i just hope the plastic bags caught it.

[behindthec]

look at the sentence i almost just wrote.

Footsteps climb the stairs, and a rustling of plastic grows loud enough for Brendon to identify as shopping bags, before Ryan's shuffling into the room, releasing his load on the floor.

 

and then that wasn't enough, so we had to discuss it.

Sophie:  bahahahaa
ha
 me:  faaaaaaaaaaail
 Sophie: 
i love that he shuffles in and just does it
lol
 me:  LOL YES
"well, here i am.  *comes*"
 Sophie:  exactly
but he's shuffling, so it's like emo somehow
 me:  LOL!!!!
 Sophie:  like *sigh* *comes*
 me:  LOL!!!
 Sophie:  only Ryan would come emo

so, so true.

i lied; chapter 5 should be up tomorrow.

Comments

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahaha hahahahahahahha ahahahahaha.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

XD

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

you know what's disturbingly awesome? seeing Ryan's updates, and then yours right above him, telling us to orgasm over his boyfriend.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

HAHA. <3

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

he'd def be all jealous if he started reading your twitter. and then he'd preen whenever you mentioned him.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL EEEEEE!

[guilt-lines.livejournal.com]

if ryan's not laminated bden can play with his creases

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ♥

[guilt-lines.livejournal.com]

SPANGST

[lolab.livejournal.com]

ROTLFMAO

i'm picturing them all crying out after him a la titanic, "come back, bden! come back!"

[sateenmusta.livejournal.com]

this just made my day tbh XDDD

[lolab.livejournal.com]

XD YAY!

[j-plash.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Well done, dude :P

[lolab.livejournal.com]

bite me. :P

[j-plash.livejournal.com]

*bites*

Nom.

:P

[alphabetatoast.livejournal.com]

Oh My God.
You just made my day Colin.
Thanks so much. You guys are hysterical. :P

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:D YAY!

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

...'floor' is a synonym for 'bden's ass' now?
:D

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOLZ YES. <3

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

lol.
also:
ryan has to use plastic bags as condoms b/c of his monstercock.

[drunknballerina.livejournal.com]

i feel like a thirteen year old, giggling at that, but LOLLLLL.

emorgasm, a new craze sweeping the nation.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

BAHAHA, EMORGASM. <3

[hug-a-hippo.livejournal.com]

hahahahahhahahah!
oh my goodness...just. you should have left it in and waited to see who would notice :D
but ahah thanks for the wierd image now. i will never think of shopping bags in the same way again XD

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

argument for amusement:
ryan uses shopping bags as condoms b/c of his monstercock.

[hug-a-hippo.livejournal.com]

you know it ;)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

heeee, right? now everyone's going to read the revised one and be all "HAHAHA LINE".

[hug-a-hippo.livejournal.com]

lol that is exactly what I did! :D
psychic much?

[selectivelyurie.livejournal.com]

ngl, i snorted :D

just. shuffling. loads. floor. lmao, idefk but i'm dying.
first thing i thought of.
"ryan shuffled into the room and JIZZED! in his pants"

omg i have to stop XD

<33333333333333

[lolab.livejournal.com]

bahhaaha WIN.

<3

[miarae.livejournal.com]

Sophie: only Ryan would come emo

LMAO. I can see him doing that. And I'm excited about the chapter!

[lolab.livejournal.com]

HEEE.

chapter are up!

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

lol waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to go.

i can totally picture brendon being all, "well, god, i know i'm sexy, but jesus, have some control, man."

lol.

and, great. now every time i go grocery shopping and come home and drop the shopping bags on the floor, i'm going to think of this and, like, piss myself with laughter. thanks for that. :P

i love you, omg.

<33

[lolab.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAH. OH BDEN. i have such a thing for cocky!bden. <3333

LOLZ BAGS. ily 2.

[noahatthedisco.livejournal.com]

LOL! that's six kinds of amazing.
Ryan Ross makes orgasms emo.
someone please make an icon that says that, please. =D

thanks for the laugh. <3

[lolab.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAH RIGHT?

[quixoticfangirl.livejournal.com]

XD

This made my day :D

[lolab.livejournal.com]

yayyyy!