"and we hardly leave the house..."

[behindthec]

“Maybe I’m a man, maybe I’m a lonely man whose in the middle of something that he doesn’t really understand.”

there's your prompt.  go.  go write canyon!gsf, write it now, write it lots, write it epic.  this is going to be the new cabin!gsf, i can feel it.

ryan ross, it is entirely possible you own my soul.

Comments

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

DDDD;
break my heart, god.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

HOW ON EARTH DOES THAT BREAK YOUR HEART? THIS IS THE BEST BLOG IN BANDOM CANON HISTORY.

[panicmydear.livejournal.com]

There'd definitely a little GSF going on. I can feel it. "Never leave the house", hello.

I can't wait for all of the things that will come from this.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

srsly. it was the quote that made it for me. he clearly doesn't understand how he can be in love with all of his bandmates at once. XD

[siubhlach.livejournal.com]

Alright, it’s late and I wake up when the sun does.

So, that's Ryan voting for early morning blowjobs then, y/y?

:D

[lolab.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY.

[redorchids.livejournal.com]

Yes. Oh, GOD, yes.
Write, people. Write, write! :-)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDD

[faerie-lullaby.livejournal.com]

They make it so goddamn easy to write about them, don't they? God, my mind is already churning with things to write about...

[lolab.livejournal.com]

i knowwwww, me too, and i CAN'T!!! stupid pccf!

[noahatthedisco.livejournal.com]

heheh, the RossUrieWalkerSmith house of perpetual indulgence...
i would write but i has school work to do. =[

[lolab.livejournal.com]

WORD.

ah, that's okay. other ppl will be all over it.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

i just dislike hoe-bag ross rn. idk. he pisses me off. plus the whole keltie thing.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

well, yeah. but that quote he used just solidifies the way i wrote the keltie thing in pccf. so i don't LIKE him, but. i kind of get that he's a mess rn, and he's aware of it.

[callie-the-bear.livejournal.com]

My stupid computer wont let me see the picature!
Will have to resort to desperate measures!
Well. I am going to stick my head out of the french windows and shout my next door neighbor to bring me his laptop.

x

[lolab.livejournal.com]

ah, the picture isn't that important; it's the blog itself. :)

[sarah-snazzy.livejournal.com]

i am too fail!tastic to write anything. i keep re-editing the same three chapters of a fic i`m writing, i have two plot lines that revolve around maple leaf-shaped tea lights, and last night i tried to write a drabble and it`s like three pages long. clearly, i need to read more because i`ve lost any ability to be creative/on task.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

aww. i've had trouble writing the last couple days too. idk.

[thewayudoitt.livejournal.com]

.. i just kinda want a fic where ryan almost falls off the cliff and once he's up, he sobs hysterically.
hm. and then there's like this huge thing with jon and jon has to invite brendon over and shit cause ryan's all broken and whatnot.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

SOUNDS LIKE PWF. XD

[nyquil-love.livejournal.com]

I thought of you when he said that he almost fell off of a cliff.
ha ha

[lolab.livejournal.com]

HAHA, that's what everyone has been telling me. XD

[alphabetatoast.livejournal.com]

Oh Ryan. ICU there with your Hofner bass. YAY for Paul fanboying!

And the thought of Ryan doing another manly thing (ie BUILDING A FENCE??) makes my day.

Do you think he realises he's fueling our porny brains? Does he do it deliberately or does it just come that fucking easily???
Xxx. <3

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL OH COME NOW, you know he stood to the side with his arms crossed, barking instructions while spencer actually made the fence. XD

i don't know; i think he might be painfully clueless.

[candiedpeaches.livejournal.com]

any writing by me would be incredibly depressing.

i blame my chemical romance.

but i can't blame them because GERARD and MIKEY.

but gsf would not work for me atm. it'd end up like, breathplay gone too far. :( or bloodplay gone too far. either way, it'd end up with at least one death.

i totes wrote a murder scene a few days ago. first person. it was depressing to see what i feel like right now.

woah. okay. end self pity time. haha. okay. maybe you'll get your one hotel bed!gsf before school ends.

