omfg emus have HORRIBLE HAIR wtf.

[behindthec]

My icon is fitting BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

and because I've developed this disturbing obsession with Sirius/Regulus fics. HEY SHUT UP IT'S NOT JUST ME.

On that note, Keri (though she would be outraged if she knew I were announcing it to the world) has come to appreciate my fic whoredom. When she gets horny she'll say "Fic me" and I'll give her a good fic to read and she'll get all hot and bothered and we'll have wild hot role-play sex.

We are weird and hard-to-understand lesbians.

In other news, she has a job now, making 29K, which is not bad for a first post-college job, though it is not in her field, but it offers benefits and pays the bills, until I can find a "real" job and she can hopefully go to grad school in the next couple years (I don't think I'm going to need grad school, which is good 'cause I don't want it). Right now I am working to get my arms better (they have been a little better, but I am going to be seeing a really awesome doctor now), and serving as the Writing Center Outreach Coordinator and it is too much bother to explain what I do, but it is a nice title and I like it, even though the work is a bit of a pain, but it's good experience. I am also applying to jobs with online editing companies because then I could work from home which would be PO#*$&PJFP(#*$ bloody fantastic. But I may need more experience first.

Oh yeah: I GRADUATED, SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!! 3.9 GPA. If I do say so myself.

Also I have black hair again. I am now a 13-year-old emo boy. Or so I wish. (I am gay, but not so gay that I wouldn't totally bone a pretty underage British emo boy.) This emo phase of mine is quite pathetic; I'm too old for it anyway, and not skinny enough, and too poor to buy the clothes, and my socially unaware mum calls my hair "emu hair" and the wife and I have had the following conversations recently:

Me: We should have a party and only invite emo kids 15 years old and under.
Keri: British emo kids.
Me: Yeah. PRETTY British emo kids.
K: No, wait: SKINNY, pretty, British emo kids.
Me: Yeah.
K: No, wait: PIMPLE-FREE, skinny, pretty, British emo kids. Or Australian.
Both: Or Irish.
K: Yeah. Or Scottish.
Me: Or Kiwi. OKAY. So, under 15, skinny, pretty, British, uh... uh...?
K: Should we be writing this down?

Me: Okay. We woke up... at 10. It is now 3:30. WHAT HAVE WE DONE ALL DAY???
K: We had sex.
Me: ...Oh yeah. And watched sharks.
K: Yeah.
Me: And emo boy porn.

...yeah. so.

Latest life-in-photos on Facebook:
http://kennesaw.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2076449&l=8824b&id=23213526
http://kennesaw.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2081613&l=1cb97&id=23213526
http://kennesaw.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2082613&l=423de&id=23213526

I am not so shallow that life doesn't still suck in a lot of ways. I am not enjoying Keri being gone all day, at ALL. She's up at 6:30 and during her training for the next five weeks, I don't see her till almost 7pm, then we have all of three hours together before bed, and a lot of that is spent working out or doing laundry or shit. Money is super tight, and it's stressful and we hate it. And now and then we'll have our usual stupid arguments about things that are not really arguments at all but annoying all the same, and y'know, marriage is hard sometimes. And I am pissed about my arms and even more pissed that I probably won't get a cushy work-from-home job and pretty soon I'll have to start getting up at 6:30 every day just like her. I'm just not very cut out for the whole life thing.

But then she comes home and kisses me and is adorable and sexy and wonderful and saves me the good parking space and makes out with me in the pool and it's somehow kind of worth it.

"So, that's that, and, no harm done."

I'm quoting Cornelius Fudge wtf. I am such a Potterslut. Shut up spellcheck, Potterslut is totally a word, and SO IS SPELLCHECK OMFG.

Comments

[noteto--self.livejournal.com]

i am not stalking you. not at all. i just happening to be reading your lj and looking at your facebook pictures.

you are a very attractive lesbian. that possibly came out a little wrong.

also, I'm Australian, and could totally be an underage emo boy. (except for the being legal and more scene than emo. and a fairly feminine girl goshdarnit, life is not fair)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

haha. this entry is actually pretty damn old, or so it seems. i don't see myself as a lesbian anymore. if i had to slap a label on myself it would be queer and semi-male. i just don't think i can write gabilliam porn and call myself a dyke. ;) (even though william *could* technically count as a girl, but still, het = ew.)

it's okay, i heart stalkers. :D and oh. oh. please, please be my underage emo boy. ;) S#)($*_(#$

squee, are you on facebook? friend me!

your icon makes me want to hump pretty much the next thing i walk into.

[noteto--self.livejournal.com]

it is kind of old, but eh. hm. well. youre a very attractive queer semi-male then =D
ahahahahhaha i could. i practically do. agreed on the het. except genderswap. i rly like genderswap for some reason. it amuses me.

=D okay!

I am not. i pretty much boycott facebook. myspace, however.. i am far too addicted to.

ditto. lets hope the next thing we walk into is william.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

hee... thank you. :) *blush* so are you - er, an attractive girl, that is. i totally stalked your myspace. :P

P#*$U#(*$U. WILLIAM. YES. incoherence.

every time i think "okay, i've crushed on him long enough, surely it'll die down soon"... it just gets worse. :P

[noteto--self.livejournal.com]

psh. why would you want to not crush on the pretty? that's just blasphemous.

ahah did i link myself on my lj again and completely forget? huh. i did. would you look at that, hahah.

ack. i should get ready for school. hate@school

[lolab.livejournal.com]

it's not that i DON'T WANT TO CRUSH ON HIM, i'm just amazed because none of my crushes last this long or this hard (heh... hard... yeah... that about covers it).

school sucks.

[noteto--self.livejournal.com]

hmyeah. thats fair enough. hehe hard.

you've no idea. well, you probably do, actually.
half-yearlies start on monday. faiiiiiiiiiil.