i never blog, but this is worth an entry.

[behindthec]

so, TAI fans (v. hardcore) will appreciate this announcement, as beautifully harlequin as it is:

jason siska makes my loins quiver.

discuss?

Comments

[noteto--self.livejournal.com]

i know the strippers real name.
i mean what?

jason is obvs the more manly of the siska boys, if we can look past his nude modeling. ..and longish girly hair.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

...and deliciously faggy voice? ;)

i really, really want some pics from those modeling sessions.

*really*.

[noteto--self.livejournal.com]

hm i havent heard him speak. the last season of survivor only just finished so we won't get this one for a little while and i can't be bothered streaming tbh.


mmmm nude models.
i wonder if we could convince william to do it..

[lolab.livejournal.com]

oh god, his voice is adorable. almost unbearably so.

PA#I(Y$)*A#&$)*(#&)*#$ WILLIAM. #$#)*$&#*($

yes. i will ask him at warped tour. :P

also, y'know, he and jason were friends before sisky, so uh... maybe jason "practised" his modeling in bill's room. y'know. just to get it right.

*goes to work with a hard-on, pretty much, per the usual when i check my mail/comments/fic in the morning :P*

[noteto--self.livejournal.com]

aww.

*jealousy* I want Warped to come back to australia. *pouty*
ask them that too.

tehehe. totally did. totally. beyond a doubt.

=D Best way to go to work, obvs.

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

Jason Siska equals total fucking domination of Survivor as well as my life.

*sighs dreamily*

I hope he doesn't think the immunity relic thing is real, though. >.>;; Although I'm such a sucker for naive, stupid boys. HAHA.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

he was so adorably happy when he found it, too. :D but he seems to have figured it out...

despite how much of an ass ozzy is, i still think he and J should just move to exile island and have hot angry competitive sex.

or just bring william onto the show.

i am such a will/jason shipper. ugh.

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA I fully support your hot-angry-competitive-exile-sex idea. SEND IT TO THE WRITERS they'll be horrified!

Jason just has such a mancrush on Ozzy I can't get over it. Didn't he actually say it himself? Or am I just making ghey shit up?! OH WELL.

GUH. William on Survivor... He'd be such a vulnerable little child, HEHE.

I SWEAR, THERE SHOULD BE A SURVIVOR: DECAYDANCE. THINK OF HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD WATCH IT! THINK OF TEH GHEY ISLAND SEX! THINK OF--*shuts up*

[lolab.livejournal.com]

i. i.

survivor: decaydence.

i just.

you just created *THE ULTIMATE FANTASY OF ALL LIFE AND HISTORY OF ALL THINGS EVER CREATED*.

i just. i.

srsly. LJ marriage for us plz? *gives you ring*

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

HAHA I don't think I've ever seen you (well, not seen... read you? that sounds kinda weird, though) so speechless.

xDD *feels accomplished*

A r-ring...? *gasps and is a sucker for shiiiiny things*

OF COURSE, BB. 8DDDD

[lolab.livejournal.com]

sorry, i'm working on the full moons sequel so... i have rings on my mind. ;) (that's all i'm gonna say. BAH. shh.)

we go to micronesia on our honeymoon. and take bill w/ us.

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

WOT WOT WOT.

i didn't even know there was going to be a fucking SEQUEL! YOU JUST MADE MY WHOLE DAY. I WILL DEFINITELY FINISH WRITING NAO.

Sweet. I highly approve of your honeymoon plan. Can Gabe come too? PWETTY PLZ? For moar *~fuunnn?

[lolab.livejournal.com]

ughhh shhh. lol. i don't KNOW if it's going to be a real sequel. it's just... writing itself in my head and it's not what you think it's going to be, it's absolutely devastating. if you email me (or write me somethin ;) i might share details. but not here. lol. mostly 'cause i need someone to brainstorm/rant about it with. then again, that would involve pretty much letting you read the rest of full moons to get what's going on, which is not fair to other ppl. ;) then again, we ARE married.

gabe and william will both be on our honeymoon. and ryden too, if you like. and the boys in your icon. and jason. screw the wedding night; we'll have a fucking honeymoon ORGY.

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

d00d! ur e-mayyyull! CHEK IT!!11!shiftone!

I highly support the idea of a sequel, jsyk. ;DD

Mhm, I propose that I get uh, knowing-stuff-of-your-fic-privileges now that we're married an' all (haha but if you don't actually want to spoil stuff, then that's okay).

EXCELLENT. OUR HONEYMOON ORGY WILL WIN @ LIFE. Micronesia will never be the same again.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

I'M CHECKIN' MY MAIL RIGHT NOW!!! i was at work and then i went to dinner at my parents' house and we sat around and i played the piano and sang/played "classifieds" for them and they loved it! OKAY NOW I READ MAIL. :P

i am in desperate need to spoil the fic for SOMEONE. problem is it's not all typed yet... we'll discuss further in the email that i am totally going to read now. :P

and don't support sequels until you know what they entail. ;) some of it will make the fangirls scream in horror, i can guarantee it.

native micronesians will be scarred for life.

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT, DO ENJOY even though it’s complete SHIT, BB!

Dude. I keep forgetting to print out “Classifieds” for the piano. Thank-you for reminding me, hon.

WAIT…

DO I GET TO CALL YOU MY *~HUBBEE? 8DDDDDDDDDDDD </ creepy spazz>

SPOIL THE FIC! SPOIL THE FIC! SPOIL THE FIC! *continues chant until you file divorce*

d00d, I’m STILL supportin’ this sequel of yours, if not MOAR so because it just so happens that I’m a complete CREEP for things that make fangirls scream in horror.

ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A DEATH FIC?! PLZZZZ? :DDDDDD—uh, I mean, boohoo I wuv the bois 2 mawch I h8 deth fic… *shifty eyes*

LOLOL the native Micronesians can join in on our intense honeymoon orgy if they’re feeling left out only if they’re good-looking homosexuals, though.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

1. it's not complete shit. i loved it. srsly.

2. there is classifieds for the piano?! send pls??

2b. YOU PLAY THE PIANO TOO? that is so effing sexy i can't even. oh.

3. you can call me whatever you like, querido. ;) NEVER </ THE CREEPY SPAZZ. 4. read chapter four, then we'll talk. ;) 5. no discuss sequel here. email. ;) 6. um. okay. did you not SEE last night's ep? you want THOSE GUYS in on our orgy?? dude. i'm going to be the man here and put my foot down. ;) (i love you so much i might make an icon just for you. /*really* creepyness)

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

1. Yahoo! =D

2. Eeps, sorry, I thought I had the sheet music for Classifieds but it's actually for Down and Out and Slow Down. >.>;; Sorry. Here's the link to those though, if you don't already have them:

http://thepianocian.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=18&Itemid=54

They're at the top. =D

2b. HAHA, yes, I suck at it though and I never practice...

3. HUBBY IT IS. >DDDDDDDDDDD

4.-5. e-mail, blahblahblah we already talked about stuff.

6. HAHA LMAO I SAW THEM, but maybe there are some secret *~hawt guys on the island somewhere...? >.<;;

Oh you, you aren't creepy.

Well, most of the time.

HAHA, joking, bb.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

SQUEEEEEE!!!!! OMG!!!! i just printed like a gazillion. the midi file for snakes on a plane is fuckin hilarious. some songs should just not be piano-ised. (not gonna stop me from playing it though. :P)

okay, secret hot micronesians can join us. :P

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

HAHA I TRIED SO HARD TO PLAY SNAKES ON A PLANE ON THE PIANO, except I just couldn't take it seriously. >.>;;

It's fun to play, though! :DDD

[lolab.livejournal.com]

it IS fun to play, i totally have the sheet music printed and sitting on the piano. :D it reminds me of the TAI TV ep where ryland was piano-ing all those TAI songs, rotflmao.

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

Ryland Guy Ripley > The entire world. SRSLY, why can’t I be as hilarious as him? Oh well. xDD

“ ‘cause I just don’t give a HOOT!”

[lolab.livejournal.com]

TOTAL AGREEMENT.

"well now everybody's losing control!" *note clink*

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

All members of Cobra a.k.a. Gabe should play the piano more often, tbqfh.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

SRSLY OMFG. boys playing piano = my ultimate weakness.

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

GUH GUH GUH SAME. IT AUTOMATICALLY MAKES ANYONE LIKE 123049820934809238402394823 TIMES SEXIER.

i want gabe to play piano. D<

[lolab.livejournal.com]

i can't help you with gabe, but i'll play the piano for you. ;)

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

YAYAAY huzzah! :DDDDD

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

Oh, and the fact that he's a gymnast teacher for LITTLE BOYS.

...

That just creates this whole new world, doesn't it?

Haha. xDDD

[lolab.livejournal.com]

OHHHHHHH GOD CHANSLASH, YOU WENT THERE. I MARRY YOU NOW. :D :D :D

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

HAHA DAMN STRAIGHT I WENT THERE.

WHEN SHALL WE WED, BB?! >DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(Not gonna lie, my sister and I also coined the term SISKCEST LOLOLOL like Waycest except sadly, not as hot, y/y?)

although if that absolutely disgusts you, which i won't be surprised if it does, uh, forget i said anything.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

...okay. for siskcest, yes. we get married. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

(i dunno if you're a harry potter fan, but i'm a huge sirius/regulus shipper too. ;)

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

HEHE. Siskcest.

LUFF YOU TOO, BB. The wedding will be OVER-THE-TOP, I tell you. ;DDD

(lololol I used to be a hardcore HP fan but then I got sucked into bandom and haven't been able to escape... xD)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

(@#$*&:ELS$ ME TOO!!!!! i was so into HP and then i discovered gabilliam and i was lost. :P

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

HAHA Gabilliam tends to have that effect on people, dontcha think? ;)

Like I was a hardcore supporter Ryden but then I was like "PSHHH, NOW I HAVE FOUND MY REAAAAL OTP, PANIC!BETCHES!"

=PPPP

[lolab.livejournal.com]

#OP$UP#IO$ICON. NATE. PO##*($.

ohhhhh, ryden. i love me some good ryden now and then.

but yeah. gabilliam. srsly.

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

SRSLYNATENEEDSTOBEINMOARFIC. <-- Don't hurt your eyes trying to read that, bb.

Yeah, Ryden is kinda like some food that you used to love and then you had too much of it so you kinda forgot about it BUT you still taste it every once in a while for 'dem memories.

...

What a lame analogy. I need some sleep...

[lolab.livejournal.com]

NO THAT ANALOGY IS TOTALLY DEAD-ON AND MAKES ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE.

YES. nate. omfg. (re: eyes -- too late. :P)

wanna come over and get drunk and watch gay porn?

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT, I’m very pleased that you liked my analogy. xDD

Whoops, sorry for teh eye damudddge. ^_________________^;; *gives you cool hipster glasses that sadly only Gabe can pull off successfully*

Sure thing, bb. What time can I come over? ;D

[lolab.livejournal.com]

how about now? ;)

check your email, lover. you just might have a chapter four or something.

[dunklesengel007.livejournal.com]

ummmm....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[lolab.livejournal.com]

yeah right. don't fight it.

YOU'RE ON LJ??????? WTF???????