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behindthec first of all. i mean. srsly. what ARE we.
announcement: i have a crush on andrew de torres, and i will probably call him alex at some point because every time i have typed his name this morning, i have typed alex first. idk. so, so many alexes, and he's tiny and precious like the alexes i know, so. but yeah. his huge brown eyes and huge smile and his INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE TINYNESS have stolen my heart. also his voice kind of makes me want to touch myself. i remember watching him wander around the venue after the ciwwaf show last month, and i didn't really know who they were much so i didn't want to walk up and be like "hi i don't know your name but sign my ass?" i do remember staring at HIS ass a lot, though. i even took a picture of it. anyway, i just remember thinking YOU ARE SO TINY AND HOW ARE YOU A PERSON AND PLEASE LET ME BEND YOU OVER THE STAGE AND BONE YOU TILL YOU'RE REDUCED TO WHIMPERS AND BEGGING.
...i mean what.
ciao.
ETA:
dear god.
announcement: i have a crush on andrew de torres, and i will probably call him alex at some point because every time i have typed his name this morning, i have typed alex first. idk. so, so many alexes, and he's tiny and precious like the alexes i know, so. but yeah. his huge brown eyes and huge smile and his INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE TINYNESS have stolen my heart. also his voice kind of makes me want to touch myself. i remember watching him wander around the venue after the ciwwaf show last month, and i didn't really know who they were much so i didn't want to walk up and be like "hi i don't know your name but sign my ass?" i do remember staring at HIS ass a lot, though. i even took a picture of it. anyway, i just remember thinking YOU ARE SO TINY AND HOW ARE YOU A PERSON AND PLEASE LET ME BEND YOU OVER THE STAGE AND BONE YOU TILL YOU'RE REDUCED TO WHIMPERS AND BEGGING.
...i mean what.
click to enlarge. it's SO MUCH BETTER BIG. ;lak5jepeoa8fuapw45.
so keri and i saw the x-files movie last weekend and during the credits we spotted the GREATEST NAME EVER IN THE HISTORY OF HOMOSEXUALITY THE WORLD.
FAGIN WOODCOCK.
i am not. joking.
those parents fuckin' HATED that kid, man. jesus. that's like... wow. i don't even have anything witty for it. i guess it just speaks for itself.
so is anyone else pissed that panic is playing FUCKIN' HUGE-ASS SPORTS ARENAS on the fall tour? jesus. fuck them for being famous. i'm used to the masquerade, where the ceiling shakes and you can get close enough to grope the frontman if he leans over enough. cobra and rocket summer are playing there this fall, at least. but srsly, panic. fail. i almost wasn't going to buy a ticket. it's at the same place as the young wild things tour last year and that fucking sucked b/c you're far away no matter where you are.
i accidentally played a kelly clarkson song on the guitar last night. and then i SANG ALONG. it was disturbing.
i know, i know, i need to work on chapter 1. don't rip my head off yet. *goes* here, have another teaser paragraph.
i accidentally played a kelly clarkson song on the guitar last night. and then i SANG ALONG. it was disturbing.
i know, i know, i need to work on chapter 1. don't rip my head off yet. *goes* here, have another teaser paragraph.
Slowly he meets Tom's eyes, and shakes his head. Tom's eyes shut again, but they're squeezed, biting back his reaction. It fails, and Jon catches the first tear with his fingertip; Tom looks like he might say something, but Jon can't take it, can't have this conversation, not when he has to see Spencer with Ryan like this and worry about Brendon and look at Tom who looks nothing like the Tom who crawled out of bed that morning with his stupid hair sticking up in all directions and stole Jon's coffee before Jon chased him around the hotel room with a pillow, screaming "Never steal a man's drugs, Conrad!" with Tom giggling and flinging underwear in retaliation.
ciao.
ETA:
dear god.
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Date: 2008-08-04 05:03 pm (UTC)You get J-Walk Icon cause you are full of epic woobieness.
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Date: 2008-08-04 07:26 pm (UTC)JWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK. <3
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Date: 2008-08-04 07:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-04 11:04 pm (UTC)i still do.
when i saw dr for the first time, he talked to me for a while (i had no idea who they were but loved 'em) and started dancing with me to usher.
his tinyness made me want to bone him with my invisible penis too.
DON'T KILL TOMRAD.
BECAUSE THAT KILLS JONRAD.
and while i understand that an emotionally and romantically open jwalk is needed for epiccoconutlubedgsf, killing tomrad makes jwalk sad.
and when jwalk is sad, i get upset.
and when i get upset, PEOPLE DIE.
shameless reference time, y/y?
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Date: 2008-08-04 11:07 pm (UTC)i prefer him with long hair (when do i not prefer a boy with long hair) but STILL, OMG. LOVE. srsly, he just gives off this "come bone me" vibe. GAWD.
SHH! the first rule of teaser paragraphs: WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT TEASER PARAGRAPHS.
ahem.
i am officially titling this fic "epiccoconutlubedgsf".
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Date: 2008-08-04 11:16 pm (UTC)i'm sorry your day sucked.
but let my little puerto rican nugget of a lead singer cheer you up.
ehh he had in the middle when i met him, so i'm a little nostalgic about it. ahh what a fun night. except for the whole almost getting arrested after the show thing. that wasn't cool.
okay ryho, any more palahniuk refs for me? :D
AND OMG YES.
fuck (t)patd.
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Date: 2008-08-06 12:03 am (UTC)I'm sorry for popping out of nowhere, but this entry showed up on my friends page and as soon as I saw Andrew's name, I knew I had to link you to this picture.
I don't know if you've seen it or not, but it's totally worth seeing multiple times.
<3
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Date: 2008-08-06 12:09 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-06 01:31 am (UTC)