Colin

 

during a very intellectual discussion about wilde this morning in the shower ("so, everyone in dorian gray is gay."  "duh."):

colin: know how i know you're gay? you gave me DORIAN GRAY to read.

keri: know how i know you're gay? i knew you'd like it.

c: know how i know you're gay? you did me up the butt last night.

k: know how i know you're gay? you liked it.

c: know how i know you're gay? you spend $40 on face wash.

k: know how i know you're gay? you know what estee lauder's pleasures smells like.

c: know how i know you're gay? you knew it was the coconut soap instead! [inside joke from yesterday]

k: ...
c: OKAY FINE, REMATCH. [brief interlude/discussion of rosencrantz & guildenstern and the questions game of epic win]
k: know how i know you're gay? you like frilly froo-froo drinks like x-rated.

c: know how i know you're gay? you like NONFAT CARAMEL MACCHIATO WITH LIGHT CARAMEL.

k: touche. know how i know you're gay? you order hot chocolate with whipped cream AND caramel.
c: know how i know you're gay? you watch me SUCK THE WHIPPED CREAM OFF THE TOP OF THE DRINK.

i love us.

BILVY TODAY!!!!!!!