I WROTE SOME OF IT LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO!!!! :D

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL okay, dnw panic deaths. but GERARD AND MIKEY INDEED. <333

and yay hotel!gsf! WANT!

[noahatthedisco.livejournal.com]

k so.
i know i said i can't write this...
but i just discovered an new kink and i'm like... DYING to write porn for it, but i have no idea how to go about doing it... HALP!?

[lolab.livejournal.com]

SPILL.

[wtfxslutface.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHH
I want to write it so bad!
But alas, I win at failing so...
Ugh, I cannot wait to see what comes of this. eeeeeeaep
<333333

[lolab.livejournal.com]

i want to write it toooooo... but alas, i'm busy writing other stuff. bleh.

[kayxluvsxcoffee.livejournal.com]

now, despite the fact that i really want to write something (or several things) to help me out of my porn failure, i really can't right now. school and percussion competitions (god, are they really just two weeks away? -checks schedule- shit. they are) and all that.

but if it makes any difference, imma work on angsty!jondon after i finish hw, mmk? also, i still need to read pccf (I'm so excited!) so. yeah. anywho... i should shut up and get working now...

[lolab.livejournal.com]

awww, that's okay. school comes first.

yay bden/jon!

[fixme-in-45.livejournal.com]

"Dear Ryan Ross,
Cut the crap and just actually write this for us please, your subtle hints are not subtle anymore, 'kay.
Surely you have time on your hands between orgies and guitarswapping to churn out your first hand account of multiplebandmate sex.
Stop trying to make us do the hard work !
We have lives and real jobs filled with grafting and stress to contend with while you're locked up there in your pretty pretty house with your boys sexing them up every couple of hours and only leaving for food, beer and weed.
Stop taking advantage of your poor fanbase, we are not put on this planet for your reading pleasure, you can't be all prompt, no action.
Oh also, pictures by Sir Jon Walker would be an awesome addition to your handwritten account of sexytimes in the casa de RyanRoss"

This was pretty much my reaction/brainexplosion when i logged on to read that

Ryan Ross, believe me, we can wait for the next album if you promise us more material like this

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! AND YOU KNOW GUITAR SWAPPING IS THE FIRST STEP THAT LEADS TO CUM SWAPPING.

I MEAN WHAT.

♥!!!!!!! (that first came out *jearts! wow, fail.)

[haha-urdead.livejournal.com]

Dear Ryan Ross,
Look, we all know you are gay and you really enjoy it when bandmates (and Mr. Pete Wentz) shoved various bodily appendages into your anus. You no longer have to pretend and write such obvious (and not as cryptically subtle) blog entries as you have been doing. We all are quite aware that you are currently having a lot of orgies in the Canyon, and there is no sense in saying "eating s'mores" as a metaphor for blowjobs. We are on to your secrets.

Which leads us to our next point. Those "cryptic" blog entries do nothing but to tantalize us to write more and more fanfiction about you, your ass and the penises of your bandmates and friends. We cannot keep up with the amount of plots you provide us with; ergo, we need YOU to contribute in actually writing stories FOR US. We would appreciate that a lot because we are losing valuable time that could be used to study or do our jobs.

We think it would be a fabulous idea if you wrote some stories for us, we would enjoy all your work. We know that there is some downtime between "making music" (fucking) and "eating s'mores" (blowjobs) and "jon losing his finger prints" (kinky Mr Ross, kinky), so please write us the actual account of your sexcapades, Mr. Ross.

