my lesbians: let me show you them.

[behindthec]

right so last night becca sent me pics to "inspire" me to write chapter 18; mostly they just made me laugh really, really hard.  so, inspiration fail, BUT.  we did discover jon is a creepy-ass lurker, and also, i wound up with gems like THIS.


NO.  WORDS.

basically i just said if you crop out the chick it looks like Ryan And Brent's Epic Lesbian Wedding.  to prove this, i went into trusty rusty paint and did just that.  here is the result.



SEE???!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?

anyway.
 

so that is your assignment.  ignore brent and pretend spencer is around somewhere, and write some bb!spyro promfic, with gratuitous amounts of quietlyjealous!spencer and cluelessdumbass!ryan. :D

also, look, i stole old calendar pages and made a pwf wall at work.





the sign behind the bamboo says "AT LUNCH.  NOT HERE, Emily."  because she bothers me at lunch all the damn time.  hey, the sign was HER idea.  lulz.

18 will be ready maybe tomorrow.

Comments

[tanisafan.livejournal.com]

OMG scary baby!lesbian pictures FTMFW! And I got to thinking, where was Spencer, damn it? But on second though, he was obviously helping Brendon fix his tie in the bathrooms, because Brendon had never been to a dance and was nervous and sort of worried he was gonna throw up. Which led to blowjobs. As these things do. (What? They're calming.)

One of these days, I need to do a baby!Panic picspam. For the lulz.

[iamiamamachine.livejournal.com]

dude, write this. now.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

I SECOND IT. WRITE IT NOW. NOW.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

DO IT. I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT I LOVE THAT IDEA AND I WILL MARRY YOU IF YOU WRITE IT.

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

i suppose i'll join in and add: PLEASE WRITE THAT!! I DON'T KNOW YOU EITHER, BUT IT SOUNDS EPIC!!

as colin would put it: GO. WRITE. NAO!

lol. <3

[the-randomist.livejournal.com]

xD lol @ everyone begging you to write that fic, while Im jumping in to beg you to do the picspam. xD
oh well, I can't always follow the crowd. xD

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

LOLOMG. *snorts self into oblivion laughing*

lol.
oh, and your twitter; I WAS SINGING I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS in english earlier. no joke. you could ask people but you don't know them. :P

<3

[lolab.livejournal.com]

RIGHT???

bahahaha. i'll make a vid of my remix if i get drunk enough.

[thewayudoitt.livejournal.com]

gah.
I can't write slashatthedisco.
-headdesk-
I'd try it just for you to fekking post the chapter, but, it would be an epic!fail, then I'd feel bad cause' you're gonna give us this amazing chapter.

so, blegh. D:

[lolab.livejournal.com]

BAH. :P

[minus-four.livejournal.com]

I think Spencer was late for some reason, and Ryan can get emo about it and think Spencer doesn't really love him anymore and what-the-fuck-ever he never wanted to go to prom anyway and wear a pretty tie and maybe slow dance with Spencer who he's totally not in love with. No way.

That's what should happen. Only with a stupidly sappy ending in which Ryan is srsly a girl and Spencer gives him that red flower to put in his jacket and Ryan can blush pretty much as red as his tie and the flower ;)

y/n?

[lolab.livejournal.com]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGH SEE WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE THIS? BAH.

[ivesia19.livejournal.com]

BabyRyro makes me feel a little bit like a pedophile, because - damn.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

HEH. RIGHT???

[livinglifeloud.livejournal.com]

where do you FIND these things?? jesus motherfucking christ that made me laugh, like in a public place where i'm not supposed to be laughing.

and i run this campus magazine, and a few days ago we were having an Important Meeting but I was on twitter and i followed your rec to petsalamander.com and i busted out laughing and my co-head gave me a LOOK. and it was great.

livejournal ruins lives. social lives, at least.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHA. ME TOO. like, literally, i laughed SO FUCKING LOUD when she sent it to me last night. keri was disturbed. idek where she finds this stuff; on flickr i guess.

BAHAHAHAHA. THE PET SALAMANDER SITE IS *AMAZING*. OH GOD.

it does. real-life social lives, at least. ;)

*waits for italyfic* XD

[getunique.livejournal.com]

Ha, EPIC lesbian wedding.
~I see jailbait lmao~

[lolab.livejournal.com]

XDDD

[the-randomist.livejournal.com]

SINCE WE'RE GAWKING AT JAILBAIT...
BABY!BDEN!!!

[lolab.livejournal.com]

S;AELKROVIUA;L4J5AWLH;IVUAPOWI4U5AWO3K4JAO;W3IUFPOIAW3UP4OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST SQUEAKED OUT LOUD!!!!!!! AT WORK!!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

omgomgomg. my heart. my breath. BRENDON. he looks so unhappy! it looks just like MY third grade pic! :P

fucking GOD, his lips. STOP BEING GORGEOUS, YOU'RE LIKE TEN.

