took a shot and didn't even come close
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redorchids is writing a pccf scene (twitterwars!) and needs more badfic! she has requested the following:"joncer badfic: a bj scene that's written by a 12-year-old virgin who clearly has no idea about what's hot and what's not, what a dick looks like or how a bj even works. something like theohara's buffy badfic. LOL. teeth. wrong use of teeth. gallons of precome. come spelled cum. insanely crappy grammar. using other sex words like "rimming" in the wrong context, thinking they mean something else. should be spencer going down on jon and just outrageous. preferably schmoopy as hell too. in a completely unrealistic context. like stockholm syndrom with spence as jon's sex slave or something. idk, you make something up. LOL"
i know it seems all i post are requests lately, but this is FUN, and besides, you're getting chapter 8 soon. i'm a little stuck on the climax scene, but i'll get there.
thanks to everyone who found my hat. you guys are clearly better sleuths than i am. <3
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Date: 2009-04-26 03:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-26 03:34 pm (UTC)BOUNTIFUL FLESH-HORN?!?!?!?!? OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BEST
FUCKING
EUPHEMISM
IN
HISTORY
*DIES*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2009-04-26 03:36 pm (UTC)(I can never write slash again. Dear god XD This was *so* worse than the last one, lol :P)
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Date: 2009-04-26 03:37 pm (UTC)But. Yes. BOUNTIFUL FLESH HORN. *breaks*
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Date: 2009-04-26 03:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-26 03:38 pm (UTC)they were standing in the kitchen, both of them deciding what they wanted to eat.
Spencer looked at jon with grn and shurgged his shoulders, and says all we have is peanut butter and jon goes all bigged eyed and nods, how bought we eat that and spencer laughs because he knows were this going.
He takes it fromt he refrigerator and uncaps it as jon hops onto the counter kicking his pants off and letting them land in the sink with all the dirty dishes and he doesnt care cause Spencer going to ive him a blowjob with that perfect mouth.
Spencer laughs a bit at his eager ness and sticks his hand in the jar pulling out a giant wad of peanut butter and smears it all over Jon's thing. Jons already hard as a rock on the gorund and spencer cant wait to get his mouth on him.
he starts by rimming the head of jons thing and jon goes all UGHHHNNNNGGGG because spencers mouth Feels so good ove the peanut butter he could cum right there. his hand goes to Spencers hair and he's pulling on it really tight and trying to push spencers mouth more onto him and spencer just does and lets his teeth scrape all the peanut better off his thing but he has to pull away for a bit so he can swallow it all.
jon grins, "I think you can take more if you swallow that easy Spence," and Spencer pouts and crosses his arms refusing to do anymore until Jon takes it back because Jon KNOWS that he's never relaly done this with anyone but ryan and he'd never really given ryan a blow job before either.
so jon apologizses and spencer wraps his hadn around his thing and put his mouth around him again and moves up and down with this his mouth and his hand and he keeps getting peanut butter all over jon so he has he was to keep scarping his teeth over it and jons just moans ans says NNnngggaaahh!!.
Spencer grins and takes him all the way in his moutha dn jon cant believe it and cums loudly SPENNNCEEE OhhhAHHHHHNNNNN and spencer pulls off wiping his moutha nd grinning. he wasn't bad for a first time.
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Date: 2009-04-26 03:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-26 03:43 pm (UTC)PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!! EXCELLENT TOUCH!!!!!!!!! oh wow, fuck, this was horrifying. i don't think i'll ever be able to eat peanut butter again. /o\
<3333
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Date: 2009-04-26 03:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-04-26 03:52 pm (UTC)This.</>
XD
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Date: 2009-04-26 04:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-26 04:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-26 04:44 pm (UTC)Thnx for the Memories. I fail on finding a 12 year old's Joncer though. Sorry!
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