and no, no cobra tribe, as much as i want it. :D

BUT YES, SPENCER/RYAN/BECKETT, THROW PETE IN THERE, there can be like -- OOH!!! OOH!! so like, spence is in love with ryan but ryan doesn't know it, and ryan kind of has a fanboy crush on pete, so there can be angst too! and beckett is juch beckett, you can't go wrong with beckett.

DO IIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, porn whore :-P
LJVFNHEPQJWENVBK;WRGNE; BECKETT NOT ON ISLAND? WTF?!?!?!? THERE HAS TO BE BECKETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYTHING EVER HAS TO HAVE BECKETT!!!
*ahem* extreme fangirl moment there.

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

colin i'm going to write a mediaeval panic story, with KNIGHTS. CAN YOU IMAGINE. JON WITH A SWORD. AND A WAR HORSE. OH GOD.

-coughs-

more to the point, i may throttle you if you do not write this. i can totally imagine spencer and jon hopping through the woods now, with hand-made spears in their hands hunting for, eh, i don't know, swines or something? are swines even edible?

and please make the gsf flow well. (at a certain point the slavefic did make me cry, and that wasn't because of the tomrad death, nor because of the ~angst. i still love it to pieces, but. butbutbut.)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

JON WITH A SWORD AND A WAR HORSE? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? I LOVE YOU SO HARD. OH MY GOD.

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and jon and spence hopping, oh my god, i am laughing so hard. i... think swines will have to be edible. they're gonna get sick of coconuts really soon. you, my dear, are epic. want to help me write it? ;)

yeah, much as i loved slavefic, i did have some issues with it. i will try my best to make it flow.

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

ahaha it's all in my head but i have no plot ideas whatsoever :(

i want to see ryan and jon share a coconut. on the beach. please let there be lots of h/c? them getting hurt all the time? spencer ripping his leg open on an exceptionally large hedgehog and jon nursing him? COLIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.
ahaha, i wouldn't want to ruin your writing. i'll just be your personal hand-holder & cheerleader.

(I ACTUALLY FORBID YOU NOT TO ADD IN TOM CONRAD. EVEN THOUGH I'M KIND OF FIGHTING WITH HIM AS WE SPEAK, YOU HAVE TO ADD HIM.)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

oh GOD, BUT. BUT. THEY ARE ON THE ISLAND *ALONE*. does tom get shipwrecked later on the same island or something? but. then the GSF would include FIVE ppl and BB THAT'S JUST TOO MANY COCKS FOR ME TO FOCUS ON. :P

i swear i will write tomrad into another fic. i am such a jonrad shipper. oh god.

RYAN AND JON WILL MOST DEF SHARE A COCONUT, AND SPENCER WILL RIP OPEN HIS LEG ON A HEDGEHOG.

ruin my writing? are you kidding me? DO THIS WITH ME. don't make me do this ridiciulous thing on my own. we can be the next slavefic! only. without slaves! (unless the evil cobra tribe captured them all OMFG STOP ME NOW.)

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

but... they stranded with their plane, right. what if tomrad was ON THAT PLANE? WHAT IF HE WAS THE PILOT?

i can totally not wait for the spencerlegripping...!

I'M NOT KIDDING YOU. butbutbut. ohhh. let me be your right hand. i could come up with ridiculous plots and scenes and you could rant at me about this! and all. just don't let me write with you LOL.

the cobra tribe might possibly be the best thing ever.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!! TOMRAD FLIES PLANES???? AND WTF, then he would have to DIE, man!! everyone dies but them! oh fuck, did i not mention that? and that zack and shane were on the plane too, and that shane and brendon had been together for years, but of course shane knew The Truth, and right as the plane was going down he grabs bren and whispers, "tell ryan you love him. go on. do it." DID I NOT MENTION THAT??? AWOP3I4UAWP8374A09W38479 ANGST. *DIES*

are you sure you want to be my right hand? i do some dirty things with my right hand on a regular basis. ;) AHEM. fine, fine, ignore my begging for collaboration. but you are officially my planewreckfic whore now.

I KNOW RIGHT, BUT IT'S TOO RIDICULOUS, I CAN'T IMAGINE WRITING IT WITHOUT LMAOing THE WHOLE TIME. if you can help me figure out a way to do it in a non-crackfic way, i'm all ears.

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

in this fic he does! BUT NOT IF HE DIES. DEAD TOMRAD = FAIL.
OMG DEAD ZACK :( I MIGHT CRY.

ahahaha don't worry about that ;) & YAY. planewreckficwhore \o/ perfect job description.

WE WILL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. THIS IS TOO AMAZING TO NOT COME TRUE.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

OMG DUDE. i've been thinking. tom could survive with them, but be really really badly injured and ends up dying after a couple days. then brendon and jon will BOTH be heartbroken, and ryan's still unconscious for a few more days, and spence is just. idk. we'll think of a way to break him. or he can just be jon's Rock.