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

you're all the most intense stalkers i've ever met, holy hell. not complaining, though.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

HEY, THEY'RE ALL ON FLICKR. :PPPP

(THERE IS MORE ME!FIC, I CAN HAS????)

[my-0wn-madness.livejournal.com]

... L-O-FUCKING L!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THE RYANBRENT/SPYRO PICTURE MADE ME DIE WITH LAUGHTER AND AMAZEMENT XDDDDD

OMG, YOU JUST MADE MY DAY AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT XD

(see? Even Spencer is ROFLing at the thought)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHA. YESSSSSSS

[miyavis-gazette.livejournal.com]

i totally tried to comment on this at school, but it blocked it and it made me sad.

now. i am going to go sleep. and then maybe write fic about bb!ryan and bb!spencer while procrastinating on my homework.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

HAHA. awww.

PSEKRJAO;SIVJAPOW4AELKRHAE YES PLEASE.

[panicobracademy.livejournal.com]

eeehehehehehehehehe
ohmygoodness ryro you little SMISH

ugh. brent.


but RYRO THE SMISH!!!! <33
he has such a little munchkin face
but for some reason all i can focus on are the gauges
which normally really scare the shit out of me but his are small enough that they don't bother me so much.

thank you for making me go "eehehehe" out loud
:)

ANDOHMYGODHOLYFUCKSHITCHAPTERTOMORROWGAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
why is no one else spazzing out about OHMYGODCHAPTERTOMORROW??
because uh, i am. obviously. :)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDD

he has a munchkin face. a lesbian munchkin face. bahahaha OH, the gauges. so funny. oh ryanross.

MAYBE tomorrow. MAYBE.

THEY ARE NOT SPAZZING ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE EPIC LESBIAN WEDDING OF RYAN AND BRENT IS EPIC, OKAY. and we seem to have started a jailbait picspam in the comments if you read the long threads lolz

[monamour-x.livejournal.com]

that picture is amazing. i wish you would have had it and your little prompt BEFORE i started working on the current spyro i am writing for you.

don't you just love how i commentstalked like 3 people before i actually got around to leaving a comment of my OWN?

you adore my creepiness, admit it. :P

also, i love you.

also, your boss sounds like she's amazing. i want to meet her. is that creepy? lol.

:)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

HAI.

i love you too. emily is totally amazing. in speshul ways. lol. she really drives me nuts sometimes, but she's sweet.

i want you to meet her. i want you to meet everyone. (yes, in that creepy we-are-dating-so-meet-everyone-in-my-life,-wheeeee! way. i fail.)

<3 sending you something special in a sec...

[kayxluvsxcoffee.livejournal.com]

Lol, bb!Ryan and bb!Spence fic sounds like sooo much fun to write... -sigh- these are the times I really wish I hadn't decided to do winter percussion. Not that it's not fun just... ugg. 7 hour percussion practice + oodles of hw + shopping = a very, very, swamped Kay. Eh, maybe I'll write one anyway... no promices though. And even if there is there is no fucking way I could expect to be done before monday -hates having no time to do anything-

Anywho, that pic is just so... lol. Especially the paint edit 8D Even though I hate Brent. With a passion. I mean, creep much? I kept trying to imagine it was Spencer standing there, lulz.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

i knowwwww. they ARE fun to write. you should write them. ;)

OH GOD, IF IT WERE SPENCER STANDING THERE I'D DIE. <3333333333333333

[ginsatonic.livejournal.com]

Your wall of photos is pretty.
Your plant is very pretty.
CANNOT look at pictures of Ryan from that era. No. It makes me wonder how he evolved into the sexy little skinny shit he is now and I don't like looking at underage boys... no, thank you.
except I do find the camera whore ones amusing

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:D I KNOW RIGHT???

no one can resist the camera whore ones. no one.

[josee-66.livejournal.com]

okay..its today..am im waiting patiently :)
no i lied.im not waiting patiently.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

gimme an hour or two to finish up... but i've got some stuff to do so don't expect it until tonight. ;)

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

Maybe... if you haven't already found a solution... have them live on AN island (since no one lives on that island except for a tribe, there might be a reason for it; the land technically belongs to that tribe? dunno) with one of those houses that basically just has no walls? kind of just a roof, and some pillars.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL! screw that. they don't need no roof. we all want brendon to keep his tan, after all.

alternately, pete could BUY the island. because he WOULD. and he'd teach the tribe that muzicks > human flesh.

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

Where i’m going there are no tv’s, roads, clocks, AC, doors, or interwebs

ryanross is going to your island.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS NOW MY OPENING QUOTE FOR THE EPILOGUE.

rynrss: in ur island, sexxin ur panix.