i can't think of anything and i need to go microwave my soup, stfu.

 first of all.  i mean.  srsly.  what ARE we.

announcement: i have a crush on andrew de torres, and i will probably call him alex at some point because every time i have typed his name this morning, i have typed alex first.  idk.  so, so many alexes, and he's tiny and precious like the alexes i know, so.  but yeah.  his huge brown eyes and huge smile and his INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE TINYNESS have stolen my heart.  also his voice kind of makes me want to touch myself.  i remember watching him wander around the venue after the ciwwaf show last month, and i didn't really know who they were much so i didn't want to walk up and be like "hi i don't know your name but sign my ass?"  i do remember staring at HIS ass a lot, though.  i even took a picture of it.  anyway, i just remember thinking YOU ARE SO TINY AND HOW ARE YOU A PERSON AND PLEASE LET ME BEND YOU OVER THE STAGE AND BONE YOU TILL YOU'RE REDUCED TO WHIMPERS AND BEGGING.

...i mean what.

( i really don't want to cut this b/c :S#*PF(*PS#$%#, but whatever. )

so keri and i saw the x-files movie last weekend and during the credits we spotted the GREATEST NAME EVER IN THE HISTORY OF HOMOSEXUALITY THE WORLD.

 

FAGIN WOODCOCK.

 

i am not.  joking.

 

those parents fuckin' HATED that kid, man.  jesus.  that's like... wow.  i don't even have anything witty for it.  i guess it just speaks for itself.

 

so is anyone else pissed that panic is playing FUCKIN' HUGE-ASS SPORTS ARENAS on the fall tour?  jesus.  fuck them for being famous.  i'm used to the masquerade, where the ceiling shakes and you can get close enough to grope the frontman if he leans over enough.  cobra and rocket summer are playing there this fall, at least.  but srsly, panic.  fail.  i almost wasn't going to buy a ticket.  it's at the same place as the young wild things tour last year and that fucking sucked b/c you're far away no matter where you are.

i accidentally played a kelly clarkson song on the guitar last night.  and then i SANG ALONG.  it was disturbing.

i know, i know, i need to work on chapter 1.  don't rip my head off yet.  *goes*  here, have another teaser paragraph.

( Slowly he meets Tom's eyes... )

 
ciao.

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