DUDE i had all these amazing images/scenes come to me while i was getting the mail. i will email you my notes soon. part of it involves jon and spence (b/c they are the strong ones, so they should disappear for awhile!) get kidnapped by the cannibalistic tribe and ryan and brendon (AHAHAHHA WTF FAIL) have to save them. also there will be ryan and brendon making sweet love under a waterfall, plenty of fighting, ryan being emo about having nothing to write on/with, brendon eventually digging the one salvagable guitar out of the plane wreckage, and caves and cliffs and sunsets and OH GOD, BB. I'M EXPLODING.

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

i don't know if i can handle an extra tom death.
...but angst is important, so i vote yes \o/

NOOO LET BRENDON MAKE A GUITAR OUT OF A TURTLE SHELL, APOLLO GOD OF THE SUN STYLE.

brendon and ryan saving ppl makes me LOL. and ryan having nothing to write onwith <333 THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUCKING AMAZING :| i might dream about this tonight and have my subconscious provide us with MOAR SCENES.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

BAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. OH MY GOD, BRENDON, TURTLE SHELL, GUITAR, I CAN'T BREATHE. OMG.

i think spence (or jon, or bren, or whoever i feel like shipping ry with at that moment ;) will eventually find the caves, which have special rocks that will enable him to write down lyrics on the walls of the caves. \o/

i need to make a special icon just for this damn fic. christ.

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO WRITE IT.

omg yes. make it jon. jon is the HERO, after all. he's MANLY. and EPIC. and generally a lifesaver. oh, jon.

DOIT.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

i'm sorry. as much as i love the image, brendon cannot play a turtle shell guitar. XD

mmmmmmmmmmmm JONWALKER. he's gonna be all toned and tanned and throwing spears at fish and wrestling warthogs and ;lksGHPO*#U()*#UF(*#UR#.

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

-sulks in corner-

'he's gonna be all toned and tanned and throwing spears at fish and wrestling warthogs'
-dead-

[lolab.livejournal.com]

NO SULKING! WATERFALL SEX! COCONUT SHARING!!!!!

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

coconut lube, i read somewhere :p

[lolab.livejournal.com]

oh god i just realized i have this hair serum stuff here at work, and it is totally lube-textured, and IT IS COCONUT-SCENTED.

*headdesk*

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

my mind just went coconut -> malibu and now i feel sick :( i hate will, i haven't had alcohol/nicotine/weed in WEEKS. not that i crave it, but. it'd be nice.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

awwwwwwwwww HAHAH now you sound like the boys in the scene where they're all sitting around the fire talking about stuff they miss!
jon: i miss starbucks.
spence: i miss booze.
bren: i miss candy.
ryan: i miss sex.
(and the others laugh but brendon jumps in his lap and ry's like SJKS*F##*$)

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

DID I MENTION I'M SO GOING TO MARRY YOU ONE DAY?

[lolab.livejournal.com]

it may have come up. ;)

i have so many notes/research for this already it's FLIPPIN' INSANE.

[eruwenfuin.livejournal.com]

Cobrallingus baby ;) I heart the idea already.
Coconut juice for lube :D.

[clichewords-x.livejournal.com]

oh, jeez, lol. coconut juice for lube.
._.
i want hothothot panic gsf on the fawking beach. yuspls.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

BAAAAHAHAHAHHHAAH COCONUT LUBE, I LOVE IT. THESE ARE THE BEST SUGGESTIONS EVER. KEEP 'EM COMING, AND I PROMISE *I'LL* KEEP 'EM COMING WHEN I WRITE. :D

[thanku4thvenom.livejournal.com]

WRITE IT.PLZ PLZ PLZ WRITE IT.

FUCKING GENIUS. GAH.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

glad to see it's such a popular idea. :D requests?

[eruwenfuin.livejournal.com]

Are you making them live in the crashed plane or make them build their own hut or something? Because I could see Ryan bitching about the color arrangements in their butt ugly hut. Or finding some differently coloured berries and use them as make-up. And Brendon won't eat the fish they catch, and even refuse to catch them, because he saw finding Nemo and FISHES ARE LIVING BEINGS TOO.

I got to stop thinking asap.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

no, they'll be living on the island, in some makeshift shelter. the plane will be out in the water about 100 ft or so. they will go back and forth trying to salvage things from it. but BAHAHAHAHHAHA RYAN, BITCHING ABOUT COLOR ARRANGEMENTS, ILY SO HARD.

do NOT stop thinking, keep helping!!!!! :D

[isolde13.livejournal.com]

I know it's too late to throw anything in the mix, but...just in case it isn't...oh, please let there be some hurt!Jon!! Just once! Aren't we all just a little bit tired of him being the strong one all the time? I can't possibly be the only one writing him vulnerable. That's too much for one person to handle. Take the mantle from me - please!!!

BTW...I read the first chapter and loved it.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

no worries, my dear. it is well taken care of. ;)

[isolde13.livejournal.com]

I think I love you.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL! ily 2. :D