Thank you.
Sincerely,
Your Slashy Fanbase and most of Fueled by Ramen (but actually mostly just a Mr Peter Wentz and Mr. Gabriel Saporta (who would like to have some very nice buttsex included in your stories, thank you very much))


p.s.(yes I did say "ergo")

[lolab.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOO

i just hope he gets a beta when he starts to write; his comma splices hurt my soul.

i almost, almost feel bad for being so utterly obnoxious about this when ryan is clearly going through a rough time, but. come on. it's fandom. we can't ignore this shit, we just can't.

<3

[fixme-in-45.livejournal.com]

OHMYGOD
i just nearly died laughing irl.

Ryan's sword is something to behold for sure.
Brendon cannot wait for his ~knighthood~
This is all turning into a very porny medieval AU in my head now... THANKS COLIN!!!!

guitarswapping is synonymous to cumswapping, they just have to keep it G rated for the kids
oh yess RyanRoss, we're onto your secret code of bandgay

[lolab.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHA. oh GOD. this is going to be like, the best bandom joke ever. RYAN KNIGHTING ALL HIS BANDMATES WITH HIS ~SWORD.

I LOVE OUR FANDOM.

[quixoticfangirl.livejournal.com]

I fangirled so much when I read that blog, ohmygod. It was kinda sad XD

I can not wait for the fic. It's going to be epic.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?? <3

[livinglifeloud.livejournal.com]

LJSHDAFLAKJDHG:ADLGH:LGIH><MCV<ZXBVZVNVBCBNVCBVCBVCZ JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. he just...he BEGS FOR IT. wait okay but. i don't understand. what canyon is he talking about and what are they doing there?? other than sex, of course. just got back from gay conference. off to write more gabilliam...

[lolab.livejournal.com]

they are in cali! writing their new album! remember??? <333333!

i never thought i'd say this again, but OMFG YAY GABILLIAM!!!!!!!!! i think you are reinventing it very, very successfully. :D

[hug-a-hippo.livejournal.com]

So, the first thing I said upon seeing the blog was: "Ooooh! Look at all the words!!!" hahaha :D
But then I read the words and ohmygoodness, way to be obvious Ross! Just. So many things in there that were like, double-meanings. Or maybe they were meant to only mean one thing and we're either really crazy or dead right! DUN DA DAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I would totally write you something, really I would! But schoolwork is evil and I know if I start to write something, it'll just turn into one of those 40 page things that never get finished due to how insane they are! :( ifail
But Ryan really does need to blog like this way more often! Give us so many new shenanigans to write about ;)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL! seriously; god.

eh, it's okay. school comes first. <3

[3digitnumbers.livejournal.com]

Jon, rly. Do not smoke up before playing with fire. Bad idea.

Lmfao, I think even if he DID fall, he'd just float gently to the ground like a feather.


If I could write I would be writing fireside sex with quite possible mosquito bites in awkward places.



Also that is a very long neck there, Ryan. You don't need to compensate. We know of the existence of the monstercock.

...Or maybe you're just implying that you like having long, hard things in your hands?

[3digitnumbers.livejournal.com]

My actual internal monologue during that entire thing was

"Ryan. I love you. I do. With all my heart. But this relationship cannot and will not work if you do not learn basic english.

Use an 's' to indicate a plural. Use an apostrophe to indicate ownership.

Who's = who is
Whose = belinging to who

Commas should be used where NORMAL people would pause to elaborate. You cannot base them on how you hear the words or phrases before you type them, because when you are stoned, commas are irrelevant and there purely for entertainment.

And even if you're not stoned, Spencer and Jon probably are, and you cannot base basic speech principals on your speech. Nor Brendon's.

Plz return to me for more love and sexy times when you have absorbed my teachings

Your dearly beloved
Mikey"

[zarah5v2.livejournal.com]

Right now, it only seems to be Jon and Ryan, with Spencer coming over occasionally (where from?). It is all very confusing and precious.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL yeah, i'm very confused. are brendon and spencer living together as gay boyfriends? when he said "spence came over" i figured... he came over... to the cliff? from being... in the house? i'd prefer to believe they're all living together in delicious sin.